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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 18:59:55 No.29594631 View View Reply Original Report

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I'm gradually falling in love with a fictional seal...

Why is this happening to me? Keep in mind that I despise furfags and pokephiles.

How can I stop these degenerate thoughts from consuming me? I don't want to kill myself..

I really need your help here!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:02:41 No.29594688 Report

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>>29594631
Just accept it. Give in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:03:17 No.29594700 Report

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>>29594631
It will never end well anon... I have been there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:03:41 No.29594708 Report

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>>29594631
cuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:07:46 No.29594788 Report

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There's no going back, you're too far gone... I'm sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:09:38 No.29594820 Report

Quoted By:

>>29594631
im gonna use primarina too, but fucking kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:10:18 No.29594830 Report

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>>29594631
Go outside and have your first human interaction in months

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:10:19 No.29594832 Report

Quoted By: >>29595617 >>29596316

Just enjoy it, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:11:01 No.29594843 Report

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>>29594631
Embrace it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:13:13 No.29594877 Report

Quoted By: >>29595429 >>29595851

I told you the more you insist on hating it, the higher the chances are you're gonna start thinking it's your wife. You have to options at this point:
1. go outside and meet a girl and start making friends
2. become a furfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:17:25 No.29594933 Report

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>>29594631

Go find yourself an Albino Seal, dress it up, Fuck it, and then Seeal how you feel. If you still love her keep fucking that Albino seal. ARP ARP ARP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:20:02 No.29594976 Report

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>>29594631
It's too late faggot, you've already begun the road down towards furfaggotry.

All you need now is some primarina porn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:21:16 No.29594997 Report

Quoted By: >>29595851

Go outside and don't let these autists influence you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:21:40 No.29595007 Report

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>>29594631
It's too late. The conversion has begun.

All you need now is some primarina porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:25:27 No.29595059 Report

Quoted By: >>29595138

People are just getting upset because they're slowly realizing that the japanese aren't actually sapient.

The Japanese are notorious confabulators; they essentially come up with stories to explain their past actions that are in no way actually connected to a real continued thread of reasoning. If you were to ask a japanese person why they did something, and then presented them with evidence that makes their explanation seem impossible, rather than actually scrutinizing the information they just stare at you blankly because, unlike other humans, they genuinely don't understand how different ideas can effect each other. This is why they're so predisposed to horrible war crimes; they fight according to their basest, most brutal instincts and then come up with justifications later. There's been research on this; 95.7% of Japanese citizens literally can't pass the Turing Test.

This is why Japanese companies give out these bullshit nonsense reasonings for their actions, because they literally base their actions on nothing and construct a story around it later. The REAL reason the gender ratio for starters is mostly male is because they're horribly sexist and think of their coolest strongest heroes as male by default. But they made Primarina the way it is because they think mermaid animal people are sexy and they want to mastrubate to it. And the fact that these ideas they've presented are in direct conflict mean nothing to them, because the Japanese mind is incapable of rational thought or contradiction recognition.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:28:33 No.29595111 Report

Quoted By: >>29595212

>>29594631
Once it begins, the ride never ends. I'm sorry.
Even if you eventually get a girl, you'll think in Primarina.

The only option at this point is to give in to your libido.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:29:59 No.29595132 Report

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There is no choice, you have to make the first move.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:30:00 No.29595133 Report

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Give in to the waifuism.
Just don't go over-goy by buying all the merch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:30:13 No.29595138 Report

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>>29595059
I find this pasta humorous.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:34:42 No.29595200 Report

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>>29594631
Accept pokephillia as long as you are aware about that so you can limit yourself to female gardevoirs. Otherwise you gonna start to guck lizards or even MUK

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:35:27 No.29595212 Report

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>>29595111
I can't accept this..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:40:31 No.29595283 Report

Quoted By: >>29595429

>>29594631
>Why is this happening to me?
Because you're gradually coming to terms that Primarina is a Pokemon, and that the design is not all that bad. You're finding that the appearance is appealing.

There is nothing wrong with liking Primarina. There is nothing wrong with thinking that it is adorable and cute. It's perfectly fine and you shouldn't worry.

