>Watch as all 20 years of pokemon all come together in this latest game!
>tired of genwun pandering? we here at nintendo believe its the only way we're going to make money!
>watch as all the cool new pokemon designs have shit stats or terrible abilities!
Woowow thatzzzz funnie xD
>Watch as you get the most hand holding game since those old library puzzle games!
Go to thezzttt big marker on your mappzzzttt im making hilarious commentarzzzyyyzztt
>watch as you watch dialog around your character constantly!
>Want to soft reset for a good nature on your starter?
becuazzzzyy u want a ur am autistzzt Xd
>watch a 5 minute cutsceen each time!
>enjoy the silence and discovery the game was once famed for?
>CUTSCEEN
>CUTSCEEN
>CUTSCEEN
>Ever want the most test audience approved characters? we're buried in them!
>look at all this japanese stuff IN HAWAII!
itzzzt so japeaneesszzzt
>we brought back everyone's favorite EXP share!
>and we made all the world trainers never have more than 2 pokemon!!!!
>more free max revives than all the previous titles combined
fuck i didn't think i could hate rotom anymore than i did previously with that stupid washer going around