/vp/ IS GOING TO EMBRACE THE IDEALS OF DECIDUEYE
WE WILL USE DECIDUEYE OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL IT BECOMES OU
HECK, SMOGON WILL END UP BANNING IT AS EVERY TEAM WILL ENCOMPASS ONE
WE WILL ALL BUY EVERY SINGLE BIT OF DECIDUEYE MERCHANDISE UNTIL THE DEMAND CAUSES IT'S PRICE TO SKYROCKET
DECIDUEYE TRADING CARDS WILL SURPASS THE VALUE OF BASE SET CHARIZARD
WE WILL ALL RELUCTANTLY PICK DECIDUEYE IN EVERY PLAYTHROUGH, AND NEVER PICK ANY OTHER STARTER IN GEN 7 EVER
WE WILL LAUNCH A PRO-DECIDUEYE COUP HERE AND THROW ALL NON-ROWLET PICKERS OFF OF HELICOPTERS
PRAISE DECIDUEYE!