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Salazzle

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:10:50 No.29785741 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29785828 >>29785845 >>29785957 >>29788939 >>29788986 >>29790372 >>29790649 >>29793135 >>29795281 >>29796402 >>29797395 >>29798664

SAY IT WITH ME EVERYONE!

SALAZZLE IS
1 0 0 %
F E M A L E
O N L Y

GAYS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:14:59 No.29785796 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:15:02 No.29785798 Report

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salazzle looks like shit from the front

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:15:31 No.29785806 Report

Quoted By: >>29786414 >>29788986

Welcome to the club sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:16:48 No.29785828 Report

Quoted By: >>29785894 >>29786026 >>29797333

>>29785741
Why would gay guys want to fuck something that looks so much like a woman ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:16:55 No.29785829 Report

Quoted By: >>29785844 >>29785852 >>29785983 >>29794301

How does this work? Can male salandits not evolve? Male salandit2 when??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:18:24 No.29785844 Report

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>>29785829
It's combee all over again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:18:33 No.29785845 Report

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>>29785741
>GAYS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

You're making me ponder this lizard forcing gay people to have heterosexual sex with it.

Stop it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:19:01 No.29785852 Report

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>>29785829
I assume it works just like Combee. I feel sorry for those shiny hunters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:21:06 No.29785894 Report

Quoted By: >>29792751 >>29792889

>>29785828
twinks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:22:08 No.29785911 Report

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>>29785798
you look like shit from every angle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:24:50 No.29785957 Report

Quoted By: >>29786006

>>29785741
Its still ugly.

Only salandits and reptilians can have any sexual attraction to lizardface thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:25:56 No.29785980 Report

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>>29785911
brutal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:26:14 No.29785983 Report

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>>29785829
>Male salandit2 when??

Kek join the club

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:27:32 No.29786006 Report

Quoted By: >>29786130

>>29785957
>Only salandits and reptilians can have any sexual attraction to lizardface thing
That's objectively wrong. Even then, that's what the pheromones are for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:27:56 No.29786015 Report

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>male salandits are cucks while every salazzle is going after the hot human dick

I can dig it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:28:37 No.29786024 Report

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Literally the Goodraposting and Helioliskposting in one Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:28:41 No.29786025 Report

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>can have perma shoulder bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:28:43 No.29786026 Report

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>>29785828
They thought it was a trap.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:29:30 No.29786041 Report

Quoted By: >>29786120 >>29786288 >>29786427 >>29786483 >>29788074

This means more futa porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:34:35 No.29786120 Report

Quoted By: >>29786288 >>29787391

>>29786041
>liking futa

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:35:15 No.29786130 Report

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>>29786006
Pheremones will only make it smell like human girl. It will have still lizardface and looks like lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:37:02 No.29786147 Report

Quoted By: >>29786269

>>29786130
That's not how the pheromones work buddy. Go read salandit's website description. It's full mind control fuckery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:43:48 No.29786269 Report

Quoted By: >>29788732

>>29786147
>Implying pheromones are magical thing making illusion able to deceive eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:44:52 No.29786288 Report

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>>29786041
I can't wait

>>29786120
>not liking futa
get out faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:51:05 No.29786414 Report

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>>29785806
So many holes to choose from

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:51:39 No.29786427 Report

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>>29786041
Or /ss/, according to the dex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:54:33 No.29786483 Report

Quoted By: >>29786504 >>29786557

>>29786041
>100% female
>More futa porn
???
Girls don't have penises, fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:55:55 No.29786504 Report

Quoted By: >>29786528 >>29786557

>>29786483
Are you stupid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:57:13 No.29786528 Report

Quoted By: >>29786557 >>29786617 >>29787333

>>29786504
Are you? Futas are guys, so there'd be 0 Salazzle futas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 20:58:52 No.29786557 Report

Quoted By: >>29786610

>>29786483
>>29786504
>>29786528
massive furfag here. An all female species is a literal trigger to artists to draw futa porn of it.

