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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:19:40 No.29594971 View View Reply Original Report

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Confess your Pokémon sins and secrets, and Arceus will forgive you.

My secret:
I only started eating rice after watching the Indigo Leauge season of Pokémon, so I could pretend Brock made it for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:32:12 No.29595173 Report

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Bumping with another:

I thought that cringey Pokémon wedding on Youtube was cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:33:20 No.29595187 Report

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>>29594971
I used to have a shiny Dustox on my Ruby cart, but I lent my game to a friend and he overwrote my file. I like to think that it's not a huge loss, but sometimes I miss him.

I named him Casso, because I caught him as a Cascoon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:36:03 No.29595220 Report

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>>29595187
That is really unfortunate. I am sorry for that loss. I had a similar occurence back when I had Blue. I raised my Blastoise to Lv. 100 without Gamesharks and other methods (MissingNo.), then my brother got mad at me for something and erased my save file out of spite. Even though I wouldn't be able to transfer anyways, still hurts. So I feel your pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:14:15 No.29595892 Report

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i have no pokemon related sins or secrets.

besidesactually liking interracial pokemon porn made by kennycomix

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:14:19 No.29595896 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:17:09 No.29595958 Report

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>>29595187
Sounds like your friend is the one who needs to confess. RIP Casso.

>>29594971
I don't actually have a favorite or a shoulder mon. I love all of them. Even the "shitty" ones like Electivire or Rhyperior. There isn't a single Pokemon design I have problems with (except the upcoming Alolan Golem-- just doesn't make sense to me yet).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:19:52 No.29596010 Report

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>>29595958
Maybe you just have to get used to it, but you sound like a very open person. People can learn from you.

Pic unrelated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:20:43 No.29596024 Report

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I think ORAS are great games and if they had Battle Frontier they would have easily have been the best.

I got my copy of Fire Red from my brother who had stolen it from some kid he hated.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:21:41 No.29596041 Report

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>>29594971
I never cared about the humans as characters really, just the pokemon.

I fap to pokegirls, a lot.

I actually dropped pokemon for about 2 years after beating Y, I was convinced pokemon isn't for me anymore.

More of a mixed opinion but I think every game should do what BW did, new pokemon only in the story and old ones in the postgame.

I can be a karenfag when making my online teams.

SM is the first time I'm playing as the girl, she's qt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:27:01 No.29596157 Report

Quoted By: >>29596207 >>29598601 >>29598668

>>29596024
I think it is just popular to hate it on /vp/. And that's the story of my life with Gen III games, all were kinda stolen from other people (or mostly just had extra copies and I borrowed it, without returning).
>>29596041
No shame in fapping.
I fapped to images of fictional characters for the first time in my life last night. To ya boi. Don't know what came over me, but I enjoyed it a little too much.
I love Chicken-chan's simplicity, as well as her subtle cuteness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:29:39 No.29596207 Report

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>>29596157
Interesting, not gay myself but guzma is good taste. Typically I play as the guy always but chicken seems really cute and innocent to me, can't even fap to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:29:57 No.29596211 Report

Quoted By: >>29596353

I find Hau's smile plus hands behind head pose cute and I'm straight. I also don't find Kukui hot, because he looks like my brother and that'll be weird to find someone who looks like my brother hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:33:23 No.29596283 Report

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>>29594971
I like being a mixture of a karenfag and a smogonfag. And it's not my fault, I just happen to have favorite Pokemon that happen to be stupidly powerful in the meta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:33:41 No.29596288 Report

Quoted By: >>29596384

whitney and flannery are the best pokegirls.

there needs to be a doujin of flannery! whitney got one so i hope she gets one too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:33:57 No.29596297 Report

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>>29594971
I feel genuinely bad for boxing pokemon given to me by npc's. N's Zorua just wanted to be loved and now it's trapped in a box for ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:35:12 No.29596318 Report

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A good 40% of my shinies are made with PKHex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:35:40 No.29596326 Report

Quoted By: >>29596384

Oh mighty Arceus, please purge me of compassion so that I may be like /vp/ and fit in with everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:37:14 No.29596353 Report

Quoted By: >>29596396

>>29596207
You can always think someone or something's cute without wanting to fuck it. So it's all good. not gay either
>>29596211
Hey, whatever floats your boat. I can see that. And I'm sorry that someone in your family looks like a hot character. That sucks.
>>29596283
Hey, if they're Pokémon you like, who's to say you're not allowed to use them? Those are just dumb titles at the end of the day, so do what you like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:38:09 No.29596369 Report

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I hate Gen I. Not for the Pokémon, the characters, the region, or the mechanics (okay, some of the mechanics). In fact, FireRed was my first game, and I loved it. No, what I REALLY hate about Gen I is the nurses say that your Pokémon are "fighting fit" every time you heal, and this just reminds me how out of shape I am in real life. I can handle the odd NPC trainer talking about fitness, but every time I heal? No thanks.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:38:59 No.29596383 Report

