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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:17:07 No.29894881 View View Reply Original Report

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One is 27 years old, the other is 40.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:18:12 No.29894905 Report

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>>29894881

A good style can work wonders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:19:41 No.29894950 Report

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>>29894881
Lusamine is 40yo???!!!!
Then how old is Lillie?
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:19:55 No.29894956 Report

Quoted By: >>29895052

>>29894881
>One constantly stresses over and fixates on 'muh universe'
>The other just wants some pokemon from another dimension because they're insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:20:13 No.29894966 Report

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>>29894881
I want to make Lusamine a grandmother

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:20:20 No.29894968 Report

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>>29894881
One is my boyfriend, the other is a stupid skank who could have been a good character if she wasn't turned into the garbage obvious villain.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:20:53 No.29894986 Report

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REMINDER THAT THIS FAT OLD BASTARD IMPREGNATED LUSAMINE AT LEAST TWICE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:20:59 No.29894988 Report

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>>29894950

She's "over 40".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:21:19 No.29894999 Report

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>>29894881
Cyrus is white, white people age not so well.

Lusamine is Slav.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:21:24 No.29895003 Report

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>>29894950

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:22:44 No.29895052 Report

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>>29894956
>One constantly stresses over and fixates on 'muh precious beasts'
>The other just wants to purge the entire world and have one without feelings because he's insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:22:46 No.29895054 Report

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>>29894986
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:22:59 No.29895061 Report

Quoted By: >>29895148 >>29896960 >>29897201

My brother is 27 and looks like he's hitting 40

My mother is pushing 50 and she looks 25.

It all just depends on how you keep up with your health and appearance. Cyrus is very anti-social shut in and Lusamine is obsessed with beauty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:23:21 No.29895068 Report

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>>29894881
any old, used up slut can look ok or good with enough make up or plastic surgery.

Proof: Dita Von Teese

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:23:28 No.29895073 Report

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>>29895003
Does she want to /ss/ with Hau?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:23:43 No.29895080 Report

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>>29894881
a smile a day does wonders

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:24:17 No.29895091 Report

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>>29895073

Hau is impressed by her being the President of the Aether Foundation at such a young age, he assumes, and she responds with that line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:26:18 No.29895148 Report

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>>29895061
post mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:27:10 No.29895168 Report

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>>29894986

He was probably better looking before he exiled himself on the island and began subsisting on nothing but Pokebeans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:27:31 No.29895174 Report

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Cyrus hasn't been the same since his eyebrows fell off. The stress of searching for them caused him to age prematurely.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:27:52 No.29895184 Report

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>over 40
MBILF

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:28:48 No.29895200 Report

Quoted By: >>29895255

>>29894881
pic related is also 40

anime was a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:29:25 No.29895215 Report

Quoted By: >>29895253 >>29899661

>>29895003
Woah
What's next? Plumeria is 30ish? Kukui isn't 20ish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:30:10 No.29895227 Report

Quoted By: >>29897486

>>29894986
Can Lusaminefags ever hope to recover?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:30:29 No.29895229 Report

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>>29895168
Most men get fat after their 2nd child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:30:58 No.29895236 Report

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>>29894986
this means i have a chance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:31:02 No.29895238 Report

Quoted By: >>29896779 >>29897593

>same age as ghetsis or even older

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:31:05 No.29895240 Report

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>>29894881
Holy shit, man. Compare those two artworks. What the fuck happened? Why did the art completely go to shit after Gen. 5?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:31:42 No.29895253 Report

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>>29895215

Lusamine is an impossibly wealthy woman with access to cutting edge technology and a dedicated research and development team, if anyone could find a way to simply look 15 to 20 years younger, it's her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:31:56 No.29895255 Report

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>>29895200
>pic related is also 40

Pic related is 45.
Some women have really good genetics, while some just take extra good care of themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:32:57 No.29895278 Report

Quoted By: >>29896985

>>29894881
porn of Lusmaine with childbirth fat and minor stretchmarks when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:33:42 No.29895295 Report

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>>29895184
>MBILF
i chuckled

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:35:16 No.29895320 Report

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>>29895003
ara ara

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:37:59 No.29895365 Report

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>>29894881

>one is a constistantly stressed out man because he hates people and wants his own personal world.

