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I want to become a Poketuber

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:50:50 No.29673494 View View Reply Original Report

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I'm tired of my job and I want to quit to become a full time Poketuber. I barely make six figures and if I do this right I can make more than that. Does anyone have any advice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:51:50 No.29673510 Report

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>>29673494

If you need to ask for advice you're already doing it wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:52:19 No.29673525 Report

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Get the fuck out and STAY the fuck out, you mong-rapist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:53:15 No.29673547 Report

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>>29673510
Well I have some of the basics down. I know top 10 videos are huge but I need to think of some interesting lists that would get a lot of attention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:55:51 No.29673591 Report

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>>29673494
>I want to quit to become a full time poketuber
>I barely make six figures

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:56:55 No.29673609 Report

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>>29673547
>top ten fuckable pokemon

seriously, fuck off. we aren't going to brainstorm your ideas for you so you can make more moneyz and be a NEET

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:57:09 No.29673617 Report

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>>29673494
Have you ever heard of supply and demand? Don't become a poketuber, theres already way too much supply. You will not do well compaired to the hundreds of others

That shits more of a hobby

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:57:17 No.29673621 Report

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>>29673591
Work is so fucking boring and I want to spend more time doing fun things like playing and talking about Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:57:17 No.29673622 Report

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>>29673494
I have some advice;Don't.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 18:57:34 No.29673625 Report

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Here´s how you become a renowned poketuber:
1.Make a channel
2.Pick a random name and a pokemon name and boom you have your username
3.You must have a mascot and an avatar (this is obligatory)
4.Dish out a top 10 video every two days
5.whenever an obvious fake is ``leaked´´ you have to make a 10+ minutes video about how ``real´´ and ``cool´´ this leak is
6.Make theories video with facts pulled out of your ass to boost your ``evidence´´
7.Make collab videos with famous poketubers to make yourself relevant(don´t worry they make videos with EVERYBODY)
8.Start a nuzlocke(or any other challenge) playtrough where you will make the most dumb of choices to ``please´´ the viewers and make them laugh at you
9.Start a beef with verlisify( or he will start)and call him out on his bullshit (GUARANTEED VIEWS)
10.Always block any ``mean´´ comments because you are a sensitive faggot
11.If you are a girl then disregard anything said here and just make a whatever video where you flaunt your boobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:02:27 No.29673721 Report

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>>29673625
>11.If you are a girl then disregard anything said here and just make a whatever video where you flaunt your boobs
How come Tamashii is the most successful female poketuber when she is flat as fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:03:34 No.29673748 Report

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>>29673625
That's some great advice. I already have a name and a mascot. My mascot and avatar will be Charizard. I'm not a sensitive faggot though and I'll let anyone post on my videos as long as it's not harassment. Who is Verlisify?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:15:47 No.29674009 Report

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>>29673721
A cute face can sometimes be enough

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Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 19:17:15 No.29674041 Report

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>>29673748
Come on m8 at least try a bit harder

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 20:13:40 No.29675140 Report

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>>29673494
kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 22:21:12 No.29677529 Report

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>>29675140
I dont get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Nov 2016 23:19:39 No.29678584 Report

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>>29673494
First off, don't expect to make money off YouTube. Seriously, it's not gonna happen for most people, the successful ones are doing it because they love doing it. Or at least loved doing it in the start.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Nov 2016 00:31:21 No.29679988 Report

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Don't quit your job just to become a Youtuber. It may sound hard but you have to keep working while managing YouTube at the same time. It's not a stable job, you have to wait until you get a sizeable fanbase if you even want to quit. Sorry mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Nov 2016 00:41:23 No.29680166 Report

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>>29673494
>barely make six figures
Thats $100,000 at least
>not sure if bait or just some retard

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Anonymous Sun 06 Nov 2016 02:47:10 No.29682360 Report

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>>29673721
Because she's a genuine weirdo while at the same time being reasonably attractive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Nov 2016 03:14:31 No.29682858 Report

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>>29673494
The market is already over-saturated with still-framed avatar poketubers. You should find a different niche'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Nov 2016 03:19:13 No.29682946 Report

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>>29673621
life is hard
your grandpa or maybe even your father would be ashamed of an adult man who wants to spend all day doing children's stuff and being paid for it

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Anonymous Sun 06 Nov 2016 03:21:29 No.29682992 Report

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>>29673721
>not knowing that dfc is life

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Jimmy Neutron !1ahbdFjl0w Sun 06 Nov 2016 03:32:06 No.29683190 Report

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I've actually wanted to do something like a gaming channel like Game Grumps or something. Really should do it.

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