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how to be the best poketuber

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Here´s how you become a renowned poketuber:
1.Make a channel
2.Pick a random name and a pokemon name and boom you have your username
3.You must have a mascot and an avatar (this is obligatory)
4.Dish out a top 10 video every two days
5.whenever an obvious fake is ``leaked´´ you have to make a 10+ minutes video about how ``real´´ and ``cool´´ this leak is
6.Make theories video with facts pulled out of your ass to boost your ``evidence´´
7.Make collab videos with famous poketubers to make yourself relevant(don´t worry they make videos with EVERYBODY)
8.Start a nuzlocke(or any other challenge) playtrough where you will make the most dumb of choices to ``please´´ the viewers and make them laugh at you
9.Start a beef with verlisify( or he will start)and call him out on his bullshit (GUARANTEED VIEWS)
10.Always block any ``mean´´ comments because you are a sensitive faggot
11.If you are a girl then disregard anything said here and just make a whatever video where you will wear the shirt that gives you the biggest cleavage