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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 09:26:53 No.30086539 View View Reply Original Report

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HAHA HEY /SO/
WOAH COOL POKEMON YOU GOT THERE HAHA
LOOK I PICK THE POKEMON WEAK TO YOURS
LET'S BATTLE!!!!
WOAAAAHH THAT GAVE ME CHICKEN SKIN!!! YOU BEAT ME SO GOOD I'LL SURE GIVE IT MY ALL TOMORROW WOOO WEEE
MAN CAN I JUST SUCK YOUR DICK? CAN I JUST GET ON THE GROUND AND SUCK THE CUM OUT OF YOUR COCK?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 09:28:30 No.30086562 Report

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No, stop right now OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 09:31:16 No.30086591 Report

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>you will never verbally abuse a chubby trans hau and then rape her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 09:34:38 No.30086619 Report

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>>30086539
I want to make a man out of Hau.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 09:35:20 No.30086627 Report

Quoted By: >>30086718 >>30086732 >>30086770 >>30089952

3rd generation ruined rivals into shallow let me suck your cock no personality retards. Gen 4 at least tried to make good with Barry. But that's it.

I got excited to fight red/blueand Gold/silver because they talked mad game when you felt confident, why would I want a random encounter with what basically is a fanboy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 09:39:17 No.30086683 Report

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They did it so that the first champion challenger would have had the not chosen starter so that he wouldn't be at a disadvantage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 09:39:53 No.30086691 Report

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>>30086539
Are you going to post this everyday?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 09:41:54 No.30086718 Report

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>>30086627
Wally is from gen 3 you retarded frogposter.
>Gary
Fuck off with your anime shit.

Also talking mad game is useless if you can't back it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 09:42:57 No.30086732 Report

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>>30086627
Even if you edit the post you're still a retarded frogposter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 09:43:27 No.30086735 Report

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>>30086591
>trans
>her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 09:46:47 No.30086760 Report

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>>30086591
>you will never kill all bratposters

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 09:47:27 No.30086768 Report

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>>30086539
>you will never call him a nigger and tell him to stop following you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 09:47:34 No.30086770 Report

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>>30086627
Gladion is the actual rival

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 10:29:29 No.30087170 Report

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>>30086539
Y... you too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 10:34:25 No.30087226 Report

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>>30086539
WE WUZ POKEYMAN TRAINERZ N SHIIIIEEET

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 11:14:30 No.30087693 Report

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dubs decide what if autism wolf becomes fast doggo or I LIKE THAT JUMP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 11:15:29 No.30087706 Report

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does Hau have the 'tism?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 11:19:57 No.30087784 Report

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>>30086539
Fuck this faggot. And I thought the X and Y Disney World chaperone kids were bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 11:40:35 No.30088008 Report

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>>30087693
TURJN IT IHNT) SDHADOW!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 12:01:14 No.30088337 Report

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>>30087693
midnight dog only good dog

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 12:02:45 No.30088352 Report

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>>30087693
Release it after evolving it into the surperior fast doggo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 12:04:38 No.30088371 Report

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he beat me when we landed on the third island

i have never wanted to kill myself more

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 13:42:45 No.30089572 Report

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>>30088371
Same. All of my Pokemon were too slow and and frail and got sweeped by his Raichu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 13:49:41 No.30089676 Report

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>>30089572
>slow and frail mon
Release your party immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 13:54:27 No.30089754 Report

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>>30086619
Courtney no raping.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 13:55:28 No.30089769 Report

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>>30086539
>MAN CAN I JUST SUCK YOUR DICK? CAN I JUST GET ON THE GROUND AND SUCK THE CUM OUT OF YOUR COCK?
Yes you can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:01:16 No.30089860 Report

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>>30089676
They all got much better once they reached their final evolution. I had no problem with Hau at any other point in the game except that one battle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:05:15 No.30089915 Report

Quoted By: >>30090048

>>30086539
Hau a qt.

I bet he has a big D.
I bet he's good and loving in bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:05:54 No.30089926 Report

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>>30086539
>CHICKEN

what is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:06:52 No.30089937 Report

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As soon as he got a raichu it wiped my team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:08:08 No.30089952 Report

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>>30086627
>doesn't mention N
Stupid frog.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:14:59 No.30090048 Report

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>>30089915
DELETE THIS!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:17:14 No.30090080 Report

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>>30090048
:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:23:16 No.30090183 Report

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>>30090080
>fat
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:25:07 No.30090212 Report

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>>30086539
M A L A S A D A S H O P S

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:26:59 No.30090253 Report

Quoted By: >>30090276

>>30090183
More like slightly chubby.

Too much candy and malasadas, not enough running around on the islands prior to doing pokemon stuff?
Don't worry, he's probably /fit/ at the end of the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:28:07 No.30090276 Report

Quoted By: >>30090332

>>30090253
He's not fat or "chubby" in the game, it just makes that pic lame.

