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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 04:55:00 No.29515193 View View Reply Original Report

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Well? How would you guys react?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 04:56:46 No.29515220 Report

Quoted By: >>29515230

>>29515193
That actually manages to look less heterosexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 04:57:36 No.29515230 Report

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>>29515220
this
and I don't even mean the female version

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 04:58:56 No.29515257 Report

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looks cool

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 05:03:56 No.29515337 Report

Quoted By: >>29515459 >>29522085

>>29515193
>Implying Pokemon has same gender as humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 05:04:17 No.29515345 Report

Quoted By: >>29515525 >>29515648 >>29515715 >>29518092 >>29522465

How hard is to havk the game put this beauty in and fix the fag one they have

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 05:06:27 No.29515391 Report

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>>29515193
I kinda like it. Still not picking it, but it'd be nice to have a difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 05:10:44 No.29515459 Report

Quoted By: >>29518927

>>29515337
They reproduce sexually.
As evidenced by the day care requiring two pokemon of compatible genetics (egg group) to produce an egg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 05:13:52 No.29515525 Report

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>>29515345

Get the fuck over it, you whiny faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 05:18:56 No.29515648 Report

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>>29515345
>male Primarina
>beauty
The only fag one here is you anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 05:21:52 No.29515715 Report

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>>29515345
They aren't going to exclusively cater to your insecure ass any time soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 05:42:31 No.29516078 Report

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I really do wish split evos had been a thing for them especially sense literally two of them look gender specific as fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 05:44:20 No.29516119 Report

Quoted By: >>29516139 >>29516187

>>29515193

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 05:45:40 No.29516139 Report

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>>29516119
i miss ballio

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 05:46:34 No.29516157 Report

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>>29516139
>ifw split evo is true

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 05:47:44 No.29516175 Report

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>>29516139
shut the fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 05:48:17 No.29516187 Report

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>>29516119
>removed the tiny legs
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 05:50:11 No.29516224 Report

Quoted By: >>29518056

>>29515193
Not going to happen. There's a ~15% chance any Popplio will be female, and GF isn't about to endorse transgenderism

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 06:03:22 No.29516444 Report

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>>29515193
somehow even gayer, and this coming from someone who hates the real thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 06:11:33 No.29516566 Report

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Looks like a rat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 06:18:51 No.29516671 Report

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...Zora link is a pokemon now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 07:43:19 No.29517832 Report

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>>29516139
me too anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 07:45:23 No.29517859 Report

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>>29515193
i would rather just kms to be honest family

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 07:46:21 No.29517865 Report

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>>29516139
BALLIO IS DEAD
GOOD RIDDANCE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 08:06:36 No.29518056 Report

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>>29515193
Meh. I do wish split evos were a thing though.

>>29516224
>GF isn't about to endorse transgenderism
They already are, considering 9/10 of Pimarina are male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 08:09:00 No.29518092 Report

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>>29515345
>fag
>when this one is pure gayness

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 09:34:34 No.29518770 Report

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>>29516139
He'll always be alive in our hearts anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 09:39:09 No.29518805 Report

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>>29516139

Ballio Was an Illusionary Nigger Clown. Thought up by a Nigger in a Nigger town. Knows as Hoodington, because Niggers are Niggers and Clowns are Niggers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 09:41:02 No.29518818 Report

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>>29518770
pedoclown produced some creepy pictures

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 09:42:34 No.29518828 Report

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>>29516139
Do Balliofags even remember Walrein?

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 09:44:48 No.29518843 Report

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>>29518818
And some cute ones

I'm happy with sealwaif but I would have picked rapeclown if he had been real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 09:54:18 No.29518927 Report

Quoted By: >>29519338 >>29522085

>>29515459
That's sex, not gender, you fucking idiot.
Animals do not follow the same gender constructs as us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 10:42:04 No.29519338 Report

Quoted By: >>29524736

>>29518927
gender constructs don't exist outside if humanity, animals lack the sentience to be self aware of or comprehend it you fucking moron gender is purely biological in animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 13:27:36 No.29521110 Report

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>>29515193
As much as I like primarina, if this fucker was available I'd definitely pick it instead. Now the concept would be totally fucked, but he looks cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 13:49:24 No.29521362 Report

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>>29518828

Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 13:51:24 No.29521382 Report

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>>29515193
More unnecessary than Gallade

>Hurr durr this pokemon looks like a GIRL even when it's a boy
>MAKE A 100% BOY VERSION

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 13:56:23 No.29521442 Report

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>>29518843

why can't both just be in the game

I ain't forgetting Gigglio either, that snickering rascal, he'd look adorable side by side with Brionne and juggling her into the air as she dances.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:04:30 No.29521544 Report

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>>29515193
To be honest it looks gay not gay as in bad but i see this guy not being straight at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:04:57 No.29521549 Report

Quoted By: >>29521587 >>29521602

what does shiny primarina look like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:08:55 No.29521587 Report

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>>29521549

Blonde.

