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Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:20:48 No.29739195 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29739214 >>29739235 >>29739255

So what's this thing's name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:21:16 No.29739205 Report

Quoted By:

Salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:21:29 No.29739209 Report

Quoted By:

Salslutty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:21:36 No.29739214 Report

Quoted By:

>>29739195
vajazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:21:46 No.29739218 Report

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Salickdeeznutz

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:21:54 No.29739221 Report

Quoted By: >>29739241

Salazzle, ou or at least uu, I don't understand the pun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:22:16 No.29739226 Report

Quoted By: >>29739240

sperm wyrm
jizard lizard
poopchute newt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:22:45 No.29739235 Report

Quoted By: >>29739271

>>29739195
Ruined Salandit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:22:56 No.29739237 Report

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So is it fem only or what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:23:04 No.29739240 Report

Quoted By: >>29739248

>>29739226

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:23:10 No.29739241 Report

Quoted By: >>29739276 >>29739326

>>29739221
Salamander + Dazzle

It's really bad. Like holy shit it's awful. What the fuck is its theme? Bandit -> Dazzling girl at a party? Fuck this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:23:47 No.29739248 Report

Quoted By: >>29739294

>>29739240
I still love him even though he's only a puppet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:24:06 No.29739255 Report

Quoted By:

>>29739195

>>Mommy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:24:48 No.29739271 Report

Quoted By: >>29739330

>>29739235
Salandit's description always made it clear what it would be. You're retarded if you expected anything different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:24:59 No.29739276 Report

Quoted By: >>29739342

>>29739241
apparently this is combee 2.0

only female salandit evolve. APPARENTLY, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:26:14 No.29739294 Report

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>>29739248
hes our boi in spirit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:28:32 No.29739326 Report

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>>29739241
she dazzles you as she steals your stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:28:40 No.29739330 Report

Quoted By: >>29739374

>>29739271
So, it doesn't matter if it has a shitty design as long as the description fits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:29:11 No.29739342 Report

Quoted By: >>29739502

>>29739276
There is a dissonance here

Like

Here's how it was introduced:
>SALANDIT!
>The bandit salamander Pokemon!
>It's thing is that it steals shit and poisons enemies! Like a bandit!
>It's also part fire because salamanders! Unique, huh?
>Pokedex? Uh, I don't know, I guess it has some pheromones or something?

How it actually is:
>This Pokemon exists to worships the one female out of every one hundred in its group. Each one is routinely cucked by the alpha female who is the only one who evolves.
>Sex/Sex type
>Hey furfags! This one's for you!
>Keep buying our stuff okay? I promise there'll be lots of kinky Salandit merchandise! ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:31:16 No.29739374 Report

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>>29739330
>shitty design

nah

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:39:34 No.29739502 Report

Quoted By: >>29739556

>>29739342
Here's an example of someone who, spending most of their time here, is incapable of thinking like a human being and can only spew 4chan memes in an effort to communicate.

Oh wait sorry you can't understand me, right? Let me translate for you;

Kek faggot!!!! >implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:42:08 No.29739556 Report

Quoted By: >>29739572 >>29739598

>>29739502
Kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:43:25 No.29739572 Report

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>>29739556
kek!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Nov 2016 10:45:14 No.29739598 Report

Quoted By:

>>29739556
KEK!

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