I hope this info has been useful™

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:01:19 No.29786610 Report

Quoted By: >>29791849

>>29786557
You misspelled autists.
Can't these people see women don't have penises?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:01:40 No.29786617 Report

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>>29786528
Futas are hermaphrodites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:01:57 No.29786626 Report

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>you will never be """"""""""forcibly"""""""""" /ss/ed by your horny salazzle waifu

why love

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:03:34 No.29786654 Report

Quoted By: >>29786704

>all this salazzle circlejerking
>no one posting pics of it

get it together lizard fuckers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:06:28 No.29786703 Report

Quoted By: >>29788824 >>29795094

If a Pokemon inherits the species from the mother, how male-only species as Tyrogue and Tauros reproduce in nature?

inb4 mass Ditto whoring wouldn't work where you can't find Ditto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:06:32 No.29786704 Report

Quoted By: >>29786840 >>29786874

>>29786654
No artists are drawing it before release due to takedown threats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:13:21 No.29786840 Report

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>>29786704
nice meme

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:14:49 No.29786874 Report

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>>29786704
>No artists are drawing it

Nice try.
SOMEONE START POSTING PICS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:16:53 No.29786906 Report

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>>29786427

w...what does the dex say about....h-her? >->

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:20:21 No.29786957 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:21:10 No.29786967 Report

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>gas se steel stypes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:21:51 No.29786980 Report

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>>29786957
more

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:31:02 No.29787153 Report

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>>29786906
It keeps a harem of salandit, which are basically tiny Salazzle. They actually called it a reverse harem.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:34:25 No.29787212 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:41:22 No.29787327 Report

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>>29787153
My love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:41:38 No.29787333 Report

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>>29786528
>you will never be so retarded that you confuse traps with futa
Good feelio

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:45:32 No.29787391 Report

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>>29786120
>not liking futa

Look at this faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:47:38 No.29787442 Report

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>>29787212
>>29786957
more

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 21:59:41 No.29787652 Report

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I'd honestly rather fuck Salandit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:23:39 No.29788040 Report

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Sniff hands feet and tail! It's amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:24:17 No.29788046 Report

Quoted By: >>29798148

>>29787333
So a futa has no penis? Don't be stupid anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:25:47 No.29788074 Report

Quoted By: >>29788374 >>29796414

>>29786041
>Hmm. this girl would look better with a dick.
>This isn't gay though. Nope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:40:57 No.29788374 Report

Quoted By: >>29790943

>>29788074
>2016
>not being a fucking faggot
don't be a faggot, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:59:06 No.29788732 Report

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>>29786269
It doesn't need to deceive the eyes, it just changes your opinion on lizard faces.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 23:03:56 No.29788824 Report

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>>29786703
Miltank and um, I don't know, let's say Jynx, lay eggs with Tauros and Tyrogue but only in the wild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 23:07:42 No.29788900 Report

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im sorry this happened to you salandit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 23:09:51 No.29788939 Report

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>>29785741
I'm not a complete faggot so I'm sticken around retard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 23:11:54 No.29788986 Report

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>>29785741
>>29785806

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:10:39 No.29790274 Report

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lood

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:12:24 No.29790306 Report

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>>29790274
More

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:13:56 No.29790334 Report

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>>29790306

Yeah, she needs more of a waistline. It looks like someone took a huge chunk out of her side with an ice cream scoop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:15:50 No.29790372 Report

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>>29785741
Sorry I'm not a gay so I wont use salazzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:26:48 No.29790584 Report

Quoted By: >>29792090

>>29790274
>you will never be dommed by your strong, thicc salazzle waifu

WRITEFAGS PLS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:28:30 No.29790623 Report

Quoted By: >>29792090

>you will never dominate and completely mindbreak a Salazzle into your completely loyal, overwhelmingly dumb pet despite her best efforts to do the same to you
why even live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:30:20 No.29790645 Report

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post more lizard butt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:30:28 No.29790649 Report

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>>29785741
>100 percent female
>bedroom eyes
>mega hips
>likes to seduce humans

Sugimori must've stopped giving a fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:31:24 No.29790678 Report

Quoted By: >>29790702 >>29790743

>>29790274
Make a thread over on /trash/ this is going to get taken down for sure :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:32:22 No.29790702 Report

Quoted By: >>29790726

>>29790678
>>29790274

trash is fucking shit. Do NOT do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:34:15 No.29790726 Report

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>>29790702
If you have a better suggestion plz post it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:34:50 No.29790743 Report

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>>29790678
Yeah, I can't get enough of guro pictures that the mods ban you for reporting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:42:35 No.29790915 Report

