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Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 01:38:29 No.29967530 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>29967600 >>29967680 >>29973189

>Lilligant: As soon as it finds a male to be its partner, the beautiful flower on its head darkens, droops, and withers away.
Does this include humans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 01:40:19 No.29967568 Report

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Petilil is literally my mom's onion

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 01:41:53 No.29967600 Report

Quoted By: >>29967642 >>29967692 >>29970260

>>29967530
>female stops trying and gets ugly after finding a nu-male beta cuck that takes care of her
pokemon is getting too realistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 01:43:39 No.29967642 Report

Quoted By: >>29967699 >>29969261 >>29970260

>>29967600
or the male fucks the flower on her head as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 01:44:50 No.29967680 Report

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>>29967530

By "partner", it means mate, as in, a male to reproduce with. Which means another Pokemon in the Grass Egg Group, like Venusaur or Serperior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 01:45:18 No.29967692 Report

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>>29967600
I imagine that even without the flower petal, Lilligant would still look pretty and looks a heck lot better than other plant pokemons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 01:45:28 No.29967699 Report

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>>29967642
I know I'd try that. It looks so plush and meaty

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 01:47:14 No.29967739 Report

Quoted By: >>29967839

>yfw pokepolice look for guys that only have deflowered Lilligants

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 01:50:48 No.29967839 Report

Quoted By: >>29967860

>>29967739
That's profiling. My Stantler plows the absolute fuck out of Liligant every night

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 01:51:54 No.29967860 Report

Quoted By: >>29968210

>>29967839
>implying you have a Stantler

They caught the guy with that Mega Lopunny. And you're next.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 02:04:33 No.29968210 Report

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>>29967860
>Implying I don't

Fucking xenophobic ass Kalos police. Also, Mega Lopunny? The least attractive pokemon? Wow; the lengths people will go to for sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 02:16:00 No.29968505 Report

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flowers do tend to senesce after pollination. and then her face swells full of ripening children.

awful. flowers are vile

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 02:21:07 No.29968624 Report

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>>29968505
>her face swells full of ripening children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 02:46:48 No.29969261 Report

Quoted By: >>29969290 >>29970224 >>29970260

>>29967642
don't be stupid, of course that's where you fuck it

the flower is the genitals on flowering plants, no exceptions.

Just grab her by the head and ram it in there, while not thinking about what this means for Venusaur and Vileplume. Don't think about it. I mean it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 02:48:11 No.29969290 Report

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>>29969261
I can only get so erect man stop

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 03:26:52 No.29970224 Report

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>>29969261
That is very explicit, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 03:28:32 No.29970260 Report

Quoted By: >>29971567

>>29967600
>>29967642
>>29969261
>they don't know it's an allegory for defloweration, the act of taking a girls virginity

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 04:27:55 No.29971567 Report

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>>29970260
Look I'm putting my dick in it and you can't stop me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 04:32:03 No.29971655 Report

Quoted By: >>29972129 >>29972132 >>29972175

>Hey anon, your Lilligant is as cute as ever! But her flower seems to have withered away.
>Yeah, she found a partner to be together with, that's why. Not hard when I have plenty of Pokémon she can get "along with".
>But anon, you don't have a male Pokémon in the same egg group as Lilligant. What's going on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 04:52:28 No.29972075 Report

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Hah.. get it? Because she is a flower and is being deflowered? Get it?

Hah...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 04:55:35 No.29972129 Report

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>>29971655

Just come up with a sappy story about some unknown Pokemon raping her, and that you didn't want to make her feel any worse by letting anyone else know. Normalfags will eat it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 04:55:45 No.29972132 Report

Quoted By: >>29972205

>>29971655
>He hasn't caught em all
MODS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 04:58:07 No.29972175 Report

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>>29971655
I would say that I release that male pokemon into the wild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 04:59:59 No.29972205 Report

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>>29972132
>catching them all means you have to have every single Pokemon in your party
fucking hacker scum

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 05:01:01 No.29972224 Report

Quoted By: >>29972903

>>29972129
>A Roselia?

>I'LL RAPE IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOOWWWW!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 05:01:53 No.29972241 Report

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>>29972175
You'd instantly out yourself as a pervert. Or they'd think you're gay. It doesn't look good for you either way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 05:41:55 No.29972903 Report

Quoted By: >>29973156

>>29972224

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 05:44:13 No.29972950 Report

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>>29968624
>She vomits seeds all over the place after a month

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 05:54:28 No.29973156 Report

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>>29972903
I've been looking for this for a while. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 05:56:11 No.29973189 Report

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>>29967530
>Toxic Lilli

That's literally a Hex Maniac.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2016 06:07:56 No.29973442 Report

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>>29970224

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