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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:52:50 No.29595521 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29595601 >>29595770 >>29595820 >>29596146 >>29596489

guys i just want to 'hug' pokemon, how can i go about doing that? is that weird?

i have no shame and no friends but i have money. please help me to 'hug' pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:57:14 No.29595601 Report

Quoted By: >>29595625

>>29595521
I want to impregnate Lucario and raise the babby with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:58:04 No.29595625 Report

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>>29595601
gard, lucaria, goth, hell even female infernape would be ripe just for breeding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 19:59:01 No.29595643 Report

Quoted By: >>29595678 >>29595794

Easy. Use your imagination

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:00:57 No.29595678 Report

Quoted By: >>29595707

>>29595643
imagination only gets you so far, anon. i need the real thing now. or as close as i can get to it

should i order custom made phantom flesh models

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:02:18 No.29595707 Report

Quoted By: >>29595740 >>29596113

>>29595678
Get a body pillow. I dunno where but maybe you can find one of your waifu. Also, get a fleshlight if you decide you want to fug the pillow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:04:20 No.29595740 Report

Quoted By: >>29595770 >>29595810 >>29596003

>>29595707
if i get a body pillow, i want it to be as realisitic as possible, anon. i need fur if they have fur and i want a noise box built in, maybe like those bears at build a bear, only instead of squeezing its hand, i poke its flesh light with my dick.

how much do you think that'll cost me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:06:15 No.29595770 Report

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>>29595740
>>29595521

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:07:49 No.29595794 Report

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>>29595643
This. And get a large plush of that Pokemon to cuddle with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:08:51 No.29595810 Report

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>>29595740
Your lifesavings, your dog, your house, and your soul.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:09:30 No.29595820 Report

Quoted By: >>29595833 >>29595862 >>29595955 >>29596062

>>29595521

Hugging isn't sexual arousing at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:10:42 No.29595833 Report

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>>29595820
Who said it had to be sexual?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:12:25 No.29595862 Report

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>>29595833
>>29595820
i used hug cause i wasn't ready to use 'fug'

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:16:52 No.29595955 Report

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>>29595820
>Not hugging your SO and getting a little to close.
>Followed by a little butt touching.
>Followed by a little crotch grabbing.
>Followed by both of you stripping right there and doing it on the living room carpet.

Your right, anon. Hugging isn't sexual arousing at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:19:33 No.29596002 Report

Quoted By: >>29596061

>I have no shame and no friends but I have money

Like most furries. Just buy hundreds of commissions until the art starts to fill that gaping void in your soul.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:19:34 No.29596003 Report

Quoted By: >>29596035

>>29595740
Ask a furfag with a pokemon fursuit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:21:21 No.29596035 Report

Quoted By: >>29596054

>>29596003
im not gay, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:22:20 No.29596054 Report

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>>29596035
There are female furfags too, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:22:37 No.29596061 Report

Quoted By: >>29596096

>>29596002
This. But do it from people who actually have legitimate artistic talent and integrity. Anybody will draw smut for cash. But you don't want just anybody if you want a quality piece of art/fap material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:22:46 No.29596062 Report

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>>29595820
Then you're doing it wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:24:18 No.29596096 Report

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>>29596061

Good art is good forever. Cheap art forever reminds you of how you were too lazy to find a better artist to draw your innermost desires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:25:01 No.29596113 Report

Quoted By: >>29596144

>>29595707
>tfw nobody will ever make a body pillow of your waifu
I imagine most pokephiles will suffer this too, except for the more casual ones that like the gardes and lucario

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:26:13 No.29596144 Report

Quoted By: >>29596294

>>29596113

Anyone will make anything for you as long as you have enough money to convince them to work on it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:26:15 No.29596146 Report

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>>29595521
create a tulpa

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:33:50 No.29596294 Report

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>>29596144
As said bounty hunter from dota 2. "For the right price, anything."

Just get shitload of money and you can even have high tech sex robot looking like any pokemon, ANY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Nov 2016 20:44:50 No.29596489 Report

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>>29595521
No cost: Lurk /trash/, hug a pillow and use your imagination.
Low cost: Print a dakimakura and use your imagination.
Medium cost: Commission an artist and use your imagination.
High cost: Buy an inflatable Goodra and hug it.
Higher cost: Make or order a life size plush and hug it.
NASA budget cost: Order a VR tactile R&D project, request a prototype, commission a 3D artist and hug it.

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