Quoted By: >>29790993

>>29790274
>4'11" feet high.
>Still dominates you easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:43:42 No.29790943 Report

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>>29788374
Fuck off John "current year" Oliver.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 00:46:43 No.29790993 Report

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>>29790915
Look at those fucking muscles, she would break my pelvis

UUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFF I LOVE IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 01:01:43 No.29791342 Report

Quoted By: >>29791933

I'll just leave this here. It's a little story I threw together.

http://pastebin.com/dvQqKkjB

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 01:01:45 No.29791344 Report

Quoted By: >>29791402 >>29791416

THEY DID IT

THEY CRAFTED THE ULTIMATE WAIFUMON

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 01:04:56 No.29791402 Report

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>>29791344
I prefer Primarina, but thigh lizard is fucking good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 01:05:33 No.29791416 Report

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>>29791344
>bald
No thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 01:22:26 No.29791735 Report

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What things would you do to her?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 01:25:48 No.29791798 Report

Quoted By: >>29791940

I wonder what kind of offspring we would make if I started mating with a Salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 01:28:28 No.29791849 Report

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>>29786610
And men don't have vag or shapely hips, but here we are.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 01:31:36 No.29791933 Report

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>>29791342
>>29790274

We're in a new era, boys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 01:32:04 No.29791940 Report

Quoted By: >>29791970

>>29791798
Are you in her egg group, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 01:33:39 No.29791970 Report

Quoted By: >>29792154

>>29791940
Humans are in their own egg group and can impregnate any pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 01:39:13 No.29792090 Report

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>>29790584
This is good. Seconding.
>>29790623
This is EVEN BETTER. Mind break is best fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 01:41:34 No.29792154 Report

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>>29791970
I thought it was only the Human-shape egg group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 01:47:47 No.29792274 Report

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>>29790274
BIG
LIZARD
THIGHS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 01:52:25 No.29792387 Report

Quoted By: >>29792710

for a thread of people that like this thing so much there sure is a lack of fucking pictures being posted.
POST FUCKING THIGH LIZARD.
>no art
see
>>29786874

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 02:09:13 No.29792710 Report

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>>29792387
anon most of the art is garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 02:11:20 No.29792751 Report

Quoted By: >>29792801

>>29785894
do you even know what a twink is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 02:12:22 No.29792765 Report

Quoted By: >>29796249 >>29796287

>it's not that feminine! it's just a salandit standing up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 02:13:47 No.29792801 Report

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>>29792751
skinny girly men

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 02:19:12 No.29792889 Report

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>>29785894
Ah yes, women for guys that hate women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 02:31:36 No.29793135 Report

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>>29785741
FAGS BTFO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 02:33:07 No.29793180 Report

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so any videos of Salazzle in amie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 02:35:32 No.29793227 Report

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>your beloved salazzle will never surprise you in bed by putting on a strap on and fucking your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 02:37:03 No.29793257 Report

Quoted By: >>29793283

>>29786874
>actually at least 34 images exist
Wow, we'll need multiple threads for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 02:38:07 No.29793283 Report

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>>29793257
at the rate this slow shit is going yeah we probably will

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 02:53:10 No.29793612 Report

Quoted By: >>29793689

>>29790274
Why is she so perfect?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 02:56:54 No.29793689 Report

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>>29793612
thighs and very pleasing to look at.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:06:53 No.29793868 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:10:22 No.29793944 Report

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>>29793868
wow

just.. wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:16:11 No.29794045 Report

Quoted By: >>29794180

>>29793868
>Going for a walk through a fairly shady forest
>Just beat my 3rd island trial, shit was SO cash
>Hear some rustling in the tall grass
>Hmm. Sounds like more than one Pokemon, but not quite a swarm
>Take a peek
>See what looks like two Salazzles, one of them even shiny, grinding on one another, making sultry hissing sounds
>The shiny one on top lifts her self off her partner to reveal two glistening snatches connected by a string of goo
>That's kinda hot
>Take another step forward
>Step on a twig on the ground
>They both look in my direction, eye slits narrowing
>Oh fug
>Suddenly, they start shaking their hips, and a sweet smelling aroma drifted towards me
>My eyes start getting hazy as they both sauntered towards me
>They embrace me in their arms, reaching their muzzles up to lick at my face
>I sure didn't feel like going anywhere
>Aww jeez, just another day in Alola

