Hey Faggots,
My name is Gladion, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are useless, weak, annoying kids who spend every second of their day capturing weak ass Pokemon. You are everything bad in Alola. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any stronger? I mean, I guess it’s fun having battles for fun because of your own incompetence, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than trying to summon the Ultra Beasts.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best move. I’m pretty much perfect. I was an enforcer of Team Skull, and defied my own mother. What sports do you play, other than “running around completing trials”? I also stole Type:Null, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just battled me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch