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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 17:37:29 No.29672219 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: We confess our sins.
I never have, and never plan on catching them all.[/spoiler

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 17:38:07 No.29672232 Report

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>>29672219
MODS
O
D
S

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 17:39:18 No.29672249 Report

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>>29672219
Mods arrest this man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 17:39:28 No.29672251 Report

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>>29672219
MOOOOOOOOOOODS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 17:39:33 No.29672254 Report

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>>29672219
Have fun being b&

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 17:47:53 No.29672378 Report

Quoted By: >>29672593

>mfw mods don't even ban for this anymore
>mfw I have no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:02:28 No.29672593 Report

Quoted By: >>29672615 >>29673105

>>29672378
I don't think its enforced as the boards description implies.

Plus it would difficult to tell who has legitimately caught them all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:03:42 No.29672608 Report

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BAN HIM
A
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H
I
M

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:03:55 No.29672615 Report

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>>29672593
They only ban if they state themselves they haven't caught them all

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:04:36 No.29672636 Report

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>>29672219
I masturbate to both anthro and feral Pokémon porn
Of every kind, gay, lesbian, straight, solo, shit like that.
Except fetishist shit, that's just crossing the line for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:05:43 No.29672657 Report

Quoted By: >>29672675

I preordered the N3DS XL SM Collector and both games. I also didn't catch them all YET.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:06:00 No.29672662 Report

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>>29672219
Me neither OP, me neither

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:07:04 No.29672675 Report

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>>29672657
My XY ed 3DS Xl is working perfectly fine, but I'm considering buying a n3DS XL because I didn't like XY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:07:20 No.29672679 Report

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Me neither

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:09:32 No.29672707 Report

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>>29672219
i don't care about competitive
i have no idea what ivs and evs are
at this point, i'm afraid to ask

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:10:39 No.29672725 Report

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>>29672219
I prepurchased/loaded Moon on my 11.2 unhacked 3ds even though the .cia is certainly gonna leak before street date

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:11:37 No.29672736 Report

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>>29672636
>anthro
That's fine.
>feral
This is where you fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:14:09 No.29672777 Report

Quoted By: >>29672893 >>29672914 >>29672952 >>29672999 >>29673204 >>29673677 >>29673678 >>29673809

I think anyone who gets sexually aroused by any pokemon, feral or anthro, is seriously mentally ill and should seek psychological help.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:14:57 No.29672799 Report

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>>29672219
I wish they hadn't released a demo because now I'm even more anxious about the quality of the games and so people wouldn't spoil things through datamining.

Also half my shinies are from the GTS and most surely not legit but I still display their models on the pokedex screen like I do when I claim my own through normal gameplay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:19:11 No.29672893 Report

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>>29672777
>trips
If it's something humanoid it doesn't really weird me out too much but all the fuckers that wanna get knotted by an eeveelution make my skin crawl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:20:19 No.29672913 Report

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>>29672219
/vp/ turned me into Pokephile.

I used to be against it, now I'm brainwashed. But I only like waifumons, anything else is crossing the line for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:20:20 No.29672914 Report

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>>29672777
Does anyone else hear a projector running? Also, nice trips

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:21:30 No.29672940 Report

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>>29672736

No, he fucked up on both fronts. Furfaggotry is a disease and must be cured.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:22:02 No.29672952 Report

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>>29672777
What about the other pokemon that get aroused by pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:24:21 No.29672999 Report

Quoted By: >>29673030 >>29673809

>>29672777
Well.
Fuck. Trips don't lie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:25:26 No.29673030 Report

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>>29672999
Nigga what

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:28:07 No.29673082 Report

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/vp/ is the closest I have to any real meaningful social connection.Yes I know I'm a total fucking loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:29:18 No.29673105 Report

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>>29672593
You're only banned if you say yo have no plans to catch them all. If you're still in progress you're fine. But it doesn't matter anyway, since they don't ban for it anymore (they used to).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:30:31 No.29673127 Report

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>>29672219
I've never caught them all. The shittiness of Gen 6 killed my motivation to do so. I've almost completed the national dex in Platinum, though. Also, I plan to try again in SM.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:30:59 No.29673135 Report

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>>29672913
>anything else is crossing the line for me.
That's how it started for me too Anon, couple of years later, things are vastly different
Please for your own sake, stop.
Stop and don't do it again.
If you're not careful things will spiral out of control and you'll ever recover.
Don't be like me, save your soul while you still can.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:34:42 No.29673204 Report

Quoted By: >>29673265 >>29673517

>>29672777
As long as you don't take that shit into reality or actively tell other people in your real life about your weird fetishes, it's fine.