I wish I was joking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:09:44 No.29521602 Report

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>>29521549

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:12:17 No.29521651 Report

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>>29521587
no fucking wa-
>>29521602
oh
at least change the tail color to match wtf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:19:54 No.29521747 Report

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>>29516139
You're not alone, friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:32:02 No.29521893 Report

Quoted By: >>29521983 >>29522011

Still shit. Look at balio we like him because it can stand up, mermaids have a shitty fighting stance (i bet any other water starter can swim faster than it) and these pink details are overdesign to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:35:01 No.29521938 Report

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>>29516139
You can't miss something that never existed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:36:02 No.29521950 Report

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>>29516139
Can we make balio /vp/'s mascot? Honest question

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:36:18 No.29521952 Report

Quoted By: >>29522883

>>29521651
Side by side

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:37:57 No.29521983 Report

Quoted By: >>29522003

>>29521893
>Look at balio we like him because it can stand up,

Too bad he looks retarded while doing so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:39:10 No.29522003 Report

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>>29521983
I like his goofy pose.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:39:40 No.29522011 Report

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>>29521893

>Look at balio we like him because it can stand up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:42:42 No.29522060 Report

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>>29522011
Then why is she laying down on her normal pose? Slaking is justified for having Truant... so much wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:44:14 No.29522085 Report

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>>29518927
>>29515337

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:46:12 No.29522122 Report

Quoted By: >>29522294

>>29522060
Pretty sure Ballio can't spend more than two minutes standing on its flippers, please try again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 14:58:51 No.29522294 Report

Quoted By: >>29522381 >>29522454 >>29522605

>>29522122
Im talking of the batlle animation. Balio looks studry enough to stand up for more time, the mermaids anatomy is fucked up and she looks arkward even when laying. You wont defend youself with these arms because they keep your upper body from falling down.
Shit, the more i think about, the more i hate this starter...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:00:06 No.29522310 Report

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Splitfags are pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:04:48 No.29522381 Report

Quoted By: >>29523258 >>29523557

>>29522294

Yeah, because Ballio totally looks more stable with that top heavy torso and those tiny flipper feet. Primarina's weight distribution actually looks balanced. Stop coming up with BS to say that Primarina is bad just because you didn't get your stupid clown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:09:20 No.29522445 Report

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>>29522085
I think what they mean to say is that Pokemon shouldn't be judged by human standards of sexual dimorphism.

Besides, if there were visual differences between male and female Primarina, they wouldn't really be that drastic (as with most Pokemon).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:09:50 No.29522454 Report

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>>29522294
fyi primarina is only about 98 pounds at 5'11...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:10:59 No.29522465 Report

Quoted By: >>29522700

>>29515345
>waaaaaa there's femininity in my game everything needs to be manly and strong to cater to my misogyny waaaaaa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:12:55 No.29522499 Report

Quoted By: >>29522625

>>29515193
This is bad.

I don't get why people are freaking so much about Primarina anyway. WE have tons of trapmons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:14:25 No.29522527 Report

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>>29515193

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:17:15 No.29522605 Report

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>>29522294
She doesn't look awkward at all when laying down. You want to see awkward you look towards Decidueye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:18:17 No.29522625 Report

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>>29522499
Because hating on anything Popplio-related is the new cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:21:41 No.29522700 Report

Quoted By: >>29524625

>>29522465
Id hate Gardevoir too if she stood under two arms and no way to float.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:30:56 No.29522883 Report

Quoted By: >>29523446 >>29523472 >>29523478 >>29526122

>>29521952
there, schemes that make sense, was that so hard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:34:47 No.29522954 Report

Quoted By: >>29523016

>>29522011
wait wtf she loses her pearls when she attacks? how does that work, does she just make bew ones right after?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:37:44 No.29523016 Report

Quoted By: >>29523219 >>29523258

>>29522954
>pearls

actually those are bubbles/balloons. They're voice controlled apparently

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:47:54 No.29523219 Report

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>>29523016
mary sue af

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 15:50:04 No.29523258 Report

Quoted By: >>29524317

>>29522381
not them but what bugs me most about her design when i first saw it is her spikes
they encircle her, cant be too easy to move around when youre lying down

>>29523016
ah, better i guess, though it seems kinda wonky in practice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:00:17 No.29523446 Report

Quoted By: >>29523912

>>29522883
I like the green one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:00:45 No.29523451 Report

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>>29522011

The bubbles look more like dinky pearls falling off rather than actual bubbles bursting in order to later make new ones. And the way how its tail moves in order to stand is really awkward looking.

eugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:02:30 No.29523472 Report

Quoted By: >>29523912

>>29522883

The fan made hues make the legitimate one look really lazy, tbqh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:03:06 No.29523478 Report

Quoted By: >>29523912

>>29522883
Orange is better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:08:02 No.29523557 Report

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>>29522381

Weird how people are saying Ballio looks like he can't support itself considering one of its inspiration basis was a bozo bag.

