WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

NO ICE BEAM
NO GUNK SHOT
NO FIRE MOVES
NO PULSES

WHY DO YOU KNOW SO MANY PHYSICAL MOVES BUT HAVE 145 SPEC ATTACK

THE ONLY GOOD SPEC MOVES YOU HAVE ARE AIR SLASH, ENERGY BALL, FLASH CANNON, THUNDERBOLT, VOLT SWITCH, MUD SHOT (LMAO) AND BUG BUZZ

BUG ELECTRIC FLYING STEEL GRASS AND SOME PIDDLY GROUND DAMAGE IS GARBAGE COVERAGE

WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW

IF YOU ARE SLOW, WHY AREN'T YOU MORE BULKY HOLY SHIT

GRANTED YOU CAN 2 SHOT MOST TANKS
BUT YOU DIE TO A STIFF BREEZE HOLY FUCK

WHAT AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO RUN ON YOU

LIFE ORB ROOST?

YOU CAN'T SWEEP FOR SHIT

YOU DIE TO ANYTHING REMOTELY ROCK SHAPED AS WELL AS ANY FIRE MOVE

LITERALLY GETS OUTSPEEDED BY A CATATONIC BEAR AND A SLEEPY GIANT

FUCKING HELL YOU CAN PARALYZE THINGS AND STILL GET OUTSPEEDED JESUS CHRIST

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A COOL LOOKING POKEMON AND GIVE IT SUCH A BARREN MOVESET AND GARBO STATS

JESUS CHRIST GAMEFREAK