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:18:22 No.29794089 Report

Quoted By: >>29794124

>Salazzle's dex entry:
>Salazzle
Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:20:28 No.29794124 Report

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>>29793868
are Salazzle allowed to be lesbians

>>29794089
>ignoring the one where it confirms harems exist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:22:56 No.29794160 Report

Quoted By: >>29794196 >>29796965

>tfw you HAVE to use this actual genuinely lewd slutty Pokemon because your team needs a fire type and you didn't pick Litten

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:24:08 No.29794180 Report

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>>29793868
>What's that, sweetie? You're lost?
>Don't be silly! You simply smelled us calling for you.
>You were being so cute, hiding behind that tree and watching your mommies cuddle.
>But you're a big enough boy now~ Still small and cute, but ready to make us happy.
>It's warm in here, you don't need those pesky clothes. You don't need to hide your excitement, and we've been waiting.~

>>29794045
Nice. Fun/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:25:11 No.29794196 Report

Quoted By: >>29794449

>>29794160
>tfw you picked Litten and still use it because it's fast and your team is too slow

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:25:28 No.29794199 Report

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Post more cropped Salazzle now! specialy the shiny cloaca image, the shiny boobs image and the shiny tonguejob image

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:31:29 No.29794301 Report

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>>29785829
I'm guessing it's combee all over again.

Which is kind of sad considering Salamanders/Amphibians can, in some situations, change genders depending on their environment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:32:27 No.29794315 Report

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>>29793868
stupid sexy lizards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:32:31 No.29794318 Report

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>>29793868
fuuuuuuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:32:37 No.29794319 Report

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>>29793868
>tfw 2 lizards at the same time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:40:21 No.29794449 Report

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>>29794196
>incineroar and decidueye are actually pretty quick relative to most alolan pokemon
Where did it all go so wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:47:50 No.29794598 Report

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where do I catch one in-game? in moon version

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 03:59:21 No.29794755 Report

Quoted By: >>29794780 >>29794871

Anyone want me to write them something? It will have to be short because I'm pretty slow when it comes to these sorts of things, apparently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 04:00:39 No.29794775 Report

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I want this thing to become the scalie female equivalent of Lucario.

My dick thanks you, gamefreak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 04:00:59 No.29794780 Report

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>>29794755
"I Fathered a Salandit!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 04:07:11 No.29794871 Report

Quoted By: >>29795388

>>29794755

I'm down for whatever, but the main fetish that this jism lizard ticks for me is facesitting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 04:12:46 No.29794943 Report

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Salazzle is quite literally going to be babby's first scalie, innit?

Still pretty great, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 04:13:44 No.29794956 Report

Quoted By: >>29795077

>>29788986
is the plane jealous of the new Waifu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 04:22:54 No.29795077 Report

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>>29794956
I feel like her expression is more determined than anything. I have no clue what the moonrunes say, though. Maybe they say that she actually is jealous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 04:24:16 No.29795094 Report

Quoted By: >>29795211

>>29786703
The new Pokedex speculates that Mandibuzz are trying to attract males even though none have been found. Presumably the 100% gender ratios are actually more like 99.999%.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 04:32:30 No.29795211 Report

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>>29795094
anon a Mandibuzz can breed with other males

they don't really have a problem too, since the offspring will be Mandibuzz

it's the 100% males who have a problem since their offspring won't be their species

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 04:37:20 No.29795281 Report

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>>29785741
>Gays on suicide watch

must suck not being a lesbian :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 04:46:10 No.29795388 Report

Quoted By: >>29795758 >>29795851

>>29794871
Half an hour? Not bad. Tell me your honest opinion.

http://pastebin.com/UqLRSKp4

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:12:46 No.29795757 Report

Quoted By: >>29796194

Here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:13:00 No.29795758 Report

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>>29795388

I'm that anon, and I think it's pretty great. Short, sweet, and boy is it working on me something fierce.

