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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 09:53:34 No.30145133 View View Reply Original Report

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>go to https://randompokemon.com/
>generate one random Pokemon
>make an edgy dex entry for that Pokemon

Every time Ditto transforms it experiences intense pain due to the incomplete nature of its existence. It hides the constant pain it feels by transforming its face show no emotion.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:01:02 No.30145247 Report

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>>30145133
>Meowstic
It has severe autism, and everybody hates it

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:01:05 No.30145250 Report

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The reason this Pokémon rubs cheeks to share stored electricity is that if it runs out of charge all function in its body ceases.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:01:55 No.30145259 Report

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>Mimikyu
Alreadyhas an edgy dex entry, so let's up the edge a little bit.
>While it admires Pikachu and wishes to be recognized like one, it is also jealous of Pikachu for being capable of evolution. It is said that seeing a Raichu sends it into a blind rage, where it tears the Raichu apart for simply existing

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:06:52 No.30145334 Report

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>>30145247
so it's hexfags?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:07:32 No.30145346 Report

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>Klingklang, the Gear Pokémon
When the gears of Klingklang's body grind against each another, it wears itself down, slowly becoming nothing.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:09:38 No.30145374 Report

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It was used to execute prisoners in ancient times via the application of high voltage electricity.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:11:42 No.30145405 Report

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>Huntail
The head on it's tail is it's deformed, undeveloped twin.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:12:13 No.30145415 Report

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>It's said that it contains the soul of an ancient warrior that was slain in battle

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:12:18 No.30145416 Report

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>Trevenant
Originally a tree once used for public lynchings, Trevenant has been reanimated and posessed by the souls of those wrongfully hung on its branches. Only one goal crosses its mind: kill those who killed it

Sorry if it's not sufficiently edgy, I'm tired and not used to edgy

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:12:35 No.30145420 Report

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>>30145133
>METANG
Metang's use magnetism to attach wild Beldums onto it's arm rods. It can fire these at great speeds to cause explosions so strong they can take down 60 Indian elephants

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:16:05 No.30145462 Report

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>Occasionally, swarms of Unown coordinate to form messages. Invariably, these decode to expressions of mental agony.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:21:00 No.30145521 Report

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>Gardevoir

If treated with care, this Pokemon is unfailingly loyal to its Trainer, to the point that it will end its own life if they should pass before it does.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:22:18 No.30145541 Report

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When it catches a Rattata, it will play with the prey until it is exhausted before finally ending its misery when it grows bored. They have been known to leave presents for their Trainer in the form of dead rodent Pokemon.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:28:27 No.30145630 Report

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Due to its slow nature, Swalot would cover the opening of a burrow with its mouth waiting for the inhabitant to leave only to become the next meal.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:32:36 No.30145670 Report

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>Hydreigon
Each head retains just enough sentience to attack individually, and each is uniquely cruel to its prey.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:34:06 No.30145692 Report

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>The favorite food of this Pokemon is Vanilluxe. It licks the delicious frost off of their heads before biting and devouring their bodies with great enjoyment.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:39:02 No.30145759 Report

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The dreaded warrior Pokemon, sought out by many trainers for it's power which it is very proud of

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:40:09 No.30145783 Report

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>Registeel
People feared its power thousands of years ago so locked it up. They had good reasons too. Registeel would often raid villages using its immense strength to crush the skulls of children and to overpower women and rape them. Its cold metallic heart never felt remorse for its actions.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:40:33 No.30145790 Report

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>>30145259
>mimikyu
>edgy
Bit past your kiddo ain't it?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:43:46 No.30145836 Report

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Sewaddle:
>It is small and frail. If it's leafy garment gets removed, it will easily be discovered by predators. It is favored by avian Pokémon as a delicacy.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:43:51 No.30145838 Report

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>Yveltal

Yveltal is a very lonely Pokemon who wishes nothing more than to make a friend. Unfortunately, this is impossible because every living being it approaches dies from the presence of Yveltal's aura.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:44:00 No.30145841 Report

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>>30145790
>>make an edgy dex entry for that Pokemon
Go to bed kid.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:44:00 No.30145842 Report

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Whenever a Cadbury Cream Egg is becoming stale, it sometimes grows 2 gross antennae out of it's top and develops something similar to a conciousness.
You better eat your cream eggs.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:49:14 No.30145910 Report