>TFW no good Hau shota yet, only well-drawn stuff is straight
I mean I can make do but his butthole is throbbing so hard for the player character I figured there'd be a mountain of shota porn by now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:30:04 No.30090307 Report

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>>30086539
>Have these malasadas Hau!
>Oh, and here's Psychic for you, Player

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:32:04 No.30090332 Report

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>>30090276
Well, the game isn't out in europe yet, so there's a whole continent worth of perverts who might just need to be properly introduced to him.
I just hope that Hau recieves more attention than most other 'rivals' before him. He's cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:34:00 No.30090358 Report

Quoted By: >>30090947

>Battles you can't afford to lose aren't much fun at all.
>I'm sorry, [Player]. It's all my fault...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:42:37 No.30090473 Report

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>>30086539
Hau picks his Pokemon first. You're the asshole who chose a type advantage after him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 14:51:44 No.30090625 Report

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>>30090473
>You pick the starter that's strong against his
>He just wants to have fun and you just want to win
>he failed to protect the kid's Yungoos from Team Skull while you took it back effortlessly
>you become Champion while he just wanted to be strong enough to succeed Hala as Melemele Kahuna
>you even cuck him out of confessing to Lillie and she leaves before he gets the chance
This is even worse than XY.
The player was the real asshole rival all along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:08:09 No.30090880 Report

Quoted By: >>30093050

>>30090625
Don't worry, Hau get's his Happy End because you make it all up to him when you spend the rest of your life in a happily monogamous relationship based on mutual respect and love for each other and your pokemon.
Also Kukui will test all his new moves on your mum, as is tradition. She likes it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:11:38 No.30090939 Report

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>>30086539
>This what? Or 4th battle? Yeah, I'm just going to continue using only 2 pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:12:20 No.30090947 Report

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>>30090358
Christ, I completely forgot about CustomRobo...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:13:09 No.30090954 Report

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>>30086539
Hau is cute! Cute! I want him to suck the cum out of my cock!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:13:10 No.30090956 Report

Quoted By: >>30091239

>>30087693
You know what to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:29:06 No.30091239 Report

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>>30090956
>not getting dubs
Suck my dick N

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:32:18 No.30091303 Report

Quoted By: >>30091335 >>30091442 >>30092025

>>30090473
>>30090625
Hau teaches you the meaning of being a pokemon trainer.
Not to be competitive all the time, but to enjoy the adventure, have fun with your friends.
It's not about being the best, being the champion. It's about enjoying yourself.

Being with Hau makes you want to be the best version of yourself.

If that ain't true love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:34:27 No.30091335 Report

Quoted By: >>30091444

>>30091303
Too bad Lillie is already on my dick by the middle of the fucking game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:40:12 No.30091439 Report

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Hau's design makes me think of Etrian Odyssey characters for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:40:30 No.30091442 Report

Quoted By: >>30091467

>>30091303
Nah, Hau can suck a dick, he didn't have the drive to be competitive. That's what you need to be a good trainer. The will to be strong and a sense of adventure.

Lillie was the one who showed us the value of adventuring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:40:34 No.30091444 Report

Quoted By: >>30091478 >>30091484

>>30091335
Got to have some low-quality hetero-bait to keep Moral Guardians from flipping the fuck out.

Falling for the straight-bait instead of the clearly superior good-natured best friend is pretty pathetic desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:41:50 No.30091467 Report

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>>30091442
>Nah, Hau can suck a dick
I mean... Yeah, wasn't that the entire point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:42:15 No.30091478 Report

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>>30091444
Right, now I know it's you, Haufag. Fuck off and take your wasted trips with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:42:36 No.30091484 Report

Quoted By: >>30091498

>>30091444
>Exactly the same when you play as Chicken
>Straight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:43:16 No.30091498 Report

Quoted By: >>30091528

>>30091484
>playing as chicken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:44:54 No.30091528 Report

Quoted By: >>30091550

>>30091498
>Not playing as the little girl and trying to self insert on to her

Fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:46:03 No.30091550 Report

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>>30091528
>Self-inserting into a little girl
Mentally sick tranny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:47:08 No.30091575 Report

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>>30091550
>inserting into a little girl

On to, I said on to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:49:43 No.30091633 Report

Quoted By: >>30097518

>>30090625
>you have that smug smile at all times no matter what's going on
>paired with sun glasses you look like the biggest snuggest asshole in the game

We truly have become the asshole rival. We even got the girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:49:52 No.30091635 Report

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>>30091550
>not wanting to be the little girl
Get the fuck out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:50:48 No.30091650 Report

Quoted By: >>30091678

>>30091575
Just as bad.

