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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:17:33 No.29914517 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29914607 >>29914890 >>29914960

I want Pikipek to furiously peck my cranium while Toucannon rips my cheeks with his mighty beak and Trumbeak plays a beautiful opera with his trumpet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:18:18 No.29914536 Report

Quoted By: >>29915004

>trumpet
>water region

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:21:33 No.29914595 Report

Quoted By: >>29914625 >>29914690 >>29914974 >>29915623

I want Nihilego to molest me with it's tentacles and infect me with its poison. The withdrawal symptoms would be unbearable after about 24 hours and I would literally have to drag myself before it, begging for more poison and maybe a tentacle up my ass if I've behaved myself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:22:17 No.29914607 Report

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>>29914517
Fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:22:58 No.29914625 Report

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>>29914595
Jesus dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:26:31 No.29914690 Report

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>>29914595
Hi there, Lusamine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:31:39 No.29914780 Report

Quoted By: >>29914858

Oh! OOOH! LET ME TRY.

I want Dhelmise to spin its steering wheel beneath my nutsack so every rung smacks my balls as it spins. I then want it to wrap its anchor around me and fling me into the ocean and hold me down there until I pass out and as soon as I regain consciousness it dunks me back in, it repeats this until it gets bored and actually lets me drown.

Did I do it right, senpai?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:33:57 No.29914830 Report

Quoted By: >>29914858

I want Pheromosa to _______________________ _________________ ________________________ _hold hands with me_______________ __________________ _________________

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:35:07 No.29914858 Report

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>>29914780
I am rock hard...

>>29914830
...and it's gone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:36:35 No.29914890 Report

Quoted By: >>29915051 >>29915187 >>29915330

>>29914517
I can help you on the first part

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:39:52 No.29914960 Report

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>>29914517
I want Alolan Ninetales to pin me down onto my hands and knees, sinking his teeth into the back of my neck as he delivers the icy hot knot. With each thrust, his claws and teeth would tear my flesh to ribbons. His cum would freeze me from the inside and I'd eventually just be a statue of ice with a permanent ahegao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:40:35 No.29914974 Report

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>>29914595
Go back to Ultra Space, Lusamine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:41:23 No.29914989 Report

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I want to lift with Buzzwole

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:42:08 No.29915004 Report

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>>29914536
>Hoenn
>rotom
>altaria
>gumshoos
>elevator
pick one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:43:23 No.29915038 Report

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I want Bewear to fucking snap my spine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:43:53 No.29915051 Report

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>>29914890
Holy shit, woodpeckers are fuckin brutal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:49:36 No.29915187 Report

Quoted By: >>29915223

>>29914890
I like to imagine me as the baby bird and Pikipek as the woodpecker. We would peck my cranium at 16 pecks per second and proceed to eat my brain like a baby eats mashed potatoes. Then, the mighty bird would furiously peck my belly and rip my guts like a rabid hyena rips a zebra on the savannah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:51:14 No.29915223 Report

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>>29915187
>we
He*
The amazement of being absolutely destroyed by a 30cm tall bird is so high i forgot how to write.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:53:44 No.29915282 Report

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i want primarina to shout at me, as it breaks my eradrums.

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 00:56:16 No.29915330 Report

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>>29914890

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 01:03:06 No.29915475 Report

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I just want to eat a litter of Ralts alive while their mother watches, I dunno what is wrong with all of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 01:06:23 No.29915558 Report

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I want Alolan Muk fill me until I start rapidly barfing blood, and blood splats out from my asshole, and my eyes buldge out. Then I want to be buried next to Trumps grave. And then Gumshoos comes over and yells THATS ALL FOLKS.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 01:09:14 No.29915623 Report

Quoted By: >>29915907

>>29914595
Kiss me Ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love and fill me with your poison
Take me, Ta-ta-take me, Wanna be a victim,
ready for abduction

Nihilego, you're an alien
Your touch so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 01:20:37 No.29915907 Report

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>>29915623
I unironically like that song.

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