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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 05:56:27 No.29625846 View View Reply Original Report

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Daily reminder that Absorption is female.
Only female mosquitoes suck blood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 05:58:32 No.29625860 Report

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Maybe it's trans

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 05:59:06 No.29625863 Report

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>>29625846
Even hotter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 05:59:22 No.29625867 Report

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>>29625846
>Beedrill has a stinger

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 05:59:59 No.29625874 Report

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>>29625846
>implying that Absorption sucks blood

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:00:10 No.29625876 Report

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>>29625867
>Beedrill
>mosquito

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:00:52 No.29625890 Report

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>>29625846
Spot me skeeter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:01:05 No.29625892 Report

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>>29625867
>implying Beedrill is an owl that clouds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:01:17 No.29625894 Report

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It's not a mosquito. It's an Ultra Beast.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:03:31 No.29625915 Report

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>>29625846
Well I guess it's a good thing that isn't a mosquito and it's a pokemon.
ALSO highly unlikely it sucks blood, it's a children's game after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:04:29 No.29625925 Report

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male mosquitos still have probscis u fucking dummy

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:05:33 No.29625937 Report

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>>29625876
He's referring to the fact that in bees and wasps, the stinger is a modified ovipositor. Thus, males of those species lack stingers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:06:34 No.29625945 Report

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>>29625925
Yeah, it's not like Absorption is engorged with blood or anything!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:08:17 No.29625963 Report

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>>29625846
Because the energy requirements needed for developing the eggs are higher than those needed just to live, for which sap is enough at mosquito scale.

At near 10 feet tough?

Look at that thing. It either needs to suck blood to get by, or it is why Lurantis try to not appear as plants, because this thing would decimate whole forests just to live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:08:28 No.29625967 Report

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>>29625892
Too many memes at one time, chill cuz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:09:17 No.29625974 Report

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Why I don't expect anything good coming from UBs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:09:32 No.29625981 Report

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>>29625846
She can suck me a long as she wants

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:09:41 No.29625984 Report

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>>29625846
Irrelevant.
Not all Pokemon adopt the necessary traits of the animals they're based on, especially when it comes to gender differences

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:10:22 No.29625995 Report

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>>29625874
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:11:16 No.29626001 Report

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>>29625945
Well it's not like there's any proof it is engorged with blood, besides it being red.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:11:28 No.29626003 Report

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>>29625974
Because you are bitter, and have been jaded by multiple let downs in life, making you unable to hope for a good game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:11:47 No.29626006 Report

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>>29625846

Strange, I've never seen a mosquito that looks like this..........

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:11:50 No.29626007 Report

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>>29625937
I wish more people knew about how eusocial insects function. The media tends to ignore the whole "gender" aspect of it, like how you see all those worker ants/termites/bees who are male. Oh well. It doesn't really matter all that much.

Also, naked mole rats are also eusocial.

Naked mole rats are just weird in general. They don't even act like mammals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:12:07 No.29626013 Report

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>>29625963
It's an alien from space tho, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:12:09 No.29626015 Report

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she can suck my blood

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:12:39 No.29626018 Report

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>>29625846
>implying Absorption needs to suck blood to beat your ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:12:41 No.29626019 Report

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>>29626007
> They don't even act like mammals.
Explain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:12:51 No.29626023 Report

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>>29625984
Yeah, otherwise male Milotic would be the ones with the longer fins

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:13:40 No.29626033 Report

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>>29626015
yeah through your dick

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:14:17 No.29626040 Report

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>>29625974
At least the porn will be good. I hope so at least, Pokemon needs more straight up monsters/ayylmaos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:15:06 No.29626046 Report

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>>29626013
I mean, if you are going the equate a punching alien with a proboscis harder than diamonds to a damn mosquito you have to do it right goddamnit!

