>Trouble's afoot, island needs guarding.
>Go to the Island Guardian, Tapu Lele
>"Sure, I can help, easy."
>"On one condition."
>"I get to suck your cock, for as long as I want~"
>"What's the matter, big boy? You said the island's in danger, right?"
>"People's lives are on the line, and you won't even sacrifice a few tablespoons of semen?"
>"That's awfully selfish of you, you know?"
>"If anyone gets hurt because of your selfishness, then it's on your head."
>"In fact, since the cost is so low, I'd say you're much worse~"
>"And as the Guardian of this Island, it's my duty to punish greedy boys like you~"