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Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:02:34 No.29640320 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29640326 >>29640342 >>29640352 >>29640397 >>29640477 >>29641107 >>29641265 >>29642254

How does it have the DNA of every known pokemon if some pokemon were man-made? how the fuck does it have porygon in it? trubbish? yamask?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:02:57 No.29640326 Report

Quoted By: >>29640595

>>29640320
It doesn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:03:34 No.29640342 Report

Quoted By: >>29640595

>>29640320
What about Krabby? I mean it can't learn Crabhammer!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:04:30 No.29640352 Report

Quoted By: >>29640479 >>29640595

>>29640320
It doesn't. It's just lore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:07:23 No.29640396 Report

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Or if you want a fan-wank explanation, it can add DNA of new Pokemon into itself somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:07:30 No.29640397 Report

Quoted By: >>29640433 >>29641348

>>29640320
Because it has the DNA of all POSSIBLE pokemon.

That's also how it can come after Arceus. It's not the mother of all pokemon, it's just a biological compendium.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:09:48 No.29640429 Report

Quoted By: >>29640663

It's a common ancestor. It's prolly got aspects of the general DNA of each type of Pokemon.

For man-made Pokemon like Porygon or later-developing Pokemon like Klink, the base DNA that expresses attributes of their type is probably the same ancestral DNA that mew has to learn those types of moves.

Alternatively, those Pokemon are considered inorganic and don't have DNA, making them exempt from their relation to Mew as an organic Pokemon.

Alternatively, fucking Gamefreak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:10:22 No.29640433 Report

Quoted By: >>29640516

>>29640397
>actually implying arceus created the pokemon universe
it's just a myth dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:13:48 No.29640477 Report

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>>29640320
it's not Cars from Jojo.

Mew is the basically the common ancestor of all pokemon. So it's less that it has all their DNA and more like all Pokemon have feint traces of Mew DNA, but in a very broad sense.

Sort of like how humans can probably trace our DNA back to this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therapsid along with other mammals. But that doesn't mean it was simultaneously all mammals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:13:59 No.29640479 Report

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>>29640352
This. Never trust the dex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:16:31 No.29640516 Report

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>>29640433
>arceus literally shows you the process of creating a universe to the player at the Mystri Stage

>"just a myth"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:21:07 No.29640595 Report

Quoted By: >>29640614 >>29640633

>>29640326
>>29640342
>>29640352

No. Mew learn every move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:22:15 No.29640614 Report

Quoted By: >>29640637 >>29640720

>>29640595
>believing the Pokedex
Stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:23:22 No.29640633 Report

Quoted By: >>29640680 >>29640701

>>29640595
Since it can't actually learn ever move, this ALONE invalidates the ENTIRE Pokedex as a source of information.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:23:30 No.29640637 Report

Quoted By: >>29640876 >>29642296

>>29640614
It can learn every move, it's not its fault you can't teach it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:25:04 No.29640663 Report

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>>29640429

All Pokémon have DNA.

It's Simple Pokémon Biology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:25:49 No.29640680 Report

Quoted By: >>29640702

>>29640633
Also the fact that if Magcargo was as hot as the Pokedex says, it'd be 2x hotter than the sun and they'd kill us all

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:26:54 No.29640701 Report

Quoted By: >>29640815

>>29640633

Nah. The Pokédex is always right about everything.

What's canon is canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:26:59 No.29640702 Report

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>>29640680
Pokémon world is hotter than ours and resists it fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:27:56 No.29640720 Report

Quoted By: >>29640806

>>29640614

The Pokédex is a official source.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:28:17 No.29640725 Report

Quoted By: >>29640744

Since it has the DNA of all Pokémon, can't we datamine a Mew and discover Pokémon generations from now that haven't even been announced?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:29:24 No.29640744 Report

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>>29640725

Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:34:05 No.29640806 Report

Quoted By: >>29641368

>>29640720
The Pokedex is more like a collection of myths and stories about Pokemon when it comes to entries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:34:48 No.29640815 Report

Quoted By: >>29641413

>>29640701
Where is it said in the canon that the Pokédex is correct?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:38:11 No.29640876 Report

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>>29640637
Finally someone who thinks outside the box.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:41:42 No.29640934 Report

Quoted By: >>29640997

Not all pokemon are organic, there's no way they all have DNA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:45:52 No.29640997 Report

Quoted By: >>29641050 >>29641055

>>29640934
They all are organic, some just have hard exoskelletons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:47:10 No.29641011 Report

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the pokedex sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:49:25 No.29641050 Report

Quoted By: >>29641092 >>29641094

>>29640997
Explain Magnemite line, Voltorb line, Bronzong line, ummm...Shuppet line, Honedge line, Klink line, Porygon line.