D.I himself confirmed, this is more drawn by someone interpreting how it works.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:18:25 No.29523728 Report

Quoted By: >>29524005 >>29524725

I hoped for something more simple-looking so it would be fine as both genders. Still, I'm not that bothered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:28:12 No.29523912 Report

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>>29523446
green is my favorite too

>>29523472
i mean, it must not be easy, recoloring everything, but if youre going to do most of it then finish it and with proper colors

>>29523478
last two remind me of pretty cure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:33:14 No.29524005 Report

Quoted By: >>29524074 >>29524317 >>29524470

>>29523728
That looks really good, and Primarina is my favorite Pokemon.
I really, really don't get how functioning adults hate this starter. The only reason used agaisnt it is "girls have cooties eughh". I mean, I was like that when I was a kid and I played Johto. I avoided Chickorita and never caught a Pokemon if it was female, but not anymore. So yes, I'm sure that all these people are really underage. I'm sure the same people hate Tsareena, Lurantis, TapuLele and all the feminine designs of previous generations

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:37:07 No.29524074 Report

Quoted By: >>29524188 >>29524293

>>29524005
Already gave the reasons here
Overdesigned and bad anatomy, nothing to do with being feminine. I expected more of the evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:37:58 No.29524087 Report

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It looks like a fucking neopet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:44:02 No.29524188 Report

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>>29524074
You're in the minority, most people just bring up the gender ratio and call people who like it gay or furfag. That's childish.
I don't agree with you, it's not overdesigned, if it didn't have the pink details, it would look bad. That's like removing Venusaurs pimples or Blastoise's shell pattern. The porportions look off in the upper body, particularly the big ass handflipper things, but it fits because it's a mermaid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:50:17 No.29524293 Report

Quoted By: >>29524451 >>29525116

>>29524074

How is it overdesigned? Literally one of the biggest offenders of "it just gets bigger" ever. Hair & spikes hardly qualify as too much. Especially when it barely changed the first time it evolved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:52:03 No.29524317 Report

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>>29524005
i wouldnt mind it if not for this >>29523258
and a few other wonky design decisions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:59:05 No.29524451 Report

Quoted By: >>29524700

>>29524293
Not him but I dont know the word i can use here... Like i can draw most pokemon from memory even if i do poorly like missing gyarados spikes or landorus skin cancer but for the mermaid i have to look artwork reference to even remember it has a nose.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 16:59:58 No.29524470 Report

Quoted By: >>29524542 >>29524574

>>29524005
Yeah, I think most people are just hating on it because it looks feminine for a starter specifically. Most starters either look badass or menacing while Primarina is something else. People aren't just used to it.

I think Primarina looks very nice though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 17:03:45 No.29524542 Report

Quoted By: >>29524628 >>29524649

>>29524470
have you not been reading? its not feminimity that makes her unappealing
also cool pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 17:05:55 No.29524574 Report

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>>29524470
>That mid Brionne

Daw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 17:10:23 No.29524625 Report

Quoted By: >>29524635

>>29522700
Gardevoir doesn't float, it stands on its legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 17:10:35 No.29524628 Report

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>>29524542
>its not feminimity that makes her unappealing

Are you seriously implying that these people who hate it because it's feminine don't exist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 17:11:05 No.29524635 Report

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>>29524625
No shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 17:12:13 No.29524649 Report

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>>29524542
I specifically said that some people dislike it because it's feminine for a starter. People would be fine with it if it's not a starter. There's Gardevoir, Lopunny, Liligant, Milotic etc.

Delphox is another feminine/not-so-badass starter. Aside from its shitty moveset and awkward in-game model, it's one of the most disliked ones. Braixen gets a pass because it's good furbait though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 17:14:16 No.29524674 Report

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>implying the female ones aren't ugly as fuck like most animals to increase survival odds while the males are fabulous to attract mates

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 17:15:56 No.29524700 Report

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>>29524451

Needing a reference is not an idication that it's overdesigned. Plus, it's a new Pokemon so people have to get used to seeing it to remember what it looks like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 17:16:32 No.29524709 Report

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>>29515193
I would then try to get a female incineroar. Furry Joshi is kawaii

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 17:17:37 No.29524725 Report

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>>29523728
>it turns into a royal ludroth
I'd be down with that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 17:18:09 No.29524736 Report

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>>29519338
>animals lack the sentience to be self aware
Well that's wrong. Crows, octopus, certain primates, dolphins, whales, and a few other animals have all been proven self aware.

There's also gay animals. I owned a gay cat once; he was funny as fuck, raping all his peers. It wouldn't be surprising if certain animals of certain species went beyond being faggots and were colossal faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 17:38:24 No.29525116 Report

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>>29524293
I cant believe you actually stole my response from days ago and reposted it. Im honored.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Oct 2016 18:28:13 No.29526122 Report

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>>29522883
>not ariel and her sisters shinies

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