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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:40:45 No.29819379 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29819466 >>29819475 >>29819578 >>29819616 >>29820366 >>29820456

So is he completely unusable even in main game?
I love this fuckers design and I tried to like Salazzle but I just am not feeling it. Is he a waste of space?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:41:55 No.29819408 Report

Quoted By: >>29819421 >>29819450

>he

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:42:36 No.29819421 Report

Quoted By: >>29819447

>>29819408
The males don't evolve, so yeah, he.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:44:04 No.29819447 Report

Quoted By: >>29819485 >>29819545

>>29819421
>implying there can't be female salandit
(You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:44:11 No.29819450 Report

Quoted By: >>29819485

>>29819408
Did you stop reading on my third word?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:45:01 No.29819466 Report

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>>29819379
If you're going to be a fag and use male Salandit, then yes. Salazzle on the other hand is extremely good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:45:19 No.29819475 Report

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>>29819379
It's usable, but hard since over-leveling is difficult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:45:49 No.29819485 Report

Quoted By: >>29819526 >>29820876

>>29819450
read what >>29819447 said
you're really being single-minded anon it's 2016

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:47:51 No.29819526 Report

Quoted By: >>29819567

>>29819485
I just wanted to specify I meant salandit and not salazzle, I wasn't starting a gender war or something. Also it would be easier to not have to present its evolution, which I don't know the method for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:48:36 No.29819543 Report

Quoted By: >>29819579 >>29819671 >>29820543

Why are you worried about gender though? That should only be an issue on species like Meowstic where it makes a difference.

I've always loved all my good Pokémon equally, whether male, female, genderless or even amorphous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:48:44 No.29819545 Report

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>>29819447
>using a female salandit and either forcing it to hold an everstone or constantly stopping it from evolving

(you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:49:42 No.29819567 Report

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>>29819526
But like, very few NFEs can be competitive against fully evolved monsters. Especially not Pokémon that are NFEs in their debut generation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:50:06 No.29819578 Report

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>>29819379
i plan on using him as long as i can, i guess it'll be dead weight by the end game so i might replace him in the long run but i don't care if you take a while to see one, i'll trade one right away and enjoy it in-game for as long as i can, the design rocks. when it becomes too much of a dead weight i'll probably change it for one of those flamenco birds, CARMEN awaits.

i'm doing the same with popplio's evolution, don't like the third stage that much so i'll use the second one for as long as i can before using that poison/water wall for the end game.

(i know that using terms like end game and long run in pokemon games is laughable but the elite fours usually are a step up to the rest of the games and even that's barely hard, if you care about "difficulty" on pokemon games then you're pretty retarded IMHO famalang)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:50:06 No.29819579 Report

Quoted By: >>29819623

>>29819543
I'm not...god....why did I use a pronoun at all I feel like I'm on tumblr right now.
Is /vp/ compromised?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:51:55 No.29819616 Report

Quoted By: >>29819637 >>29819702

>>29819379
Hey, I feel you.
Salandit was my favourite pre-release mon, and I'm really disappointed it doesn't have an evo that can really take advantage of Corrosion. Instead, it's just your standard glass cannon sweeper.

Not to mention the whole waifubait design, which I'm just not feeling.

I'll probably use it, because as a sweeper it is still somewhat viable, but I'm incredibly disappointed over what could've been.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:52:28 No.29819623 Report

Quoted By: >>29819642

>>29819579
>>didn't see underlying tongue-in-cheekery

I'm not actually outraged Anon, and I don't think anyone here likely is. It is a strange question, is all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:53:16 No.29819637 Report

Quoted By: >>29819800

>>29819616
I don't even think the evolution design is waifu bait. Just looks like a generic lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:53:41 No.29819642 Report

Quoted By:

>>29819623
>merely pretending

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:54:46 No.29819666 Report

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> thought Salandit was salamander + bandit
> it was salacious all along

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:55:05 No.29819671 Report

Quoted By: >>29819834 >>29821910

>>29819543
Yeah but now if you use a salazzle because you want to use corrosion everyone will think you want to fuck the lizard.
Even as a furfag I just can't a lizard. She's fucking bald and her head is too long, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 04:56:46 No.29819702 Report

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>>29819616
I agree!
The design isn't terribly sexual like say, ripped stockings or something, but the descriptions and such really nail it home that this is a waifumon. It's just saddening to me.
Salandit reminded me of pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 05:02:02 No.29819800 Report

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>>29819637
Well to me, the whole Combee thing just seems unnecessary. It was a crap gimmick then, and it's a crap gimmick now.

I can't help but feel that the whole concept was a retarded attempt at balance: it's that much harder to breed, and so Game Freak felt justified in releasing an ability that they believed was OP. But at the same time they needed to justify making it one gender only, so they added all the pheromone stuff and heaped it on top of its core concept of being able to Poison Steel-types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 05:03:39 No.29819834 Report

Quoted By: >>29819909

>>29819671
>tfw scalie
>tfw poison is favorite type

Step aside I got this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 05:05:22 No.29819860 Report

Quoted By:

Dual evolutions would have been cool. Glass cannon female and bulky male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 05:08:03 No.29819909 Report

Quoted By: >>29820068

>>29819834
Sure go on. I just wish we got corrosion with a pokemon that didn't make everyone assume you are into scalies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 05:14:39 No.29820068 Report

Quoted By: >>29820140

>>29819909
People will think that on /vp/, sure, but anywhere else I doubt anyone gives a fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 05:18:03 No.29820140 Report

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>>29820068
Uhm, I guess you are right. I might be overthinking it from being here a lot because of the leaks. So many "A CUTE YIFFYIFF" threads can warp one's perception of normality even if it's not your thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 05:30:19 No.29820366 Report

