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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:26:04 No.29923993 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29924013 >>29924014 >>29924046 >>29924089 >>29924168 >>29926905

Why is Zubat a poison type?
Bats aren't venomous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:27:50 No.29924005 Report

Quoted By: >>29924024

Mice aren't electric.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:28:26 No.29924013 Report

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>>29923993
Did you really come from /v/ just to post this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:28:33 No.29924014 Report

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>>29923993
It's not a bat though. It's a Zubat. Try and keep up here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:30:14 No.29924024 Report

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>>29924005
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:30:49 No.29924028 Report

Quoted By: >>29924085 >>29924144

why is arcanine fire cats aren't fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:31:43 No.29924035 Report

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cows aren't normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:33:09 No.29924046 Report

Quoted By: >>29924055 >>29924090

>>29923993
Since when is Zubat a bat? Did you really have to stop playing Pokemon Go to post this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:34:01 No.29924055 Report

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>>29924046
I think you might be even more retarded than OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:38:10 No.29924085 Report

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>>29924028
>arcanine
>cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:38:44 No.29924089 Report

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>>29923993

weed aint venomous either

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:38:54 No.29924090 Report

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>>29924046
>Zhu-Bat
It's right in its name, it's a chinese bat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:40:15 No.29924101 Report

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why squirtle water? turtle is land. tortoise water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:41:03 No.29924107 Report

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>>29924089
It's toxic to a productive and moral society.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:42:41 No.29924119 Report

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>>29924085
it's clearly a lion-tiger hybrid you dingus since when do dogs have stripes or manes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:43:29 No.29924126 Report

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>>29924090
It's a Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:44:20 No.29924133 Report

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>>29924090

i thought it was meant to be a zoo like those purpose bred animals they put in zoos

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:44:26 No.29924134 Report

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>>29924090
>Chinese bat
>It's poison because of all the pollution
DEEPEST LORE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:45:00 No.29924142 Report

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Why is Onix a rock-type? Onix isn't a rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:45:11 No.29924144 Report

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>>29924028
arcanine is a mythical creature

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:48:52 No.29924168 Report

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>>29923993
bats do carry rabies, though, like a large percentage
they aren't dangerous but if one ever bites you get a shot to be safe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:50:14 No.29924190 Report

Quoted By: >>29924200

>>29924119
That's why it's called Arfeline.

Wait...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:51:07 No.29924200 Report

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>>29924190
no you dummy, it's not ar-canine. it's a combination arcane and nine, the nine being in reference to the fact that cats have nine lives.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:51:43 No.29924205 Report

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>>29924134
Oh shit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:54:12 No.29924226 Report

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>>29924200
Bait

Norp

Norp Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:54:14 No.29924227 Report

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>>29924119
It's a Dog you fucking dolt!

No felid ever to exist has a dog like snout.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:54:44 No.29924236 Report

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>>29924200
>evolves from Growlithe - the puppy pokemon
>evolves into arcane+canine
>based on the mythical Haetae dog

inb4 just pretending to be retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:54:53 No.29924239 Report

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>>29924200
no you are wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:55:07 No.29924240 Report

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>>29924168
It's only about 1%.
Even so, 90% of cases where humans catch rabies can be traced to bats. Though, that's only about 2 cases per year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:56:13 No.29924249 Report

Quoted By: >>29924255 >>29924285

>>29924236
yeah okay lol then why is it burning like a phoenix, a phoenix with nine lives in fact

>>29924227
my dad has worked in felids for six years bub

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:56:56 No.29924255 Report

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>>29924249
>J-j-j-just pretending lol xD
Okay kid, go to bed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:58:03 No.29924268 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:58:50 No.29924279 Report

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>>29924255
your shit "arcanine is a dog for real guys" theory is the only thing that needs to be put to rest here.

Norp

Norp Tue 15 Nov 2016 08:59:11 No.29924285 Report

Quoted By: >>29924301

>>29924249
My father studies religion... does that mean I know anything about religion? No it doesn't.