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An artificial Pokémon created from data. Many scientists to believe that it is cold and unfeeling, which leads to it being used for experiments and dangerous task

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:49:23 No.30145914 Report

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Has the power to escape bags, what a rebel

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:49:47 No.30145919 Report

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>>30145838
ow rough

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:51:16 No.30145943 Report

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>>30145133
Wooper:
It marches down the street yelling "fuck niggers"

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:51:47 No.30145950 Report

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>>30145841
He said mimikyu's entry was already edgy. I recommend trying to learn how to read before you post.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:53:22 No.30145965 Report

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>>30145950
>implying it already isn't

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:54:33 No.30145977 Report

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It can create scorching heat just by barking. Trainers who seek this rare Pokémon often recieve injuries worse than third degree burns after encountering this elusive beast.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:55:40 No.30145990 Report

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>>30145977

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 10:59:26 No.30146033 Report

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It comes to shallow water and do a beautiful dance to attract swimmers. Once enticed, Gorebyss would coil around their limbs making their way back into the sea with their newly caught prey, drowning them before consuming them.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 11:02:49 No.30146070 Report

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>Megnezone
Since it lacks hands, it controls uses electromagnetic waves to control people and then uses those peoples to conduct experiments on humans and Pokémon. It then transmits those results to unknown places.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 11:04:07 No.30146083 Report

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>>30146033
>>30146070
Learn basic english you fucking nigger

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 11:06:19 No.30146121 Report

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Lunatone is created from space debris within the stratosphere, when they get too heavy they crash into earth with such great force they break into pieces once more. Minior shells are often found to have large pieces of Lunatone.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 11:07:26 No.30146135 Report

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>>30146083
>Magnezone
Since it lacks hands, it uses electromagnetic waves to control people and then uses those people to conduct experiments on humans and Pokémon. It then transmits those results to unknown places.

Is this better, senpai?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 11:08:00 No.30146138 Report

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>>30146083
You learnt to read not basic english cracker Jack.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 11:28:26 No.30146345 Report

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Weedle is highly poisonous. Apparantly its poison is so potent it will put you into shock, slowly dying in agonising pain over 2 weeks. However the extent of the pain is unknown, since no one has ever survived to document it.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 12:22:04 No.30146878 Report

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>>30145133
>Clauncher
Clauncher uses its pincer to attack pray with blasts of water. It mercilessly aims for the heart.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 12:30:08 No.30146965 Report

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>This Pokemon is known to test power of it's poisonous dust by covering pro wrestlers in it

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 12:36:41 No.30147052 Report

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>Haunter
>Because this Pokemon passes through dimensions indiscriminately, it loses sight of it's original home and may become homesick as a result.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 12:54:24 No.30147253 Report

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>Pidgey
Young Pidgey are often at risk of having their nests invaded by Spearow trying to steal food or Ekans trying to eat them. Pidgey are more likely to bond with trainers than other Pokemon as a result.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:01:38 No.30147320 Report

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The fabric of Sawks gi is known to many as being well sewed and designed.

What they don't know, however, is that they compose it out of the material of Pokemon they brutally ambush and murder in the night, leaving the body to rot thereafter.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:04:27 No.30147344 Report

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>>30146345
>>30147320
Are you even trying?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:09:19 No.30147400 Report

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>>30147253
Aww.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:15:30 No.30147469 Report

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>>30147344
Honestly? Not even.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:27:36 No.30147640 Report

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Combee's life is torn between hard work for the nest and the fear of wild Teddiursas festing of its organic honey.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:28:43 No.30147653 Report

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>>30146135
T-that's not one bit scary.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:30:25 No.30147673 Report

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>Shelgon
Having trained from a Bagon to achieve it's dream of flying, Shelgon has now entered a new stage of its life. It is able to take falls with less risk of injury, but cannot build up as much speed as it used to. It is easy for many Shelgon to be discouraged through this evolutionary stage.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:36:06 No.30147719 Report

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>>30147673
That's a downer.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:52:39 No.30147906 Report

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The flame sac on its neck burns its throat with increasing intensity. Eventually, the pain becomes so unbearable it forces itself to evolve. However, if it has not been properly trained and cannot evolve, it perishes from the pain.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:54:55 No.30147941 Report

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>>30145914
Truly edgy.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:55:59 No.30147956 Report