I don't know how much I can say as a simple anon, but I enjoy the effort put in (and it definitely wasn't put to waste).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:18:27 No.29795830 Report

Quoted By: >>29795865 >>29796194

Best fucking design for a poke in years

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:20:27 No.29795851 Report

Quoted By: >>29796135

>>29795388
G-go on pls...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:21:18 No.29795865 Report

Quoted By:

>>29795830
>poison veins and underbelly not part of breasts

try again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:28:24 No.29795948 Report

Quoted By:

man fire types are winning

>bara bait is fire type
>waifu bait is fire type

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:30:58 No.29795978 Report

Quoted By: >>29796021

Wait....this mon is fire/poison?
Im trying to avoid as much story spoilers as much as i can...so im avoiding pretty much everything thats sm on vp but afew threads...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:34:49 No.29796021 Report

Quoted By:

>>29795978
Yes poison/fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:43:59 No.29796135 Report

Quoted By: >>29796355

>>29795851
Did you read my other Salazzle story? Much longer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:48:27 No.29796194 Report

Quoted By:

>>29795757
>>29795830
Oh man..
more please

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:52:32 No.29796246 Report

Quoted By: >>29796403

What's the height for this thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:52:41 No.29796249 Report

Quoted By: >>29796268

>>29792765
It's an anthro lizard where do you thirsty furfags derive "feminine" from

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:53:43 No.29796268 Report

Quoted By: >>29796303 >>29796342

>>29796249
Are you gay or retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:54:52 No.29796287 Report

Quoted By: >>29796339

>>29792765
yeah she's so feminine with her reptile tail and reptile eyes. bulbasaur's bulb is so feminine too guys. so is blastoise's shell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:55:56 No.29796303 Report

Quoted By: >>29796308

>>29796268
Hey I got one: Are you a thirsty grasping furfag or a thirsty grasping furfag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:56:33 No.29796308 Report

Quoted By: >>29796317

>>29796303
>salamander
>fur

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:57:15 No.29796317 Report

Quoted By:

>>29796308
>attracted to animals
>semantics

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:59:24 No.29796339 Report

Quoted By: >>29796365

>>29796287

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 05:59:35 No.29796342 Report

Quoted By: >>29796361

>>29796268
You're attracted to a fucking pokemon and you're throwing out the word gay pejoratively. Are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:00:30 No.29796355 Report

Quoted By:

>>29796135
pls link

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:00:56 No.29796361 Report

Quoted By: >>29796377 >>29796404

>>29796342
you sound mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:01:09 No.29796365 Report

Quoted By: >>29796407 >>29797570

>>29796339
>my best response is a picture I saw someone post before

you cant tell me bulbasaur's hips dont scream "fuck me in the pussy"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:02:12 No.29796377 Report

Quoted By:

>>29796361
you sound mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:04:02 No.29796402 Report

Quoted By:

>>29785741
futa

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:04:09 No.29796403 Report

Quoted By:

>>29796246
Like 5 ft

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:04:13 No.29796404 Report

Quoted By:

>>29796361
wtf im attracted to lizards now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:04:21 No.29796407 Report

Quoted By: >>29796420

>>29796365
Bulbasaur is too young.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:04:51 No.29796414 Report

Quoted By: >>29796644 >>29796834

>>29788074
>this dude would look better with a vagina
>this isn't straight enough. Nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:05:35 No.29796420 Report

Quoted By: >>29796461 >>29797570

>>29796407
eh, cartoon animals... who cares the age. i'm in deep man. deep in that bulbagina

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:09:27 No.29796461 Report

Quoted By: >>29797069

>>29796420
Whatever gets you off my friend, I don't really care. I've always seen NFE pokemon as baby forms so I generally stay away from that. Same reason I don't go in pokegirl threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:22:07 No.29796644 Report

Quoted By: >>29796666 >>29796719

>>29796414
What is the term for a reverse futa?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:24:05 No.29796666 Report

Quoted By: >>29796767

>>29796644
Tomboy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:27:45 No.29796719 Report

Quoted By:

>>29796644
cuntboy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:30:37 No.29796767 Report

Quoted By:

>>29796666
No thats a reverse trap you fucking retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:30:41 No.29796768 Report

Quoted By: >>29796831

Reminder that /ss/ is an actual common practice among several species of sea slugs.

