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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 09:11:52 No.30114949 View View Reply Original Report

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Can half-Pokemon, half-human hybrids ever exist? Can there ever be true love in the world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 09:15:38 No.30114976 Report

Quoted By: >>30114982

no humans are not in the same egg group as pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 09:16:28 No.30114982 Report

Quoted By: >>30116846

>>30114976
>human-like

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 09:16:56 No.30114985 Report

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>>30114949
No. Humans aren't in the any of the Pokemon Egg Groups. They can't make babies with Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 09:18:53 No.30115002 Report

Quoted By: >>30122542

>>30114949
Mewtwo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 09:22:45 No.30115048 Report

Quoted By: >>30117192

>>30114949
they used to according to 4th gen
theres a human like egg group
we have no proof humans don't lay eggs in the pokemon world
actually the lack of pregnancies would be caused by that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 09:24:21 No.30115077 Report

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a better question is, would you BE a Pokemon if science progressed like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 09:56:00 No.30115431 Report

Quoted By: >>30116314 >>30117442

>>30114949
according to game lore, we used to fuck them, at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 11:26:37 No.30116314 Report

Quoted By: >>30116797 >>30117006 >>30117042

>>30115431
[citation needed]

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 11:27:25 No.30116322 Report

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>>30114949
Go to bed Lusamine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 11:37:14 No.30116412 Report

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>>30114949
Lusamine, no you cant have little jellyfish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 11:50:34 No.30116542 Report

Quoted By: >>30119584

>>30114949
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 11:55:26 No.30116573 Report

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>>30114949
Pokémon don't hybrid, the child is the same species as the mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 12:19:12 No.30116797 Report

Quoted By: >>30121563

>>30116314
are you stupid
this is common knowledge
did you even play forth gen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 12:23:12 No.30116846 Report

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>>30114982
>human-like
>"Like"
>As in "Not human, just similar to humans"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 12:37:41 No.30117006 Report

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>>30116314
Gen IV or Gen V, one of the history books say that humans and Pokemon once lives as equals and even married.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 12:41:53 No.30117042 Report

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>>30116314
Canalave Library, Sinnoh.

It was deemed 2lewd for the West and toned down slightly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 12:56:38 No.30117192 Report

Quoted By: >>30117442

>>30114949
no
humans get pregnant, they don't lay eggs
>>30115048
>actually the lack of pregnancies
>what is gen 5
>who is clerk trisha

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 13:19:53 No.30117442 Report

Quoted By: >>30117648

>>30115431
There are lots of not so subtle innuendos in some fan art. It's completely plausible that in that world intercourse happens. The games don't talk about it just because "you haven't asked".

I think breeding rules apply though.
Human female x Pokemon male = Human child
Human male x Pokemon female = Pokemon child

>>30117192
>humans get pregnant, they don't lay eggs
There is no evidence of neither one of the other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 13:34:30 No.30117648 Report

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>>30117442
>There is no evidence of neither one of the other
read the last two lines of my post, dipshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 13:37:05 No.30117689 Report

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>>30114949
No you fucking furfag. Kill yourself, your fan fiction will never be real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 14:03:55 No.30118070 Report

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>>30114949
Why hydrids?
Anybody can grab a geodude and fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 14:11:25 No.30118166 Report

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>>30114949
Telekenetics like Sabrina and Olivia, Mediums and fairy tale girls, and anyone who can produce Aura all likely descend from Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 14:12:29 No.30118181 Report

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>>30118166
>Olivia

Fuck, meant Olympia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 14:12:43 No.30118184 Report

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>>30114949
Go to bed, verlis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 14:13:07 No.30118191 Report

Quoted By: >>30118204

>>30118166
It's the other way around, anon. People with Psychic powers sometimes become Kadabras.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 14:14:24 No.30118204 Report

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>>30118191
I thought that was Drowzees

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 14:25:34 No.30118360 Report

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>>30114949
Even if they were compatible the breeding process would function the same way in that the child would be the same species as the mother.

So no hybrids.

Also stop remaking this thread already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 15:49:09 No.30119584 Report

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>>30116542

That explains Ash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 15:50:57 No.30119619 Report

Quoted By: >>30119691 >>30122776

Is anyone going to post the comic with the Gardevoir and Gothitelle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 15:54:09 No.30119691 Report

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>>30119619

I'm surprised no one hasn't.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 16:01:00 No.30119826 Report

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If a two-foot tall house cat and a forty-foot long whale can produce a fertile offspring that's always the mother's species, what would it matter who (or what, for that matter) the father is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 16:09:10 No.30119961 Report

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>>30117042
wew, didnt know about the nip text

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 16:11:49 No.30119994 Report

Quoted By: >>30120017

>>30114949
Offspring would be the species of the mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 16:13:38 No.30120017 Report

Quoted By: >>30120392 >>30120624 >>30121904

>>30119994
This concept still makes 0 sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 16:35:09 No.30120392 Report

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>>30120017
Pokemon genes work like the Asarii from Mass Effect. What do you think happened to all the "normal" animals?

Chances are they were bred to extinction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 16:47:16 No.30120624 Report

Quoted By: >>30120861

>>30120017
The manga decided "All pokemon are actually 1 species and all Pokemon are just subspecies. Everything is descended from Mew, which is for all intents and purposed "the purebred" and the DNA is more malleable than humans or animals via the same psychic shit that Mew has, is actually the spychic shit everything has expressed in different ways. Some subspecies are close enough to breed."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 17:02:19 No.30120861 Report

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>>30120624
You realize that all life on planet earth can trace it's lineage to a single point too, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 17:38:44 No.30121563 Report

Quoted By: >>30122194 >>30122289

>>30116797
>>30117006
>>30117042
>citing a book of folktales as historical documents

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 17:56:09 No.30121904 Report

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>>30120017
What i inagine the female's egg provides full genetic information of their species and is only "activated" by the male's sperm. There is very little genetic contribution by the male, which is just a few innate traits and natural abilities a la egg moves.

I'm not sure how human/Pokemon crossbreeding would work with this system of genetic. Presumably human females wouldn't be able to bear Pokemon children since the male doesn't provide enough compatible genetic information, but a human male might be able to impregnate a female Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 18:10:35 No.30122194 Report

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>>30121563
Mythology often has quite a bit of truth once you peel back the more fantastic elements.
Troy and the Trojan War were real things, after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 18:15:09 No.30122289 Report

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>>30121563
you're the kind of guy that believes we aren't apes right
the kind who thinks every animal has always existed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 18:22:10 No.30122462 Report

Quoted By: >>30122667

>>30114949
>Humans are animals in real world
>Pokemon take animals' place in the pokeworld
>Humans are pokemon

there is some point in (pre)history where some of our ancestors could be considered humans and some animals. Of course they fucked each others
the same thing happened in the world of pokemon, at some point someone who could be considerd human fucked someone who wuold be categorized ad pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 18:25:26 No.30122542 Report

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>>30115002

Only in the Manga.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 18:30:58 No.30122667 Report

Quoted By: >>30122766

>>30122462

Pure Fanon!. Pokémon are not replacement for animals.

Animals exist in the Pokémon Earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 18:35:24 No.30122766 Report

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>>30122667
Huntails have been known to take down Indian elephants with their sneak attacks.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Nov 2016 18:35:41 No.30122776 Report

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>>30119619

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