>>29844950...Bitch, I ain't got none.
What? You don't believe me? Train that gun on me while I remove my jacket.
See? Nothing. Oh! Still not buying it? Well I better take off my shirt so you know I ain't smuggling.
What? Oh! Need me to take my pants off? No prob. You're the one with the gun. Your in control here. See, no pokeballs.
Oh...My underwear? Yeah, dude totally. I surely don't wanna get hurt.
What? You think there in my butt? Well, I better spread ass while you really search deep in there. I swear there's nothing, but you better take a very hard look.