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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 06:56:41 No.29898466 View View Reply Original Report

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Is anyone else legitimately excited for this thing? I feel like everyone's upset because she's a 'waifu' or some shit like that. Female assassins that seduce their targets have been around for ages.
Corrosion is a surprisingly overpowered ability balanced by her low defenses and I can't wait to use her to finally BTFO M-Venusaur and Heatran. Her getting Taunt is also really good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:00:59 No.29898505 Report

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>I feel like everyone's upset because she's a 'waifu' or some shit like that
>assassins that seduce their targets
>seduce

Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:01:54 No.29898511 Report

Quoted By: >>29898727

But female assassins that are furry bait and seduce their targets by farting at them sound like a really bad deviantart fanfic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:03:19 No.29898526 Report

Quoted By: >>29898627

>Female assassins that seduce their targets have been around for ages.

Yeah but they weren't anthropomorphic fapbait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:04:01 No.29898535 Report

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>>29898466
I would've preferred a gender-neutral evolution.
I also feel that it doesn't really have the bulk to really pull off a poison-based strategy, so its ability just feels really tacked on.

I mean, Salazzle is fine, but it's just your generic glass cannon sweeper instead of a bulky monster that spreads Toxic and tanks hits with Black Sludge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:07:16 No.29898576 Report

Quoted By: >>29898592 >>29903520

>>29898466
I'd rather they just made it 100% female or made it gender neutral.

I hate this combee bullshit that makes a mon completely worthless if not female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:08:44 No.29898592 Report

Quoted By: >>29898642

>>29898576
Eviolite still works :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:08:51 No.29898595 Report

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>>29898466
>surprisingly overpowered ability
in what way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:11:43 No.29898627 Report

Quoted By: >>29898674

>>29898526
>female assassins
>not anthropomorphic
>not fapbait

literal female humans that seduce aren't fapbait and DONT HAVE HUMAN CHARACTERISTICS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:12:53 No.29898636 Report

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>>29898595
>I can't wait to use her to finally BTFO M-Venusaur and Heatran.
Can't you read?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:13:20 No.29898642 Report

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>>29898592
Not well enough considering its frailty.

Though I'm thankful Salandit has a much bigger movepool than Combee at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:14:48 No.29898658 Report

Quoted By: >>29905374

>>29898636
that doesn't answer my question though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:16:51 No.29898674 Report

Quoted By: >>29898726 >>29898732

>>29898627
Yeah if only it had bigger titties to be closer to ACTUAL FEMME FATALE right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:18:48 No.29898689 Report

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>Poison Gas in doubles
I'm ready

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:21:46 No.29898726 Report

Quoted By: >>29899975

>>29898674
no i lierally just mean if you're being seduced you're gonna want to fap so "fapbait" is kinda stupid
also saying literal females don't have human characteristics is just?

i like this mon, and i honestly dont see it as a waifumon like the obvious others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:21:48 No.29898727 Report

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>>29898511
The gas comes from the tip of her tail, not her butt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 07:22:15 No.29898732 Report

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>>29898674
>liking tits
What are you, fucking gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 08:29:01 No.29899350 Report

Quoted By: >>29899497 >>29899593

Is this legit? I loved Salandit from day 1 and this evo is rad. Do we have more detailed info on how Corrosion works yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 08:43:53 No.29899497 Report

Quoted By: >>29899539

>>29899350
imagine a specs set that can toxic fucking heatran

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 08:45:18 No.29899510 Report

Quoted By: >>29899531

It's an interesting Pokemon, I just don't get the hype for it.

I think Salandit looks pretty neat, but this thing... I don't like it's puffed out chest, the weird shaped head with the weird look in her eyes, nor do I like her thick thighs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 08:48:09 No.29899531 Report

Quoted By: >>29899558

>>29899510
I'm inclined to agree. It's a bit too... furry for my tastes.

And I am a man of some damned furry tastes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 08:48:52 No.29899539 Report

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>>29899497
>toxic
>specs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 08:51:10 No.29899558 Report

Quoted By: >>29899601

>>29899531
>It's a bit too... furry for my tastes.
>And I am a man of some damned furry tastes.
It's literally just an anthro scalie. What kind of soft core "furry" shit have you been fapping to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 08:51:48 No.29899565 Report

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I don't mind that it's waifubait. Hell, I like plenty of waifumons. But in my opinion, it's just my mom's waifumon.
It's not an interesting or appealing design to me, just pure waifumon with a terrible idle animation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 08:55:09 No.29899593 Report

Quoted By: >>29899778 >>29900176 >>29903629

>>29899350
It can inflict the Poisoned status on Steel and Poison types, but doesn't remove Steel's immunity to Poison type moves. I'm unsure if Steel can still be poisoned by the secondary effect of Poison type moves they're immune to.