Also I will say yet again, there is no felid in history to have a long dog-like snout.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:00:53 No.29924301 Report

Quoted By: >>29924319

>>29924285
oh yeah well this is a paki cletus get fisted kid

Norp

Norp Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:02:22 No.29924319 Report

Quoted By: >>29924328

>>29924301
Pakicetus is a cetacean, it's more closely related to whales than cats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:03:18 No.29924328 Report

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>>29924319
>believing the zoologist jew
>2016

yeah thanks (((norp)))

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:03:41 No.29924332 Report

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>>29924279
holy shit how can you be so fucking dense, all this proof throw in your face and you still say that it's a cat. This is fucking funny thanks for making my day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:03:47 No.29924333 Report

Quoted By: >>29924411

>>29924279
>Growlithe is the puppy Pokemon
>Arcane + Canine
>Dog snout
>Based off komainus and haetaes, mythical dogs with lion and tiger features
>"Its magnificent BARK conveys a sense of majesty."; From the pokedex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:03:59 No.29924336 Report

Quoted By: >>29924361

The one who started this whole thing here...

I will admit, Arcanine likely takes inspiration from the "lion-dogs" of Chinese lore similarly to Entei, but I remain firm that its body type is that of a canine.

But even so, trying to compare cats to phoenixes is where I draw the line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:06:37 No.29924361 Report

Quoted By: >>29924416

>>29924336
phoenix and feline have the same latin route of feel which means cat. it's why felix the cat is named as such, as a dual nod to both

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:12:17 No.29924411 Report

Quoted By: >>29924451

>>29924333
puppy in lapitan means cat and given sun/moon is set in hawaii which has had presence of lapitan pottery and thus lapitan culture this is most relevant

already dismissed the thoroughly erroneous canine/dog connection

already brought up the snout solution

if they're mythical that means they're not even real i might as well just draw you a picture that validates all my arguments

cats can bark also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:13:07 No.29924416 Report

Quoted By: >>29924460

>>29924361
felix. seriously. I know you're a troll, but ya made me post anywhay. Felix, latin for happy. and similar to feline. story about happy cat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:13:53 No.29924420 Report

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>this bait worked

Norp

Norp Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:17:52 No.29924451 Report

Quoted By: >>29924460

>>29924411
>puppy in lapitan means cat and given sun/moon is set in hawaii which has had presence of lapitan pottery and thus lapitan culture this is most relevant
Puppy in English means a Dog that is yet to reach sexual maturity.
Additionally Sun/Moon's setting doesn't mean anything to a generation 1 Pokémon.

>already brought up the snout solution
Solution? All you brought up was an early cetacean and you even misspelled it's name.

At least try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:19:39 No.29924460 Report

Quoted By: >>29924486

>>29924416
nope my collins italian-english dictionary says it means lucky try again doggo shill

>>29924451
why the fuck do you think about dogs reaching sexual maturity you queermo lol i guess norp should rename himself to norpedo because he's on the red rocket train lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:21:09 No.29924469 Report

Quoted By: >>29924501

Baits and baited : The Thread

Norp

Norp Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:24:10 No.29924486 Report

Quoted By: >>29924497

>>29924460
Your insults fail to do anything but make me laugh.
Given I am the one man you can't figure out how to make up a bullshit argument against, you resort to insults worse than that of a fourth grader.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:25:23 No.29924497 Report

Quoted By: >>29924512

>>29924486
joke's on you bucko i passed fourth grade back when i was 18 years old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:26:00 No.29924501 Report

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>>29924469
I'm not sure whether to feel sorry I did this or sit here in amusement.

I still need to adapt, it seems.

Norp

Norp Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:27:16 No.29924512 Report

Quoted By: >>29924529

>>29924497
Wow! You must have an IQ of 9.8 billion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:29:21 No.29924529 Report

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>>29924512
iq doesn't even go that high. who's the spack now, 14m88?

Norp

Norp Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:32:01 No.29924563 Report

Quoted By: >>29924570

>>29924529
Technically there is no upper limit to a human's IQ.