I'm sure there's more, but my brain is fried as it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:49:40 No.29641055 Report

Quoted By: >>29641094

>>29640997
>Claydol is an enigma that appeared from a clay statue made by an ancient civilization dating back 20,000 years.
>A Pokémon that consists entirely of programming code. It is capable of moving freely in cyberspace.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:51:46 No.29641092 Report

Quoted By: >>29641106

>>29641050
RNA of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:51:47 No.29641094 Report

Quoted By: >>29641122

>>29641050
>>29641055
Organic with an exoskelleton. Ghosts are made of hectoplasm or any other inobtanium but they are still organic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:52:36 No.29641106 Report

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>>29641092
That's still an organic molecule. Everything I said is inorganic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:52:43 No.29641107 Report

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>>29640320
because all pokemon have DNA of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:53:39 No.29641122 Report

Quoted By: >>29641207

>>29641094
I said at least two things for which the armor thing doesn't work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 00:58:21 No.29641207 Report

Quoted By: >>29641236

>>29641122
An organic lifeform that can live in cyberspace just like people in Digimon and an organic lifeform with a clay exoskelleton made by magic or ancient aliens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:00:13 No.29641236 Report

Quoted By: >>29641312 >>29641369

>>29641207
>An organic lifeform
Porygon is made of computer code. That is not organic in anyway whatsoever.

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Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:01:41 No.29641265 Report

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>>29640320
Please keep up anon.

We're all way ahead of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:04:10 No.29641312 Report

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>>29641236
Computer codes can't life outside computers, you silly. Porygon is clearly more than just code.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:06:47 No.29641348 Report

Quoted By: >>29641380

>>29640397

No. Mew is the ancestor of all Pokémon.

This mean, that Mew is the ancestor of Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:07:51 No.29641368 Report

Quoted By: >>29641378

>>29640806

And all of them are true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:07:53 No.29641369 Report

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>>29641236
Porygon still eats. It's an organic creature that can interface with computers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:08:59 No.29641378 Report

Quoted By: >>29641478

>>29641368
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:09:03 No.29641380 Report

Quoted By: >>29641439

>>29641348
>Mew is the ancestor of all Pokémon.
Citation needed. Pokédex entries only state that it is "thought" to be the ancestor of all Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:10:48 No.29641413 Report

Quoted By: >>29641435

>>29640815

Then Kyogre didn't created Sea, Arceus created The Universe with 1,000 arms and etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:12:11 No.29641435 Report

Quoted By: >>29641554

>>29641413
Just like real life, people make up stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:12:29 No.29641439 Report

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>>29641380

Thoughts are true in Pokémon.

:|

If you believe that then Uxie and etc didn't come from a single Egg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:14:56 No.29641478 Report

Quoted By: >>29641483 >>29641510

>>29641378

Why reject Canon information?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:15:35 No.29641483 Report

Quoted By: >>29641584

>>29641478
Because it's not canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:16:40 No.29641510 Report

Quoted By: >>29641599

>>29641478
Because a lot of it contradicts reality as presented in the games' world. Either the dex is wrong or you're not actually playing a game in the Pokémon world.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:18:48 No.29641554 Report

Quoted By: >>29641573

>>29641435

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:20:01 No.29641573 Report

Quoted By: >>29641638

>>29641554
>because some of it is true, all of it has to be, even the parts that are contradictory/blatantly wrong!
(you)

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Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:20:50 No.29641584 Report

Quoted By: >>29641631

>>29641483

No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:21:15 No.29641585 Report

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There are plenty of things that cannot reproduce. To pass as any form of life, it has to be able to reproduce.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:22:11 No.29641599 Report

Quoted By: >>29641631 >>29641637

>>29641510

Nah.

There are no

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:23:49 No.29641631 Report

Quoted By: >>29641675 >>29641685

>>29641584
>>29641599
ok now prove ones that are actually weird or conflicting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:23:59 No.29641637 Report

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>>29641599
Mt. Chimney didn't erupt when Groudon woke up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:24:13 No.29641638 Report

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>>29641573
No. Everything is True or Everything is False.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:26:23 No.29641675 Report

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>>29641631
Let's not forget the player never canonically captures a vast, VAST amount of Pokemon, so their entries also being canon is debatable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:26:54 No.29641685 Report

Quoted By: >>29641728 >>29641771

>>29641631

There are no weird ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:29:10 No.29641728 Report

Quoted By: >>29641816

>>29641685
>It always wears the skull of its dead mother, so no one has any idea what its hidden face looks like.
It is a fact that you can have a Cubone with a mother that is also alive in-game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:31:34 No.29641771 Report

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>>29641685
Look I know you're trolling, but you've got to add some flair at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:32:42 No.29641793 Report

Quoted By: >>29641832

>STILL replying to Richard
how new are you guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:33:55 No.29641816 Report

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>>29641728
As for contradictions, here we have Slugma.
>Gold and several other games - It never sleeps. It has to keep moving because if it stopped, its magma body would cool and harden.
>Emerald - It is a species of POKéMON that lives in volcanic areas. If its body cools, its skin hardens and immobilizes it. To avoid that, it sleeps near magma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:34:51 No.29641832 Report

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>>29641793
Who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:57:01 No.29642254 Report

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>>29640320
It's from the future, the very universe has collapsed and reformed and Mew is the byproduct of a new reality formed by the last, containing the dna of not only every pokemon, but that of all creation. It is that reality's version of a new born Arceus hence it's embryo like appearance.

Best head canon, never.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Nov 2016 01:58:33 No.29642296 Report

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>>29640637
This.

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