The young, partially immature slugs are often males at first, mating with the older hermaphrodite DILFs/MILFS as slug shotas, before they grow up into full hermaphrodites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:34:07 No.29796831 Report

Quoted By:

>>29796768
Such majestic creatures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:34:19 No.29796834 Report

Quoted By:

>>29796414
Overwhelmingly prefer this to futa, and I like the d

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:43:48 No.29796948 Report

Quoted By: >>29796965 >>29797016

They are the only new fire tipes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:45:00 No.29796965 Report

Quoted By:

>>29796948
meant to
>>29794160

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:48:26 No.29797016 Report

Quoted By: >>29797370

>>29796948
The only new fire types are the inceneroar line, oricorio (which doesn't learn any fire moves), Salazzle line, and Turtonator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:51:13 No.29797046 Report

Quoted By: >>29797068

>tfw porn itt with no nukes
Mods are fapping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:52:59 No.29797068 Report

Quoted By:

>>29797046
Join in and fap with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:53:00 No.29797069 Report

Quoted By: >>29797105 >>29797570

>>29796461
its all about bulbasaur's feminine bulb. i love the way it sashays. it wants me. this pokemon has such a feminine purple scar on its flat chest and i love its long feminine tail.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:54:41 No.29797091 Report

Quoted By:

>try drawing porn of my own story
>fail miserably
Ugh. I gotta go back to practicing. 3 years just to git gud...Unbelievable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 06:55:28 No.29797105 Report

Quoted By:

>>29797069
Got any good bulba pics?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 07:02:56 No.29797223 Report

Quoted By:

what is she trying to say with that hand gesture

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 07:11:12 No.29797333 Report

Quoted By:

>>29785828
Gay guys would want to fuck anything with penis, even feminine-looking penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 07:14:45 No.29797370 Report

Quoted By:

>>29797016
Alolan Marowak friendo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 07:16:12 No.29797395 Report

Quoted By: >>29797445

>>29785741
> gays
> implying manliest sexuality wanted whorelizard
> he forgets lesbians exist
kys op

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 07:18:33 No.29797416 Report

Quoted By: >>29797423

>at the volcano
>realize that the oricorio I've been training can't learn any secondary STAB moves
>well I'll just swap it for a salandit

>30% encounter rate
>12.5% female

And that's before you take nature and IVs into account. This is going to be a hassle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 07:19:19 No.29797423 Report

Quoted By: >>29797468

>>29797416
are there any local mons with Cute Charm?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 07:21:31 No.29797445 Report

Quoted By:

>>29797395
I'm lesbian for that luscious lizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 07:23:07 No.29797466 Report

Quoted By:

lesbian lizards roll off the tongue well

slutty salamanders and nutty newts too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 07:23:15 No.29797468 Report

Quoted By: >>29797477

>>29797423
There are actually Jigglypuff on a route nearby, but that's a 10% encounter, and only 25% are male, so it's the same problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 07:24:16 No.29797477 Report

Quoted By: >>29797581

>>29797468
well it's worth doing it for a waifu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 07:32:58 No.29797570 Report

Quoted By: >>29798115

>>29797069
>>29796365
>>29796420
>Fellow bulbafag
The fucking best. Especially them thic ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 07:33:49 No.29797581 Report

Quoted By: >>29798052

>>29797477
It's worth doing for a decent fire type. Finally caught a female and it had a neutral nature and 0-1 special attack IV.

At least I've got something to kill time with before work tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 08:15:29 No.29798052 Report

Quoted By:

>>29797581
cant you level IVs in this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 08:20:19 No.29798115 Report

Quoted By:

>>29797570
hi /krg/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 08:24:03 No.29798148 Report

Quoted By:

>>29788046
So women have no vaginas? don't be stupid anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 08:36:26 No.29798285 Report

Quoted By: >>29798349 >>29799047

I want her to stick her tail up my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 08:43:41 No.29798349 Report

Quoted By: >>29798360 >>29799047

>>29798285
Tailfucking is pretty hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 08:45:07 No.29798360 Report

Quoted By: >>29798466 >>29799047

>>29798349
also tailjobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 08:55:53 No.29798466 Report

Quoted By: >>29799047

>>29798360
>tailjobs
My nigga. Not enough tailjob art out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 08:57:13 No.29798476 Report

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>you will never feel her thicc tail between your legs as you spoon her and cuddle

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Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 09:12:45 No.29798664 Report

Quoted By:

>>29785741
As the ancient Alolans used to say, Man who searches for Salazzle bait ends up bait for Salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Nov 2016 09:52:00 No.29799047 Report

Quoted By:

>>29798285
>>29798349
>>29798360
>>29798466
kinda dangerous with her considering that's where the fumes and fire come from

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