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>>29594971
I liked Gen VI
I Hate Gen V. It's completely shit, in my opinion.
Magmortar is easily in my top ten, and all of the other cross-gens are pretty top-teir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:39:03 No.29596384 Report

Quoted By: >>29596453

>>29596288
I like Flannery, too. Too bad she gets drowned out from attention.
>>29596297
Sorry but kek. I know what you mean, though.
>>29596318
Same.
>>29596326
Why would you want that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:39:45 No.29596396 Report

Quoted By: >>29596761

>>29596353
I always just assume if you're on 4chan you're male, sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:41:58 No.29596434 Report

Quoted By: >>29596642 >>29596761

>>29594971

I used an action replay to get all of the mons i wanted ready for SM, to be bread into legitimacy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:42:01 No.29596436 Report

Quoted By: >>29596761

>>29594971
I fapped to hildas sprite everytime i battled in white

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:42:57 No.29596453 Report

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>>29596384
Th...they said it's not cool to love anything. They said it's not cool to care about anyone. P...please, tell me how to not care about anyone or anything so that /vp/ won't bully me.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:50:12 No.29596585 Report

Quoted By: >>29596761

i asked for a hacked celebi to complete the dex in gen 4 (australiafag here) but i have since gotten a living dex 100% legit in gen 6 thanks to the pokemon bank celebi.

i also asked for some hacked shiny pokemon. since my leaf-green+emerald were stolen, i was desperate to get any shiny, since my 5 shinies were on those carts. however i left them in gen 4 and never migrated them. they will stay there as a reminder.

oh and also, i have some pokemon trapped in pokemon ranch, permanently. i forgot about them when i reset the games without taking them back and now they're stuck there. mostly trash mon but, it still feels kinda weird knowing they're forever stuck in comfy purgatory.

will the great alpha pokemon in the sky forgive me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:53:51 No.29596642 Report

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>>29596434
So you traded from black2 white2?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 21:00:56 No.29596761 Report

Quoted By: >>29596846 >>29598083

>>29596396
Don't be sorry, understandable.
>>29596434
I did the same at the beginning of summertime, and sent them to Bank. Now we can't even transfer them until January, damn it to heck! So that back-fired.
>>29596436
Easy fap material, at least.
>>29596453
You shouldn't care about them. Just don't respond. They just want to collect their (You)s and stir up mischief. >>29596585
You are forgiven, just please don't get a pet cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 21:05:48 No.29596846 Report

Quoted By: >>29596916

>>29596761
B...b...b...but why? That would just make them empty. Why would anyone do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 21:10:08 No.29596916 Report

Quoted By: >>29597005

>>29596846
Oops, meant don't respond to negativety. Nobody is stopping you from spreading positive stuff here. Others will follow if you decide to lead the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 21:15:12 No.29597005 Report

Quoted By: >>29597055

>>29596916
But no one wants to be positive. No one will be open to anything. All they want to do is bully everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 21:17:48 No.29597055 Report

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>>29597005
Phooey to them! You don't want to be like them, anyways.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 21:28:02 No.29597242 Report

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>>29594971
Well a while back I was playing drayano's romhack of HGSS, and I was having a hard time with the early gyms (seriously, why do the early gyms have to have a full team?) and I was like fuck it. I don't wanna grind so I gave all my pokemon 6IVs, and every time I caught a new team member, I'd give them 6IVs. AND I still had trouble with a lot of the important battles, where I'd lose 2 or 3 times. But it made the difficulty of the game at the point where it wasn't too hard or too easy so I had fun.

Also I gave Umbreon Volt Tackle and Crunch.

And I used Lugia on my team.

And I also gave it 6IVs.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 21:36:11 No.29597349 Report

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>>29594971

I'd fuck that Arceus.

Idk if that's a sin or a secret though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 22:16:48 No.29598083 Report

Quoted By: >>29598434

>>29596761
>being a grill
Honest question, what pokemon characters do girls fap to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 22:33:32 No.29598434 Report

Quoted By: >>29598489

>>29598083
I probably have different tastes, but here:
Guzma
Machamp
(sometimes) Garchomp
Archie
(sometimes) Sawk
Incineroar
Morty
Kukui
Lt. Surge
Norman
Machoke
UB-02 Absorption
Guzma
Guzma
Skull Grunt Male
Giovanni
Cyrus

Probably more that I'm not thinking of, but Guzma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 22:36:12 No.29598489 Report

Quoted By: >>29598819

>>29598434
>being a furfag
So girls like bad guys amd dads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 22:40:12 No.29598579 Report

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I unironically like most pokemon, except i really cant stand the sight of charizard or lucario

I like to nickname my pokemon, but sometimes i get lazy and fall back into a "-er" naming patter (booster, blaster, buster, shocker, ect.) which is a little silly seeing as im 24