Jack it to whatever the hell you want, just keep it 2D. I'm not so delusional as to not know the difference between it and reality. Nice trips, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:38:00 No.29673265 Report

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>>29673204
If only everyone could understand this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:52:00 No.29673517 Report

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>>29673204
What wise words, Anon.
Truly worthy of a respectable poet.
But don't worry, I know better than to tell anyone about what I'm into, and I'm quite confident that I can tell facts from fiction.
Thanks again, dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:52:35 No.29673532 Report

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I've been playing since Gen 1, but I'm not particularly good at pokemon. I understand the basic concepts to be good at pokemon, but cannot find the fucks to give about competitive and it's fucking awful playerbase.

I don't play pokemon games because I think they're fun. I play them because they are, almost certainly, casual as fuck and it's nice to just be able to do something simple and repetitive for a while without being forced to deal with the other shitheads who play the game all the time like most other competitive games.

I think all pokemon should have a cap of 3 maxed IVs, with the other 3 having shit scores. All this "5/6 IVs" bullshit is boring and one of the biggest problems I've found in the competitive scene, leading to shit like hacking or mindless autism to make the "perfect pokemon".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:57:43 No.29673630 Report

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I've caught em all except for Meloetta and December can't come soon enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:58:57 No.29673647 Report

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>>29672615
Alright let's find out once and for all:

"Mods, i hate several of the pokemon. So much in fact, that i can not stand to have them near any of my delicious mons. Therefore i will never waste my time catching them all. Never will i even get started, never."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:00:28 No.29673677 Report

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>>29672777
>psychological help
Even though your trips make you right, this is still a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:00:34 No.29673678 Report

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>>29672777
This. I hope a human extinction will be imminent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:01:12 No.29673692 Report

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>>29672219
I do not hate Verlisify

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:06:07 No.29673791 Report

Quoted By: >>29673900 >>29673945 >>29674646

>>29672913
>I only like waifumons, like meloetta and gardevoir
>Lopunny and lilligant are pretty much waifumons, beign humanoid and all
>Delphox is very humanoid, being a witch and everything
>Braixen is just like delphox, so cute and fluffy
>Mienshao is also very humanoid and fluffy
>So is zoroark
And it keeps going down that slippery slope, and before you know it you think swampert is top waifu material. Save yourself anon

Jellyfish

Jellyfish Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:06:38 No.29673809 Report

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>>29672777
>>29672999
hmm...

>>29672219
shame on you

I owned original Gold and Silver cartridges
I don't know where they went

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:11:23 No.29673900 Report

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>>29673791
>implying swampert isn't top tier waifu
shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:13:04 No.29673945 Report

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>>29673791
>implying Delphox is more of a waifumon than Braixen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:15:33 No.29674005 Report

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>>29673945
braixen is shorter and more like a fursona than delphox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:43:02 No.29674567 Report

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>>29672219
Why don't you plan on catching them all? Where's your ambition?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:44:24 No.29674595 Report

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>>29672219
>doesn't want to capture them all

LE MODS PLEASE BAN THIS GUY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:44:28 No.29674597 Report

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>>29673900
This guy knows his waifus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:47:09 No.29674646 Report

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>>29673791
>zoroark
The turning point. After her there's no going back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 20:05:25 No.29675004 Report

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>>29672219
I've only been able to finally complete the national dex now in Gen 6 and I'm never planning to do that ever again now with most on the mons in Pokebank, I'll just breed the ones I have for there pre-evos to get the Shiny/Oval charm, this was literally the only reason why I bothered to even complete it. I'm also not planning on making a living dex since it's just to much effort and I'll have to die first to even try to make a shiny living dex. It's just not worth it

I've never fapped to a pokemon, call me a normie, I don't care. I'll admit, I did fell attracted once to a pokemon which was Florges and then Braixen, but all the sudden, the feeling went away and I've never felt an attraction for a pokemon ever since, even for mons like Gardevoir. And it's funny cause my favorite pokemon in Lopunny, I just see it like some cute, fluffy rabbit. I still don't know HOW I did it, but I'm glad considering the sheer degenerates that exist here

Yes, I've came here from Reddit, but not in the way you may think. I've known this place for a LONG time, but never wanted to get involved since I tought there were better places to discuss pokemon about and I found Reddit. But boy was I wrong, the hypocrisy and stupidity there alongside the censorship of criticism and the sheer stupidity in the point system simply turned me off. I know this place is just as retarded, but at least I can express myself without being concerned of being down voted into oblivion cause I don't go by the hive mind. Also fuck anyone that comes from that place and think they're superior just cause of the Reddit meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 20:09:26 No.29675057 Report

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>>29672219
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 20:44:23 No.29675695 Report

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I've never played any of the gen one games. ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 20:58:09 No.29675922 Report

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Not super sinful but I write Gardevoir fanfics
sex included

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