>>29512201Here.
Something for you, to ease your mind. Not too long ago, our dearest sweetest friend went on a space mission to save the planet from an astroroid. However, once he was there, it turns out the PRIME FISHINISTER actually wanted him disposed of.
SO HE WAS SLAM DUNKED INTO A MOON CRATER AND LEFT TO ROT.
Tearfully he watches as his only chance of returning home flies away. No one will remember him in a year's time.