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:33:12 No.29924570 Report

Quoted By: >>29924587 >>29925154

>>29924563
no limit to how much of a homo one can be as well judging by your gay ass lol

Norp

Norp Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:34:53 No.29924587 Report

Quoted By: >>29924601 >>29925154

>>29924570
Oh no I was called gay... I guess I have to fucking castrate myself and suffocate on my nuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:36:19 No.29924601 Report

Quoted By: >>29924640

>>29924587
remember to livestream it.

Norp

Norp Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:39:51 No.29924640 Report

Quoted By: >>29924663

>>29924601
(Insert excuse here)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:42:00 No.29924663 Report

Quoted By: >>29924698

>>29924640
(insert my dick in your're mum and your're dumb paki cletus)

Norp

Norp Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:45:24 No.29924698 Report

Quoted By: >>29924723

>>29924663
Oh dear god... you're British.
This is why you're so dumb.

And 50% of brits don't know that milk comes from cows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 09:47:53 No.29924723 Report

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>>29924698
Funnily, I was thinking you're the Brit here. Although I suppose you could well still be one, and could just hate your own kind a lot. Anyway, I think a Pokemon based on a pakicetus would be really neat want to ERP I'm the hyper muscle Lucario male found here https://www.chatzy.com/FurrySex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:01:34 No.29924873 Report

Quoted By: >>29925060

So why is it called Krabby if mine has a jolly nature?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:22:59 No.29925060 Report

Quoted By: >>29925126

>>29924873
>Catch a Primeape.
>It has a Calm nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:29:12 No.29925118 Report

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>>29924107
I actually do my job better when I'm high. I have to make a bunch of very minute exact adjustments that would otherwise frustrate the hell out of me when I'm sober and make it harder for me to focus. When I'm high (not stoned but just a little high) it's easier for me to keep breathing and focus on my movements. Everything in moderation bud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:30:12 No.29925126 Report

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>>29925060
>Catch primeape
>Realize it's actually a cat pig hybrid and not an ape, and the ape actually means "A Pig -Eline"; a pig feline.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:33:11 No.29925154 Report

Quoted By: >>29925170 >>29925185

>>29924570
Lol fucking rekt
>>29924587
Shut up homo XDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:35:01 No.29925170 Report

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>>29925154
Samefag.

Norp

Norp Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:36:39 No.29925185 Report

Quoted By: >>29925195

>>29925154
Oh no!!! I was rekt!

Yeah calling someone gay isn't a burn... it's just a statement that is false eight out of ten times.

You seriously look like you are the average nine year old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:38:20 No.29925195 Report

Quoted By: >>29925280

>>29925185
yes but it's correct 1/1 times for norps or should i say norpedophile because there is a proven connection between homosexuality and being a pedophile

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:38:57 No.29925201 Report

Quoted By: >>29925228

Why is Sandshrew ground type? It's not the ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:41:13 No.29925228 Report

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>>29925201
because sandshrews are used for grounding coffee beans, a task they're well suited for due to their rough hides and biggy diggy claws. sandslashes even more so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:42:21 No.29925239 Report

Quoted By: >>29925250

>>29924119
>Ar-CANINE

It's literally in the name, it's a dog. Isn't growlithe just a puppy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:43:20 No.29925250 Report

Quoted By: >>29925276

>>29925239
Oh look what we have here, boys, another doggo shill.

Arcane. Nine. Nine lives. Phoenix. Cat.

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Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:45:37 No.29925276 Report

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>>29925250

Norp

Norp Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:46:00 No.29925280 Report

Quoted By: >>29925288

>>29925195
>Saying "before sexual maturity" = pedophile

I think you were in a tragic car accident and the contents your entire fucking cranial cavity were crushed in the impact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 10:47:48 No.29925288 Report

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>>29925280
No, I was born this way. They all think I'm beautiful just the way I am, thank you very much. Sometimes my nurse even jerks me off to put me to sleep when I am flailing and mewling too much in the night. Shit is so cash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 13:34:21 No.29926905 Report

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>>29923993
Simple. Dark type didn't exist yet. They should've been retconned but it may have been too drastic of a change...

There has been some overlap with Poison and Dark types before.
Arbok uses the patterns on its body to scare and intimidate its foes.
Umbreon secretes a poisonous sweat. Scrafty spits poison at its enemies.

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