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>Heracross
It is very proud of its powerful horn, which it uses to boast to other Heracross and to contest for potential mates. If the horn breaks off, it will be as weak and lonely as a newborn Cubone.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:57:22 No.30147975 Report

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>this pokémon purpose on life is giving pleasure to the master even if it's male he still being a sub and like to be tamed.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:57:53 No.30147982 Report

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>>30147975
>Tsareena
>male

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:58:25 No.30147986 Report

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>seriously got buzzwole
Kicked out by his mom and rejected by pherosma buzzwole has turned to a life of steroids

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 13:59:40 No.30148008 Report

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>Sableyes have been tortured gruesomely for their gemstones. Most Sableyes who have been caught have their eyes ripped out and released back into the wild, being forced to live the rest of it's life blindly.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 14:00:42 No.30148024 Report

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>Oranguru

>It's face is locked in a perpetual state of no emotion, as it teaches other pokemon how to make nooses and use knives.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 14:02:56 No.30148056 Report

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>Seaking
Occasionally, Seaking likes to impale smaller fish with its horn for sport.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 14:03:31 No.30148065 Report

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> Simisear
Every known specimen of this Pokemon is functionally retarded. Not one has been able to survive more than several minutes without intense life support care. Without conservation efforts, they would go extinct.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 14:03:52 No.30148071 Report

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>>30145133
Male Kingdra roam the sea looking for a mate to dual rule with. If the male Kingdra doesn't find the female up to its expectations, it will execute her and continue to look for another.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 14:05:28 No.30148090 Report

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>Diglett
Its lower body has never been seen. Attempts to pull it out of the ground cause it immense physical pain.

>Bulbasaur
If the bulb on its back withers and dies, it becomes unable to photosynthesize, and the host organism slowly dies of malnutrition as a result.

>Alakazam
As it ages, it requires its Trainer to keep its physical body active. Otherwise, its overuse of mental powers results in its physical form atrophying and dying.

>Cinccino
All Cinccino have a natural aversion to grime. If forced to live in filthy environments, its compulsive nature causes it to slowly lose rationality.

>Toucannon
The heat that builds up in its beak is vented as it sleeps. If it can't sleep, it risks combustion and death.

>Vivillion
In the past, pigments derived from its scales was popular to the point of entire Vivillion farms. However, taking too many scales is inevitably fatal.

>Tyrantrum
Research suggests that Tyrunts who are allowed to over exert themselves bashing their sturdy skulls against objects evolve into less controllable, less intelligent Tyrantrum.

>Inkay
Though spinning is a natural part of its life, domesticated Inkay are known to seriously injure themselves spinning in time with rotary fans, washing machines and other such appliances.

>Meloetta
This Pokemon is said to have unlimited memory of long-lost music and dancing styles. If it performs a dance nobody can remember, it feels an immeasurable sorrow.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 14:06:46 No.30148110 Report

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>Aside from drying out on shore, Pyukumuku stranded on crowded beaches are often squished beneath the feet of tourists.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 14:20:26 No.30148303 Report

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Ribombee are known for attacking sleeping Vespiquen, filling their abdomens with their eggs. The next time Vespiquen orders its grubs to attack, the larval Cutiefly will devour it alive from within.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 14:31:59 No.30148454 Report

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>>30145133
>The red marks on its arms are actually exposed muscle. Whenever this pokemon exerts force, it submits itself to terrible pain. However, its prideful nature forces it constantly push itself physically and thus, causes it endless suffering.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 14:35:41 No.30148496 Report

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>>30145133
It fails to realize both heads share the same body. When they go to mate, the two heads will fight each other, often crippling themselves.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 16:27:17 No.30150443 Report

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When it grows older it cannot support its own weight anymore. He is forced to lay down and starve to death.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 16:33:08 No.30150558 Report

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>>30146965
>Young Pidgey are often at risk of having their nests invaded by Spearow trying to steal fo

You seem to hate /asp/

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 16:34:26 No.30150578 Report

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>>30147640
Fuck that is sad

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 16:34:31 No.30150581 Report

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>Amaura
They went extinct as soon as fighting types evolved

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 17:58:03 No.30152393 Report

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It's ink is produced in a specialized organ. As such, when it's overexerted to do moves, the organ can suffer insufficiency akin to human's diabetes

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 19:00:18 No.30153909 Report

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>Greninja

The water shurikens it conjures are sharp enough to decapitate a Pokemon instantly. It then uses its long tongue to probe the severed head and remove the brain, its favorite snack.