If anything, the more you try to fight it, the more you might slip and fall. All you really have to do is acknowledge that you like the Pokemon and it should be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:40:42 No.29595284 Report

Quoted By: >>29595342

>>29594631
Avoid it? That's probably the only way to prevent the fetish from consuming you and degrating into self-loathing and flowing through the 5 stages of grief before becoming a furfag. Just talk to people, think about other sex stuff other than this seal and maybe it will leave.

Probably leave /vp/, and pokemon as a whole. Its for your own good really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:41:34 No.29595298 Report

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>>29594631
go outside and stop caring about pokemon if you're too cowardly to kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:43:28 No.29595331 Report

Quoted By: >>29595352 >>29595376

I gave up a few years ago. Here's the list of "waifumon" I love:

>Starters
Blaziken
Serperior
Delphox
Primarina
>Other
Gardevoir
Milotic
Lopunny
Glaceon and the other Eevees
Mismagius
Lilligant
Meloetta
Tsareena
and so e of the preevos of these

I'm sure the list will keep growing, I honestly don't care anymore
I haven't fapped to most of them for some reason, I just collect cute art

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:43:52 No.29595342 Report

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>>29595284
So much needless drama over simple fetishism

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:44:29 No.29595352 Report

Quoted By: >>29595547

>>29595331
aside from the starters, this is pathetically casual for someone who's been at it for a few years

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:45:32 No.29595376 Report

Quoted By: >>29595423

>>29595331
I have no 'Waifumon'. I just like cute Pokemon because they're cute.

For some reason, people really seem to make all of this out to be a bigger deal than it really is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:47:28 No.29595423 Report

Quoted By: >>29595467

>>29595376
As much as I think its normal by now, I imagine for anybody it'd be really weird to suddently begin feeling attracted to imaginary creatures either sexually or romantically from a children's videogame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:47:46 No.29595429 Report

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>>29595283
Matter of fact, I don't think OP made it clear in what sense does he start liking Primarina.

Do you start liking it like how like all your favorite mons or having a crush on it ? Cause if it's a crush, then follow my previous post >>29594877

You have no other choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:50:09 No.29595467 Report

Quoted By: >>29595574

>>29595423
Just like all those young girls who suddenly felt attracted to the characters in Twilight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:50:56 No.29595482 Report

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>>29594631
>I'm gradually falling in love with a fictional seal...
>Keep in mind that I despise furfags and pokephiles
>How can I stop these degenerate thoughts from consuming me? I don't want to kill myself..
Cheap bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:51:21 No.29595489 Report

Quoted By: >>29595538 >>29595843

None of you fucking NEETs have any idea what love is. How the hell could you fall in love with a fictional creature? You faggots are pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:54:02 No.29595538 Report

Quoted By: >>29595616

>>29595489
Real life love is probably way more shallow. Enjoy your divorce and alimony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:54:28 No.29595547 Report

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>>29595352
You're right right, I'm a casual, but I'm not ashamed to admit I like it, I don't consider myself a furry either. My gf's pretty weird too so it doesn't bother her. We're all going to hell anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:55:35 No.29595574 Report

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>>29595467
At least those could turn into humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:57:46 No.29595616 Report

Quoted By: >>29595800

>>29595538
Add to it false rape accusations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:57:47 No.29595617 Report

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>>29594832
MORE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:00:16 No.29595670 Report

Quoted By: >>29595800

>>29594631
Remember when Western Animation used to have loads of feminine anthro characters designed to look appealing. Just how many generations of furries rose up during these eras?

Reminder that Gadget Hackwrench has an entire Russian cult dedicated to her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:04:14 No.29595738 Report

Quoted By:

>>29594631

sea lion pocket monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:04:18 No.29595739 Report

Quoted By: >>29595768 >>29595787 >>29595801 >>29595850

Decidueye - Non-furries
Incineroar - Furries
Primarina - Furries in denial

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:06:06 No.29595768 Report

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>>29595739
>Decidueye - Non-furries

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:07:17 No.29595787 Report

Quoted By: >>29595863

>>29595739
>Decidueye - Non-furries
Avians are a subset of furries you retard, and they've been louder than barafags ever were about incineroar here in /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:08:05 No.29595800 Report

Quoted By:

>>29595616
I can't wait for next level VR. This planet needs less population anyways.
>>29595670
Is that cult thing still around? I only see that one 2002 picture reposted endlessly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:08:07 No.29595801 Report