>the other is a person so obsessed with outer beauty that she neglected her own children for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:43:14 No.29895465 Report

Quoted By: >>29896613 >>29896647

>>29895255
She's obviously has some work done, the lips are a dead giveaway

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:43:45 No.29895476 Report

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>>29894986
I'll bet he made her mohn

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:53:59 No.29895652 Report

Quoted By: >>29895760

Confirmed villain boss ages:

>Cyrus - 27
>Lusamine - 40+

Speculated ages:

>Giovanni - Mid to late 30s
>Archie - Mid to early 20s
>Maxie - 30ish
>Ghetsis - 40s
>Lysandre - Late 20s
>Guzma - Mid 20s

Going off their debut games. Giovanni should be an old man by SM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:58:43 No.29895760 Report

Quoted By: >>29896084

>>29895652
>Archie - Mid to early 20s
C'mon now, he's in his 30 or something right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 04:15:40 No.29896084 Report

Quoted By: >>29896853

>>29895760

In the Aqua Hideout there's a photo dated 2002 that describes Archie as a boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 04:46:12 No.29896613 Report

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>>29895465
>She's obviously has some work done, the lips are a dead giveaway

So? She still *Looks* younger than she is.
Who's to say Lusamine hasn't had work done?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 04:48:09 No.29896647 Report

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>>29895465
I really hate those dead fish lips they always get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 04:50:58 No.29896699 Report

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Cyrus stayed indoors all of his life and is a turboneet.

Lusamine obsessed over her beauty and youth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 04:54:29 No.29896779 Report

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>>29895238
>Ghetsis is probably in his 50s
>still looks less haggard than Cyrus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 04:57:32 No.29896853 Report

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>>29896084
Is there any reason to believe ORAS takes place in the same year it came out? I know looks can be deceiving but he seems like he should be just slightly younger than Maxie.

And Shelly is probably the same age as Tabitha (27) so I doubt he's younger than that.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 05:02:17 No.29896931 Report

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>>29894986
Are you sure that this fat fuck was her husband, isnt her brother or father?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 05:04:05 No.29896960 Report

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>>29895061
pics of your mom or its a fucking lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 05:05:52 No.29896985 Report

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>>29895278
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 05:05:58 No.29896990 Report

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Cyrus is incredibly autistic and wants all emotion to die, he's probably incredibly stressed

Lusamine just wants to fuck jellyfish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 05:06:24 No.29896998 Report

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>>29894881

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 05:20:41 No.29897201 Report

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>>29895061
Rachel get off the internet you're underaged. And I look 30, not 40.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 05:44:32 No.29897486 Report

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>>29895227
I like her even more now. Then again I didn't care about her that much until the leak/reveal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 05:51:45 No.29897593 Report

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>>29894881
Cyrus stressed out and worked to death since childhood. Lusamine likely had a rather happy normal life until her husband disappeared, and even after that she got obsess in beauty and take a very good care of herself.
>>29895238
I expect a fanart with Giovanni and Ghetsis complain about their sons as usual, then Lusamine interrupt them, "my child turn out to be so perfect, I don't know how you guys screw up that much at raising children" then point at UB-01...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:29:12 No.29898789 Report

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>>29894881

Try asking Cynthia. How old do you think she is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:36:22 No.29898839 Report

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>>29898789
20s

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 08:02:05 No.29899111 Report

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>>29895253
she injects herself with UB01's slime

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 08:07:27 No.29899158 Report

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>>29894881
the developers of this shit are getting older so they're projecting into their characters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 08:23:16 No.29899299 Report

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>>29895184
lmfao, thanks youtube OST uploads for letting me in on that joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 08:39:38 No.29899439 Report

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>>29895003
M I L F

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:00:29 No.29899633 Report

Quoted By: >>29899807

>>29896931
In Aether reports a Professor Mohn is mentioned to have vanished in a wormhole. Lusamine's husband vanished in a wormhole.

I can't believe it either. It's a crazy preleak theory that came true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:01:31 No.29899645 Report

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Let's be fair, at least 70% of Lusamine's face is covered up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:03:44 No.29899661 Report

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>>29895215
No joke, Guzma is implied to be in his early 20s while Plumeria is certainly older.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:15:24 No.29899748 Report

Quoted By: >>29899830

>>29894950
Lillie is 23, she had her young

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:22:40 No.29899807 Report

Quoted By: >>29899855

>>29899633
If we know where he is how does lusamine and her kids not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:24:03 No.29899830 Report

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>>29899748
Bull. Lillie jas to be around 11

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:24:16 No.29899833 Report

Quoted By: >>29899910

Ever see the skin of someone who doesn't drink? they look 10 years younger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:26:41 No.29899855 Report

Quoted By: >>29899888

>>29899807
>Lusamine to busy being obsessed with UB's
>Lillie knows nothing but running away
>Gladion to busy with Null
I can understand them not knowing where he is but you the MC who has contacts with both Lillie and Gladion didn't bother to tell them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:27:42 No.29899865 Report

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>>29894999
>Slavs
>Aging well
>Not Babushka by 30

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:29:44 No.29899888 Report

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>>29899855
Another example of alot of bs being preventable If the protag just talked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:32:01 No.29899910 Report

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>>29899833
That is nothing compared to the people who ruin their skin in the sun.

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