>Female anything anytime anywhere
How does it feel to be inferior in every way?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:52:17 No.30091678 Report

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>>30091650
Good. Really good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 15:52:30 No.30091684 Report

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>>30086539
Chicken skin overal. Mooi verhaal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 16:02:33 No.30091880 Report

Quoted By: >>30091997

>>30086770
>you will never allow Gladion to freeload at your home and take your time grooming him into a sex slave.

Why even live

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 16:08:24 No.30091997 Report

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>>30091880
>Gladion
>Not Ilima and Hau
Meh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 16:10:01 No.30092025 Report

Quoted By: >>30092063

>>30091303

Hau = Jeb Bush

MC = Trump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 16:13:01 No.30092063 Report

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>>30092025
The love-story writes itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 16:14:28 No.30092094 Report

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>>30087693
Evolve it into Stoutland

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 16:14:55 No.30092100 Report

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>>30090625
Don't forget that even if he did get to confess, he'd have still been turned down hard considering bitch was already basically calling you family in her speech to Nebby

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 16:20:39 No.30092190 Report

Quoted By: >>30092330

ITT: pedophiles

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 16:29:25 No.30092330 Report

Quoted By: >>30092350

>>30092190
I just thought of something...
A pokemon can go from being an egg to fully grown within hours, sometimes even minutes.

Is it pedophilia to fuck, say, an arcanine that hatched just a few hours ago but is already level 70 or so?

Is it child-sex-slavery to put a freshly hatched pokemon into daycare to produce more eggs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 16:30:40 No.30092350 Report

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>>30092330
Fuckin' hell, whenever you think Pokemon can't get more messed up...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 16:32:24 No.30092379 Report

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>>30086539
STOP FUCKING JUMPING IN PLACE ALREADY

ALL I LITERALLY DID WAS JUST WALK OUT OF A POKEMON CENTER

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 17:06:56 No.30093050 Report

Quoted By: >>30095039

>>30090880
>Kukui fucking someone other than his wife
Nah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 17:08:12 No.30093086 Report

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>>30087693
Pingas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 17:12:36 No.30093184 Report

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>>30086591
DID YOU JUST DEFINED ITS GENDER FAGGOT HOW DEAR YOU DO THAT FUCK YOU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 18:49:39 No.30095039 Report

Quoted By: >>30095444

>>30093050
It's tradition for the professor guy to fuck the single-mother.
I mean, Prof. Oak - Alolan Form could do it as well but I think Kukui is a badass motherfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 19:00:30 No.30095267 Report

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I just fought Hau in the Pokemon League and it was pretty cool, he finally got serious and admitted his weakness

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 19:06:09 No.30095364 Report

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>>30087693
literally my moms huckleberry hound

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 19:07:23 No.30095380 Report

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>>30087693
Name it fugdug

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 19:07:38 No.30095386 Report

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>>30086539
>CAN I JUST GET ON THE GROUND AND SUCK THE CUM OUT OF YOUR COCK?
Do it, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 19:08:41 No.30095405 Report

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>>30087693
Release it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 19:09:17 No.30095415 Report

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>>30088371
I just had a pokemon take a hit from psychic, and then Hau switched his Raichu and had Marowak build up speed using Flame Charge for 12 turns trying to ko Leafeon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 19:10:10 No.30095430 Report

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>>30053746

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 19:10:56 No.30095444 Report

Quoted By: >>30095630

>>30095039
Your mother isn't single, you have things given to you by your dad in your room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 19:16:18 No.30095539 Report

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DUDE MALASADAS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 19:18:50 No.30095584 Report

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>>30087693
DAY DOG

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 19:20:45 No.30095622 Report

Quoted By: >>30095822

>Hau, you get a bag of malasadas
>And MC, you get the TM for Psychic

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 19:21:12 No.30095630 Report

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>>30095444
divorce

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 19:22:21 No.30095648 Report

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>>30087693
day pupper

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 19:30:36 No.30095822 Report

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>>30095622
>implying he needs it

Hau proceded to hammer my electric resist with Psychic soon after that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 20:29:17 No.30097316 Report

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So if he's usually a nice submissive bottom does Hau turn into a super dominant ultra-top when he snaps?

Nobody can be this nice without flipping out once in a while...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 20:35:21 No.30097518 Report

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>>30091633
I DID THE EXACT SAME THING WITH SUNGLASSES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 20:36:57 No.30097568 Report

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>>30086539
Hau's a raging fag but at least he's not as bad as the peanut gallery from X and Y. Holy shit those fuckers were the absolute worst rivals/companions of any gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 20:38:18 No.30097603 Report

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>>30086539
I like Hau, he gives me stuff and doesn’t make me do anything other than battle him, which gives me exp and money so that is fine with me.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 20:44:46 No.30097773 Report

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Reminder that Hau will be her new husband

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