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>>29595739
Decidueye - Furries in denial
Incineroar - Gay furries
Primarina - Straight furries

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:11:04 No.29595843 Report

Quoted By: >>29596316

>>29595489
>NEET

I work full time and go to college and I would totally marry a Primarina. You should really stop projecting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:11:24 No.29595850 Report

Quoted By:

>>29595739
Decidueye - Furries
Incineroar - Furries
Primarina - Furries

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:11:26 No.29595851 Report

Quoted By:

>>29594877
>>29594997
Going outside doesn't help. I'd know. Or maybe I'm already fucked up beyond repair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:12:26 No.29595863 Report

Quoted By: >>29595906 >>29595910 >>29595916 >>29595990

>>29595787
But nobody wants to fuck a goddamn owl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:14:42 No.29595906 Report

Quoted By:

>>29595863
haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:14:52 No.29595910 Report

Quoted By:

>>29595863
Jut like nobody wants to fuck a goddamn seal. But give it sapience, femenine attributes and a conceivable method, and you'll have thousands of degenerates ready to do so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:15:10 No.29595916 Report

Quoted By:

>>29595863
You're just asking for it aren't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:18:42 No.29595990 Report

Quoted By:

>>29595863
Yes hi massive furfag here, I would fuck the owl. Have a good day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:24:03 No.29596092 Report

Quoted By: >>29596151

-- Official 100% approved irrefutable facts list ---

Decidueye - Fetish furfags, the absolute worst of the worst, probably want to put the owl in diapers and talk about cloaca

Incineroar - Bara homo faggots, most likely to die of aids, shit taste and will eRP as a fire cat

Primarina - Refined gentlemen furfags of exquisite taste, hugely successful in real life and possibly have a thicc fetish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:25:12 No.29596121 Report

Quoted By: >>29596262

Benis
N dicke
N balz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:26:33 No.29596151 Report

Quoted By: >>29596167 >>29596316

>>29596092
Just noticed that Primarina has meaty hips. I like her more now. Truly a perfect mermaid, tits are overrated

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:27:28 No.29596167 Report

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>>29596151
>tits are overrated

I'd call you a faggot but hips are amazing. I want her with BOTH

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:31:05 No.29596230 Report

Quoted By: >>29596251

>Wanting to fuck any of the starters

You guys must be pretty desperate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:31:36 No.29596239 Report

Quoted By: >>29596316

Embrace it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:32:15 No.29596251 Report

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>>29596230
But I don't want to fuck the starter, I want to fuck it's final evolution :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:32:32 No.29596262 Report

Quoted By: >>29596312 >>29596365

>>29596121
That set is pretty cute, but I'm not sure how safe is it to use a Brionne as a pillow

Also, he should be the one hugging Primarina instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:34:50 No.29596312 Report

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>>29596262
She's obviously enjoying it nonetheless, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:35:07 No.29596316 Report

Quoted By: >>29596354 >>29596365

>>29596239
>>29596151
>>29595843
>>29594832
>that frilly thing she wears across her neck

..Why do I get the feeling that certain artists are going to use this piece of "clothing" to just barely cover her massive tits that they will inevitably draw her with?
and why does this turn me on

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:35:55 No.29596327 Report

Quoted By: >>29596344 >>29596351

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:36:46 No.29596344 Report

Quoted By: >>29596366

>>29596327

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:37:03 No.29596351 Report

Quoted By: >>29596366

>>29596327
Why is the nigger upset? is he a colossal faggot ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:37:19 No.29596354 Report

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>>29596316

>implying they're small enough to be covered by any part of her body

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:37:58 No.29596365 Report

Quoted By:

>>29596262
May as well post Popplio too

>>29596316
that's already a thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:38:05 No.29596366 Report

Quoted By:

>>29596351
>>29596344
OH.
That explains it. I take back the faggot remark, good taste negro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:44:57 No.29596493 Report

Quoted By:

>>29594631
all according to keikaku

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:47:36 No.29596528 Report

Quoted By:

>>29594631
It's not you fault

It's in God's plan

For him to make a waifu so much stronger than a man

And if you cannot have her

Let

Her

Burn!

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