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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 15:46:43 No.29497491 View View Reply Original Report

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"Ran outta condoms? That okay! Here, let me give a handjob instead!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 15:49:04 No.29497552 Report

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>>29497491
Chicken a shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 15:51:05 No.29497607 Report

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>>29497491
DELET

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 15:51:33 No.29497616 Report

Quoted By: >>29497630 >>29497694 >>29499682 >>29502616

>>29497491
Do you want a "handjob" too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 15:52:12 No.29497630 Report

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>>29497616
REVENGE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 15:53:28 No.29497650 Report

Quoted By: >>29505196

No one gives hand jobs like that, you fat virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 15:54:05 No.29497662 Report

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>>29497491
>digging thumbs in
>using both hands when one should be slipping a cheeky finger up my bum
>being a 10 year old chicken

2/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 15:54:34 No.29497675 Report

Quoted By: >>29499459

>>29497491
No thanks.
I caught thrush from a girl a few days ago and need to wait a a couple of weeks before I let anyone else fuck with my dick.

Sucks with Halloween coming up.
Guess I'll just stay home this weekend and fap to Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 15:55:04 No.29497694 Report

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>>29497616
SAVIOUR
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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:02:55 No.29499459 Report

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>>29497675
>Sucks with Halloween coming up.
Why? Do you normally invite trick or treating little girls into your house?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:03:33 No.29499477 Report

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>>29497491
my dick isn't nearly that big

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:05:59 No.29499559 Report

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Thats ok the anus will do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:09:46 No.29499658 Report

Quoted By: >>29499700

>>29499459
People have parties on or near Halloween.

An impossible concept for the average basement dwelling /vp/er to comprehend, I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:10:35 No.29499682 Report

Quoted By: >>29500278 >>29502390

>>29497616
Still can't over how they just made Sun look confident when he does that, but Chicken-Chan looks fully psychotic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:11:18 No.29499700 Report

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>>29499658
Who the fuck has sex on halloween? Like seriously. I can understand valentines day but why halloween??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:14:06 No.29499773 Report

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>ywn hug her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:15:06 No.29499799 Report

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>>29499700
1) it's a holiday with parties and excuses to get together
2) girls dressing in slutty costumes typically have a reason to

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:17:42 No.29499855 Report

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>>29499700
A Holiday with multiple girls dressing up in the sluttiest gear they can.

HURR WHY DOES ANYONE HAVE SEX ON THIS DAY?

Good lord, go outside.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:18:06 No.29499874 Report

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>>29497491
Who the fuck likes handjob? I could jerk myself off, if I was with a girl I want a bj or sex, or even a buttjob.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:18:17 No.29499881 Report

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>>29499700
Um, lot of people. Have you not seen those sexy costumes? Those are designed to make men want to have sex with women.

Halloween stops being about candy, trick or treating and being scary and starts being about adults dressing sexy and getting trashed at parties right around the first time you have sex. Its funny you don't know this is one of those holidays that's just an excuse for kinky dress up sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:32:46 No.29500278 Report

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>>29499682
I fucking love that they made her yangire
Based Gamefreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:34:42 No.29500321 Report

Quoted By: >>29500513

>>29499874
Its different. I don't know why but there's a different sensation when a girl gives you a handjob than when masturbating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:43:23 No.29500513 Report

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>>29500321
This. Anyone who would pick masturbating instead of a handjob either has never had one or only got a bad one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 17:56:14 No.29500814 Report

Quoted By: >>29502342

>>29499459
Would you trick or treat a little girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 18:07:41 No.29501070 Report

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>>29497491
>implying I'm not going in raw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 18:09:03 No.29501103 Report

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>>29497491
>implying I won't just use her shithole instead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 18:33:04 No.29501659 Report

Quoted By: >>29502461

>>29497491
>Handjob
I see the heart hand is lost on you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 19:03:57 No.29502342 Report

Quoted By: >>29505009

>>29500814
Trick her with a salty treat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 19:05:58 No.29502390 Report

Quoted By: >>29502475

>>29499682
They both make the same face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 19:09:20 No.29502461 Report

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>>29501659
>implying she cant give a heart handjob

It'll be a little tricky but it'll also be the cutest handjob ever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 19:10:12 No.29502475 Report

Quoted By: >>29502616 >>29503804 >>29503812

>>29502390
Chicken-Chan definitely looks more creepy than Sun

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 19:16:09 No.29502616 Report

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>>29497616
Do it.

>>29502475
She's the villain, and he's the hero. Obviously he looks nicer than her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 19:19:25 No.29502690 Report

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>>29499874
It's different when another person does it. I last way longer when it's somebody else jacking me off, probably because I know my dick too well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 19:47:23 No.29503392 Report

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>>29499874
>buttjobs

My nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 19:49:13 No.29503441 Report

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>>29499874
Girls have very soft skin and it feels amazing when its not your jerking you off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 19:50:16 No.29503472 Report

Quoted By: >>29503767

>>29499874
>not wanting to feel chicken-chan's soft feminine hands around your dick

u gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 20:00:51 No.29503767 Report

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>>29503472
I'd rather feel her slippery lips or tight little butthole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 20:02:10 No.29503804 Report

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>>29502475
it's because of the angle of the eyebrows

Sun looks determined but Moon just looks happy to be able to crush her enemies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 20:02:34 No.29503812 Report

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>>29502475
It's because we see her bottom row of teeth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 20:06:54 No.29503900 Report

Quoted By: >>29503956 >>29505042

>>29499874
Handjobs are the WORST, usually when a girl gives me a handjob their "arm gets tired" or "my hand is hurting" It just takes so long to cum from it and no girl knows how to do it right

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 20:09:41 No.29503956 Report

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>>29503900
You've just had lazy or unexperienced chicks then. My ex started like that but she got really good before we broke up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 20:58:14 No.29505009 Report

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>>29502342
>salty treat

E-explain further.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 21:00:19 No.29505042 Report

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>>29503900
Girls have such weak arm strength, like holy shit. I've edged for hours before and you're tired after 5 minutes? Come on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 21:01:30 No.29505076 Report

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>>29505042
Did you dick chafe afterwards?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 21:05:02 No.29505149 Report

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>>29499874
Masturbating is gay because you touch a dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 21:06:11 No.29505180 Report

Quoted By: >>29505250

>>29505149
Do you not wash your dick?

King !JQcVurgnMY

King !JQcVurgnMY Fri 28 Oct 2016 21:07:03 No.29505196 Report

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>>29497650

Only a cuck with a small dick would say that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 21:09:32 No.29505250 Report

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>>29505180
Your mom washes it for me fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 21:50:25 No.29506116 Report

Quoted By: >>29506214

>>29505149
You're always touching a dick. It's literally attatched to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 21:54:22 No.29506214 Report

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>>29506116
Not if you cut it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 22:37:55 No.29507189 Report

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>>29497491
Why would I want a handjob from a 11 year old?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 22:39:20 No.29507226 Report

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>>29497491
Handjobs suck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2016 22:41:10 No.29507258 Report

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>>29499700
Virgin detected

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