>>30125226What the pew did you just pewing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seels, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Ola, and I have 200 BST.
I am trained in Oranguru warfare and I’m the top Nebby in the entire of Alola. You are nothing to me but just another bag. I will escape the pew out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my nebbing words.
You think you can get away with putting me in the bag? Think again, pew. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Cosmog across the region and your ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Z-Splash, Wimpod. The Z-Splash that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re pewing fainted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can faint you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Teleport.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of two moves and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Ash-Greninja off the face of the continent, you little Shiinotic. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your pewing tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Arceusdamn idiot. I will Muk fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re pewing dead, kiddo.
I tried. 
