>>30101193A defensive pokemon with the highest mixed defenses of all time? Oh don't worry just use Toxic on--
Well, okay, but I'm sure it has a 4x weakness to somethi--
Sure, fine, great defenses and no 4x weakness, but at least it doesn't have any reliable recove-- oh for fuck's sake Gamefreak
I would just have to assume that Gamefreak added some kind of great pokemon alongside this one that is a direct counter, and it's not like this pokemon will be able to beat everything else including Legendar--
FUCKING SHIT GAMEFREAK! I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT HERE!
Ok, fine, even though this retarded pokemon has no counter-strategies, unwarranted high defensive stats, annoying status conditions, takes no skill to utilize, has the best recovery possible, and ruins fun for everybody involved, at least we peons can take solace in the fact that it doesn't have a great signature move that makes fighting against it a frustrating coin flip. Right? Right Gamefreak?
Wait, you did what? You actually... you gave it what? Are you fucking serious? You know what, no, just fuck this game, fuck you, fuck pokemon, and fuck toxapex. I'm out of here.
