I'm not going to build you a story. I'm not going to give you some stupid, self-centered story about who's dumping it and when, or how long it'll take to get online.

I'm just here to get the last of you ready. To those who haven't finished modding their 3DS and want to play Sun and Moon the second it's up: you have, at absolute maximum, 54 hours to do so. It could be many hours less, it could be a couple minutes more, but in any reasonable scenario that's all the time you have left to get off your asses and get it done.

So get out there and do it.