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>>29819379
Hes ultimate shoulder bro tier now
Like komala

I still prefer salazzle though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 05:36:11 No.29820456 Report

Quoted By: >>29820485 >>29820515 >>29820963

>>29819379
it's female only and that ruins it for me.

i wanted a male. was hoping for a badass bandit lizard like krookodile, but we get literal waifu bait instead.

speaking of which, is it just me? or does this gen have the most waifumons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 05:37:31 No.29820485 Report

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>>29820456
Has a lot of qts, yeah. Although I prefer the plants to the lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 05:39:05 No.29820515 Report

Quoted By: >>29821469 >>29821471

>>29820456
Gen 4 has more

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 05:40:37 No.29820543 Report

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>>29819543
Salazzle is 100% female, anon was using gender to show they meant the one that does not evolve over the one that does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 05:59:01 No.29820876 Report

Quoted By:

>>29819485
There are only two genders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:03:25 No.29820963 Report

Quoted By:

>>29820456
Same here, can't help but feel dissapointed by it. Salazzle is interesting, but I wish the male got an evolution closer to the original design

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:06:10 No.29821010 Report

Quoted By: >>29821246 >>29821324 >>29821408 >>29821866

Why does gf keep making only-females-evolve pokes when statistically speaking males are the dominant sex of most species on Earth? 90% of female pokes shouldn't even be able to evolve desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:20:34 No.29821246 Report

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>>29821010
It makes sense for Pokémon, a female Pokémon can breed with any other species in its egg group with the resulting offspring being of their species. Males aren't as important in this type of reproduction system.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:25:48 No.29821324 Report

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>>29821010
>Why does gf keep making only-females-evolve pokes
There is only three and there is two male only evolutions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:32:35 No.29821408 Report

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>>29821010
Where are you getting your statistics from? Many, many vies species have small and runty males and larger, stronger females. Most insect and arachnid species are also dominated by females, and even bonobos, very close relatives to humans, have what almost appears to be a proto-matriarchal society.

I'm not SJWing, I just know that, when it comes to sex roles across species, it's not so cut and dry to say that it tends to be this way or that. There's a whole hell of a lot of species out there, and some are very strange and alien from a human perspective. 800 Pokémon is nothing compared to the astoundingly varied animal, plant and fungal life we can see in our world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:36:54 No.29821469 Report

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>>29820515
Gen 4 had more Pokemon in general, the percentage of waifus in gen 7 is oddly high.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:37:01 No.29821471 Report

Quoted By: >>29821520 >>29821547

>>29820515
Gen IV
>4

Gen VII
>8
>And that's not counting any of Oricorio's forms

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:40:51 No.29821520 Report

Quoted By: >>29821543

>>29821471
Is it counting ultra beasts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:42:23 No.29821543 Report

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>>29821520
Only counted 1 UB, not Lilliefish. Didn' count Alolan Ninetales either, which is borderline imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:42:38 No.29821547 Report

Quoted By: >>29821667

>>29821471
The definition of a waifumon is so incredibly vague that what I consider a waifumon could be completely different from what you consider a waifumon. Using my biased definition gen 4 comes out with 24 while gen 7 has around 15.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:43:58 No.29821566 Report

Quoted By: >>29821629

Does male salandit benefit from eviolite because of salazzle or does it not since it technically does not evolve?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:49:04 No.29821629 Report

Quoted By: >>29821654

Do you guys think there's a chance they'll make a Male EVO for him one day? I really like him but salazzle is meh.

>>29821566
It works for combee I think, so it should for salandit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:50:20 No.29821654 Report

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>>29821629
Combee didn't get one and it looks like gamefreak doesn't really plan to do more cross gen evos anytime so I doubt it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:51:23 No.29821667 Report

Quoted By: >>29821712 >>29821760

>>29821547
I tried to stick to more humanoids, so no fish, birds or quadrupeds.

Gen IV
>Roserade
>Lopunny
>Vespiquen
>Froslass

Gen VII
>Primarina
>Lurantis
>Salazzle
>Tsareena
>Tapu Lele
>Tapu Fini
>Magearna
That's not including any of the UBs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:53:59 No.29821712 Report

Quoted By: >>29821728 >>29821741

>>29821667
You forgot best girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:54:53 No.29821728 Report

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>>29821712
Oh damn, oops
>5

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:55:40 No.29821741 Report

Quoted By: >>29821754 >>29821756

>>29821712
Lake trio too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:56:36 No.29821754 Report

Quoted By:

>>29821741
>Trio
Only Mesprit would be a waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:56:40 No.29821756 Report

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>>29821741
No.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:57:18 No.29821760 Report

Quoted By: >>29821777

>>29821667
No lake trio? No manaphy and phione?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:57:45 No.29821766 Report

Quoted By: >>29821812

I tried to stick to more humanoids, so no fish, birds or quadrupeds.

Gen IV
>Roserade
>Lopunny
>Mismagius
>Vespiquen
>Froslass
>Mesprit

Gen VII
>Primarina
>Lurantis
>Salazzle
>Tsareena
>Tapu Lele
>Tapu Fini
>Magearna
That's not including any of the UBs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 06:58:46 No.29821777 Report

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>>29821760
Uxie and Azelf are male?

Manaphy & Phione? Seriously? Wtf...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 07:01:18 No.29821812 Report

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>>29821766
?
Also, I know you said no quadrupeds but the eevees are too popular to ignore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 07:05:13 No.29821866 Report

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>>29821010
>statistically speaking males are the dominant sex of most species on Earth
Why would you just go on the internet at lie, anon? Hell, female komodo dragons can reproduce without involving males at all, if they feel like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Nov 2016 07:07:45 No.29821910 Report

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>>29819671
You have some insecurity issues.

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