I once had a metagross named 498, i don't know why to this day

I like all generations, but gen 1 might be the least appealing for me, i rarely find myself wanting to train anything when replaying, as a lot of them are only "eh" or dont show up till later

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 22:41:31 No.29598601 Report

Quoted By: >>29598819

>>29596157
Mind sharing what site you went to for pics?
it's hard finding good lewd art of ya boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 22:45:01 No.29598668 Report

Quoted By: >>29598819

>>29596157
what inspired the guzma fap if it was the first time in your life kinda thing? just super horny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 22:52:40 No.29598819 Report

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>>29598489
Maybe so? I just like whatever appeals to me, don't have a type.
>>29598601
Go to >>29595836
The first post (besides OP).
And others that I found around Google/paheal.
>>29598668
never was extremely attracted to a fictional character before to that point, and probably that other thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 23:01:49 No.29599051 Report

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I think Pokemon is a mediocre game series at best, I only play it for the girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 23:05:01 No.29599116 Report

Quoted By: >>29599740

I'm not playing Sun because there are too many brown people and reminds me too much of rapefugees that are destroying my country and killed my father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 23:16:30 No.29599344 Report

Quoted By: >>29599414 >>29599436

/vp/ is the only real form of social interaction I have nowadays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 23:20:01 No.29599414 Report

Quoted By: >>29599436

>>29599344
for me there's only 4chan and showdown

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 23:20:38 No.29599427 Report

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Heatran used to be my favorite legendary

Also I'm very autistic when it comes to my Pokemon teams

(Sorry glaceon fans)
I always loved Eevee when I was a child playing Blue, and I loved all the Eeveelutions... Except for glaceon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 23:21:03 No.29599436 Report

Quoted By: >>29599471 >>29599586

>>29599344
>>29599414
go outside, get a part time job or something that lets you socialize with other people. do something anything other than just sitting at home on the computer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 23:22:35 No.29599471 Report

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>>29599436
Where do you think you are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 23:27:54 No.29599586 Report

Quoted By: >>29599716

>>29599436
I have a job, and I still don't socialise much, maybe I'm retarded or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 23:29:12 No.29599612 Report

Quoted By: >>29600877

>>29594971
I unironically love a certain Delphox incest doujin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 23:31:19 No.29599663 Report

Quoted By: >>29599814 >>29600841

I find it legit difficult to understand how angry people can get about Pokemon. I'm a pretty mellow person and it's kind of upsetting to see people getting into a blind frothing rage over something that's given me so much joy since I was a kid. I like everything about Pokemon, even if I really really dislike a design it's cool knowing it'll be someone else's favorite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 23:34:00 No.29599713 Report

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I like the new pokemon protagonist and fancy seeing him in hentai/yaoi scenarios with gladion

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 23:34:04 No.29599716 Report

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>>29599586
I have a job and it actually makes me less inclined to socialize when I'm always going home tired and angry.
However I will also admit to being retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 23:35:30 No.29599740 Report

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>>29599116
>reminds me too much of rapefugees that are destroying my country and killed my father.
storytime, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 23:38:34 No.29599814 Report

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>>29599663
I feel the same. I think people just feel inclined to be derecks. Why can't we just be chill?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2016 00:04:25 No.29600492 Report

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I love gen IV
I enjoyed X/Y a lot and I think they were great games because of all the new things they brought to the franchise.
I dislike most of the Gen VII designs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2016 00:15:26 No.29600769 Report

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>>29594971
I think /vp/ takes Pokemon way too seriously, and give it much more importance than it should.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2016 00:18:02 No.29600841 Report

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>>29599663
>it's kind of upsetting to see people getting into a blind frothing rage over something that's given me so much joy since I was a kid
why would you not go into frothing rage if it looks like something that's given you so much joy since you were a kid is about to be destroyed?

sun moon for instance makes dramatic changes that could end up making it shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2016 00:19:13 No.29600877 Report

Quoted By: >>29601063

>>29599612
i'm interested in all of those words

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Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2016 00:24:02 No.29600999 Report

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>>29594971
Until Guzma came along, I didn't have any other characters in Pokemon that I'd realistically fuck. It's weird for me 'cause he's basically the opposite of what I'm normally attracted to. Yet I'm still obsessed with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2016 00:24:38 No.29601021 Report

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I cheated on my nuzlocke

Twice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2016 00:26:15 No.29601063 Report

Quoted By: >>29601164

>>29600877
Do you really want the link? It's
lightish on the porn and heavy on the story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2016 00:29:18 No.29601164 Report

Quoted By: >>29601328

>>29601063
if you can give me the name, that would be enough. im on the school computer atm so i cant/dont exactly want to get banned or in trouble for looking at porn .

plus what are incest comics without story? jab comix

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2016 00:35:31 No.29601328 Report

Quoted By: >>29601402

>>29601164
The Magic Flare.
Search it up on g-e in your spare time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2016 00:38:24 No.29601402 Report

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>>29601328
thank you, senpai

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