Personally I think it's a weird ability to put on a fast mon that's built like a sweeper, especially one that's part Fire and can already deal with Steel types with its STAB. It sure as hell isn't going to be Toxic Stalling anything, so Corrosion seems to be a wasted ability on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 08:55:55 No.29899601 Report

Quoted By: >>29899674

>>29899558
Well, there should be something of a barrier between anthropomorphized pokemon and just slapping tits n' ass on the design itself.

It just feels like there were steps missing.

I mean, for Goodra and Weavile and Medicham it took actual imagination to want to fuck them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:05:27 No.29899674 Report

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>>29899601
Imo porn should stay as close to the source material as possible. Anthro is trash, don't put tits on things that don't have them, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:19:36 No.29899778 Report

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>>29899593
Steel types cannot be poisoned by secondary effects of poison type moves. They can, however, be poisoned by the secondary effects of other move types like Twinneedle--though Salazzle doesn't learn that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:28:49 No.29899874 Report

Quoted By: >>29899901 >>29899909

>>29898466
Is there reason to why this abomination is lizard Vespaquin? Are female lizards stronger than males in real life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:29:40 No.29899887 Report

Quoted By: >>29899901 >>29899956

do you think being poisoned by one could feel good in the right mindset?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:30:43 No.29899898 Report

Quoted By: >>29899909

>>29898466
I'm not excited. It is female only, so this will only fuel the Lizard posters. Heliolisk and Goodra were bad enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:31:14 No.29899901 Report

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>>29899874
Because Ohmori is a Lizardfag. No other reason.

>>29899887
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:31:53 No.29899909 Report

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>>29899874
>are female lizards stronger than males in real life?
Typically yes, although I think the real reason they did it is because they liked the idea of a reverse harem pokemon.

>>29899898
Being female only literally kills all chance of it ending up like goo.dra

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:38:22 No.29899956 Report

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>>29899887
The pheromones as described are basically mind control, so it could probably force you to enjoy it I guess. Though that's less "the right mindset" and more "your mind was forcibly set."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:40:13 No.29899975 Report

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>>29898726
>also saying literal females don't have human characteristics is just?
Go back to tumblr, kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:57:54 No.29900135 Report

Quoted By: >>29903603

>>29898466
> one of two non-tapus/ubs in alola with over 100 speed
she'll get some mileage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 10:04:16 No.29900176 Report

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>>29899593
Typical fucking gamefreak. it should have swapped Merciless with Toxapex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 13:48:28 No.29902177 Report

Quoted By: >>29903609

hell yes. she's sexy as fuck and I love the typing. I'm hoping she's a special attacker. I just got to the farm town on the second island, no idea where salandits are. my team is only brionne and rockruff so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 15:11:32 No.29903520 Report

Quoted By: >>29905470

>>29898576
it's just proof that GF supports the feminazi uprising where all men will be slaves for their female overlords

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 15:13:18 No.29903544 Report

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>>29898466
pre-evolution looks 1,000% better than the final evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 15:14:39 No.29903571 Report

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>>29898466
>I can't wait to use her to finally BTFO M-Venusaur and Heatran
Son, both of those pokemon can anally fuck your gay salamander.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 15:16:34 No.29903603 Report

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>>29900135
Ribombee, Lycanroc, Dugtrio, Salazzle-bury Steak, and Comfey all have 100 Spe or higher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 15:16:49 No.29903609 Report

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>>29902177
They're a bit after where you are, you'll do the water trial and then the fire trial, they're there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 15:17:51 No.29903629 Report

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>>29899593
Does it go through Komala's Comatose? I doubt it but I figure it might be good to know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 16:52:30 No.29905374 Report

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>>29898658
Your question isn't important

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 16:53:45 No.29905394 Report

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I've got a female sandlit on my team waiting to evolve.

I'll tell you later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 16:55:19 No.29905415 Report

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But high speed and Toxic on Steel will automatically guarantee OU regardless of anything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 16:58:22 No.29905455 Report

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>>29898466
everyone is upset because a female only evo is limiting and desappointing, we could have had one for each gender and it would be awesome, and i like salazzle

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Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 16:59:18 No.29905470 Report

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>>29903520

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