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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 14:45:50 No.30036018 View View Reply Original Report

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I only recently found out that Geodude doesn't evolve into Onyx.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 14:50:23 No.30036070 Report

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Some things are better kept to a secret.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 14:55:52 No.30036151 Report

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Didn't know PP was power points

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:01:26 No.30036256 Report

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ve barboach but have a really weird history with it.Back when i was a teenager i had a massive parasite fetish and i would stick a cucumber up my ass and wriggle it around pretending it was a barboach trying to enter my intestines. I remember one time where i was doing it when i thought my parents were out. As you could have guessed my parents came back when i was fantasising about barboach and my mum came into my room when i yelled "BARBOACH DONT LIVE INSIDE ME".I tried to play it off as me shouting at my game, completely forgetting i had a cucumber up my ass. I had a stern talking to that night. Another one i rememeber was when the cucumber snapped and my ass sucked it up. After 3 days i started to get a stomach ache so i told my parents and they took me to a&e and later a psychiatrist

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:04:23 No.30036298 Report

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>>30036018

Let the boys play

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:04:51 No.30036303 Report

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:07:17 No.30036341 Report

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:08:24 No.30036352 Report

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Not that dumb but apparently Ghost isn't SE on Fighting, and Ice doesn't resist Water.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:08:29 No.30036353 Report

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I used to think rock and ground type were the same thing.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:09:46 No.30036368 Report

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>>30036256

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:11:11 No.30036386 Report

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>>30036256
I've shoved a cucumber up my ass too, but that's just fucking weird man.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:12:10 No.30036400 Report

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>>30036256
wtf nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:13:12 No.30036415 Report

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I used to think there was a Sand type

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:16:24 No.30036465 Report

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>>30036256
>this isn't pasta

jesus christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:18:03 No.30036492 Report

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>>30036256
very well crafted pasta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:19:35 No.30036516 Report

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>>30036465
yes it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:22:59 No.30036571 Report

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I always thought the physical-special split existed from the beginning.

E.g. In Gen 3 I thought Hyper Beam was a Special Attack and Leaf Blade was Physical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:24:19 No.30036593 Report

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Until gen VI I thought Kingdra was an alternate evolution of Horsea.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:48:42 No.30036994 Report

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I think I almost had all 8 bades in X before realizing/remembering that Fight is SE against Fairy type

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:49:52 No.30037012 Report

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>>30036994
*badges

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:52:49 No.30037070 Report

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I used to think that Slowbro evolved into Slowking

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 15:55:35 No.30037112 Report

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>>30036994
No it isn't you retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:02:21 No.30037229 Report

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>>30036018
When I first played pokemon as a snot nosed brat, I didn't know where my pokemon were sent after I caught 6. So I played with the first 6 I caught for a few hours and then just restarted my game. I'll never forget the day I discovered that the pc was in the pokemon center.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:05:20 No.30037285 Report

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>>30036018
That's a whole new level of retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:05:42 No.30037293 Report

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>>30036256
You're supposed too have a condom on the cucumber that way in case it snaps you can still pull it out whole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:09:54 No.30037371 Report

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Not my stupidity, but a friend of mine quit the Pokémon series at gen 1 because as a child he didn't realise that the doormats inside buildings signified an exit.

He was stuck in his house.

I guess these are the players the modern games are made for.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:11:39 No.30037396 Report

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>>30036018
Why do niggers dance so well?

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:11:54 No.30037399 Report

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>>30036018
literally just finding this out now

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:15:23 No.30037452 Report

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I only found out about the whole switch/set thing about Pokemon rotation last month.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:23:39 No.30037625 Report

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>>30036018

Wasn't allowed to play Pokémon as a kid, so when my older brother gave me a copy of blue, I had no concept of "types" for the Pokémon, gave up the game when my level 30 charmander couldn't carry me through misty's gym

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:26:03 No.30037681 Report

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20 years later I still pronounce it as "Rat-a-tat"

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:36:15 No.30037878 Report

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>>30037681
Isn't that how you pronounce it....?

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:37:15 No.30037896 Report

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>>30037878
There's no t at the end

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:37:40 No.30037903 Report

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Until recently, I thought Ghost was weak to Ground. Probably from using it against Gengar in first gen

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:37:53 No.30037909 Report

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>>30037681
It's not Rat-a-ta-ta?

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:38:38 No.30037917 Report

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>>30037878
No t on the end.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:38:47 No.30037920 Report

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>>30037878
...There's no "T" at the end of Rattata, anon.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:39:39 No.30037938 Report

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>>30037371
Shamefully, I can relate. I got stuck in my house in Gold/Silver for a good 15 minutes before realizing that.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:39:44 No.30037941 Report

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Until yesteday i thought Mightyena was called "Nightyena"

I also didn't knew Scyther was a Kanto mon

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:40:40 No.30037955 Report

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>>30037938
I got stuck in Bugsy's gym and was unable to progress because I didn't realize the grass sapces were walkable.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:40:42 No.30037957 Report

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>>30037903
> I thought Ghost was weak to Ground
It's not? I always thought it was, but most ghost types had levitate/flying typing.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:41:03 No.30037964 Report

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>>30037896
>>30037909
>>30037917
Oh shit, I feel stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:42:15 No.30037984 Report

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Until shamefully recently I thought it was Ursarang not Ursaring. It has a ring on it's chest for fuck sake.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:42:16 No.30037987 Report

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>>30037957
No. Poison is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:42:55 No.30038005 Report

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Every now and then while competitive battling I won't use Earthquake against pokemon like Magnezone because come on, they're clearly levitating!
There has been no sign of this behaviour stopping.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:43:58 No.30038028 Report

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I come here regularly even though the last game I played all the way through was Black and White.
Might finish Sun though.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:44:37 No.30038042 Report

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>>30037987
I cannot believe this. It always made sense to me since ghosts are related to the dead, and you bury the dead underground.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:47:38 No.30038107 Report

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>constantly shitting on the Pokemon for not being grass/bug since reveal
>thinking game freak was doing their typical missed opportunity typing a
>recently see HA is contrary
>Realize this means it's the opposite of an orchid mantis pretending to be a plant, it's a plant pretending to be a bug
I feel stupid, but I don't mind him as much anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:47:40 No.30038108 Report

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>>30038042
Now that you put it that way, it would make more sense than ground being super effective against poison types.
One of the few super effective things that I still can't rationalize.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:49:30 No.30038144 Report

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>>30038107
I enjoy pajamaplant not-mantis.
It's a cutie

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 16:51:03 No.30038178 Report

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I was stuck on Lt. Surge's gym for a few hours cuz of the fucking switches.
Caught everything but Octillery in Gold because of how it looked on top of not realizung that leveling up Remoraid a single level or two would do it. Surely Game Freak wouldn't put a Pokemon on a route where it could evolve straight away

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 17:45:17 No.30039293 Report

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>>30038108
Found this.
The advantage of the ground type versus poison type is reasonable because the toxicity of many poisons is annulled when combined with the earth, which would lead to chemical changes in the body of venomous Pokémon, causing more damage than normal.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 17:47:22 No.30039330 Report

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>>30036256
Holy shit.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 17:50:34 No.30039394 Report

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>>30036018
Yeah, just found out recently that Dark and Shadow moves go through Steel types.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 17:52:39 No.30039430 Report

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>>30038107

fucking idiot where were you day fucking one when everyone was saying this

it was obvious from the very beginning

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Nov 2016 18:19:25 No.30039958 Report

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I didn't know Zygarde wasn't an event legendary until two months ago
If im being fair to myself, I didn't even touch X/Y's endgame stuff

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