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:15:48 No.29626056 Report

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>>29626033

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:16:15 No.29626062 Report

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:16:32 No.29626070 Report

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>>29626019
Well, the eusocial structure is the first dead giveaway, but also:
>body temperature is highly dependent on outside temperature as opposed to regular endotherms
>impervious to virtually all degrees of pain
>high resistance to cancer
>longest living of all rodents (oldest ever was 31 years)
Also, they're naked. Which doesn't really qualify, but it's still pretty weird.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:16:39 No.29626075 Report

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>>29625974
>I-I'm scared of change. Just give me a very lousy rehashed plot... p-please.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:16:42 No.29626076 Report

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>>29626040

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:16:50 No.29626080 Report

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>>29625846
I still prefer to call this thing Expansion

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:17:49 No.29626094 Report

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>>29626076
Mother of god

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:20:29 No.29626125 Report

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>>29625915

Leech Life became a TM in SM.
Its Japanese name is literally Blood Sucker or something similar.
The description outright says the user sucks blood, even in English.
UB-02's code names are Expansion and Absorption.
It resembles a mosquito and has bulging muscles that practically glow red.
The site ominously questions if its harder than diamond mouth could be used to attack.

DO THE MATH NIGGA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:24:53 No.29626157 Report

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>>29625846
>Male Seadra do not lay eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:29:27 No.29626199 Report

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>>29625846
>people finding every god damn excuse just so they don't have to think of a (probably genderless ingame) muscley monster as a beefy waifu
>not liking beefy waifus
some shit taste all up in here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:32:18 No.29626216 Report

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And Beauty is male.

It's a trap that hypnotizes guys with its looks, while its masculine psychic waves enrapture girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:32:58 No.29626226 Report

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>>29625846
Did you know that scientists are considering using CRISPR technology to make all future mosquitoes be born male?

Take that you big nosed freaks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:36:02 No.29626258 Report

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>>29626226
oh is that what they're doing now after they fucked up the "make all mosquitos born infertile" experiment

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:36:57 No.29626263 Report

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>>29626258
Yes, because female mosquitos can sniff out when the males have funny balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:39:53 No.29626288 Report

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>>29626263
well I hope the new plan works because FUCK mosquitos

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:41:49 No.29626301 Report

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>>29626226
Wont this have insanely bad effects on ecosystems? Don't a fuck-ton of animals eat mosquitoes? Turning them all male seems like a terrible, terrible idea. Might as well exterminate them all instead of letting the population dwindle til death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:43:45 No.29626316 Report

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>>29626301
They also carry diseases so you got your good and your bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:45:55 No.29626329 Report

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>>29626301
Mosquitos also kill several dozen animals that other animals eat all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:50:20 No.29626360 Report

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>>29626301
Oh my god, are you suggesting the organized and systematic destruction of an entire species of blood sucking leaches?

Sign me up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 06:53:51 No.29626386 Report

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>>29626301
Culling mosquitoes in populated areas is fine.
Killing off a whole specie?
When has that worked out well?
>>29626329
So do humans, and dogs, and cats, and mongooses.
>>29626360
Leeches will be fine, we are trying to help them repopulate. The leech craze literally drove the medical leech to the edge of extincion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 07:27:38 No.29626678 Report

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>>29626301
Most of them could probably eat one of the many other tiny bugs flying around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 07:49:08 No.29626865 Report

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>>29626678
there are quite a few fish that rely on mosquito larvae - such as livebearers and bettas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 07:51:55 No.29626899 Report

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>>29625974
Because you can catch them meaning they won't be particularly meaningful bosses.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 07:52:37 No.29626905 Report

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>>29626125

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 07:54:50 No.29626920 Report

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>>29625874
Her muscles are not actually muscles, but bloodsacs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 07:56:16 No.29626928 Report

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>>29625974
Because between Solgaleo/Luanala, Team Aether, Team Skull AND UBs there's room for concern over the plot being a bloated railroaded mess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 07:57:53 No.29626939 Report

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>>29626070
>longest living of all rodents (oldest ever was 31 years)

Don't chinchillas have longer lifespans compared to other rodents as well? I remember reading somewhere that they can live for up to 20 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 08:00:11 No.29626954 Report

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>>29625867
I have seen a lot of stupid on this board but this is a whole new level of stupid.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2016 08:04:06 No.29626991 Report

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>>29626954

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