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Why?

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:26:00 No.29788078 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29788304 >>29788349 >>29788421 >>29788524 >>29788668

Why did you guys have to ruin this pokemon?

Its one of my favorite mons this gen and its being raped by creepy virgins.

Can't you guys ruin the flower thing or the 12 year old kids like usual? Why did you have to wreck the cool lizard raptor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:31:18 No.29788188 Report

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Because she's so damn fuckable. LOOK AT THAT BODY.

Better Pokémon name?

Better Pokémon name? Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:33:24 No.29788240 Report

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Cause it's only ruined if you let it be. Fucked up cunts will sexuality anything and everything, sadly Pokémon is no exception.

I think it's an awesome Pokémon and I'll use it in my final team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:34:11 No.29788250 Report

Quoted By: >>29788844

>Aw man, it looks like a cool mon, can't wait to

>100% female

fuck that noise, Combee and Vespiquen was already infuriating to get JUST for pokedex registering and you mean to tell me I can't just have a bro Salazzle without wanting to fuck it?

fucking waifu riddled Pokedex

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:36:50 No.29788304 Report

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>>29788078
Look at her goddamn model or her "reverse harem" pokedex description. For most waifumon it's at least arguable but this one was literally made to be sexualized.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:39:24 No.29788349 Report

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>>29788078
What, you think we haven't ruined the flowers and 12 year olds, too?
Did you earnestly believe that the pokemon whose ability is to make everything fall madly, physically in love with it would not get porn? The pokemon who is 100% female? The pokemon who literally forms harems out of subservient males?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:43:14 No.29788421 Report

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>>29788078
To be fair, GF ruined it themselves as soon as they made the dex entry about females controlling males AND trainers, with her pheromones. This isn't the fault of just the furfags/scalyfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:44:41 No.29788442 Report

Quoted By: >>29788485

links to the good shit anyone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:46:56 No.29788485 Report

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>>29788442
e621; search for salazzle or sandit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:48:35 No.29788524 Report

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>>29788078
It's not us, when game freak makes a pokemon that is 100% female and controls the minds of men of all species (including humans), they saw this coming

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:55:26 No.29788668 Report

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>>29788078
Bayonetta raptormander is better. Now make a mental image of her destroying Angels/Fairies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 22:59:15 No.29788734 Report

Quoted By: >>29788785

>Salazzle: For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

Fucking hell they knew where they were going with this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 23:02:05 No.29788785 Report

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>>29788734
Yellow whiptail is a female only real life lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Nov 2016 23:04:40 No.29788844 Report

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>>29788250
>Wah, arbitrary genders on Pokemon mad me maaaad

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