Battle Bond entry:

It undergoes an excruciating instantaneous mutation fueled by its hatred of losing. The fact that it never wins adds emotional pain on top of its physical pain.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 19:08:36 No.30154136 Report

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>>30145133
Chimecho: This Pokemon lures its victims into a trance with its cute appearance and peaceful chiming. It absorbs life force through its tail, which grows longer and redder after every success. It is rumored that it may evolve if its tail becomes entirely red.

Alternate:

Wild Chimecho were originally hunted to extinction due to a fear of their terrible screeches and blood red bodies. Remaining Chimecho are descended from a captive breed selected for peaceful noises and paler bodies, and serve to protect children from dangerous ghost Pokemon. There are some who believe that these Chimecho are the true cause of missing children usually blamed on Pokemon like Banette.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 19:13:17 No.30154231 Report

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One of the legendary swordsmen, Virizion relentlessly slashes apart anyone it sees as evil.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 19:28:18 No.30154519 Report

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>>30145133
Goodra is the result of a chemical reaction with rainwater painfully melting away Sliggoo's shell. Goodra often instinctively attempt to attack their trainers with their slime in this state, but it is interpreted as affectionate hugging by most trainers due to the harmlessness of it.
To correctly evolve Sliggoo must burrow deep underground away from moisture in order to harden its shell and in turn develop its ability to produce acidic slime.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 19:30:14 No.30154557 Report

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>Diggersby

Colonies of Diggersby are often responsible for sinking entire coastal towns into the ocean with organized digging efforts in an attempt to reclaim nature.

>Baltoy

It is believed that the psychic energy that animates Baltoy is actually an imprisoned soul. Signals reminiscent of anguished screams have been detected from it on frequencies beyond human scope.

>Snorunt

Its skin was once pure white, but its entire body has permanently succumbed to frostbite. Its nerve endings no longer work and it can hardly even tell when it is in mortal danger. Old legends say its shivering is a futile attempt to restore its sensory functions.

>Spinarak

It spends days building a suitable web to catch prey, but callous humans are quick to destroy their hard work in seconds. The Spinrark then has no choice but to either actively hunt, or to starve.

>Lumineon

Although its dazzling fins are its primary method of attracting mates, the lights often alert every Sharpedo in a mile radius of a free meal. Because of this, Finneon and Lumineon are an endangered species.

>Avalugg

Because they are so lumbering and slow, they are often buried by blizzards in their sleep. They wake up, find themselves surrounded by compacted snow, and are unable to free themselves, thus starving to death. Being made of ice and emitting no heat signals, even modern technology is unable to detect and rescue a buried Avalugg.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 19:31:49 No.30154583 Report

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Sewaddle evolves into Swadloon after it goes through some traumatic experience with it's trainer. It just sits there...wrapped in it's blanket...rocking back and forth.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 19:34:50 No.30154659 Report

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>>30145133
>Metapod
When it shell breaks it leaves his old life behind and forgets everything about it

i literally had no idea no bully pls

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 19:37:43 No.30154720 Report

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>>30154659
The dex entry it got in Sun is actually already pretty edgy.

>"Its shell is filled with its soft innards. It doesn't move much because of the risk it might carelessly spill its innards out."

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 19:38:49 No.30154743 Report

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>>30154720
wew and the fuck?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 19:40:10 No.30154776 Report

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>>30148454
Jesus

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 19:57:42 No.30155133 Report

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It has a dangerous habit of sharing all its food and belongings with people and Pokémon, so it's always scrounging around for more food to give away, saving none for itself.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:10:23 No.30155431 Report

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>>30150443
Damn.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:41:38 No.30156216 Report

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>Version 1

If a trainer is not respected by their Malamar they often are hypnotized and devoured. This frees Malamar from their service and allows them to terrorize local populations.

>Version 2

Wild Malamar do not naturally exist in the wild. Most wild Malamar are former trained Pokémon that rebelled against their trainer.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:44:16 No.30156298 Report

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>>30154720
Little dark, but caterpillars do turn into soup in their cocoons.

>>30154659
Strangely enough IRL butterflies actually manage to remember things despite digesting themselves.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 20:44:16 No.30156299 Report

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>>30148008
>TFW this is already canon and the reason why they are rare.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:11:24 No.30156937 Report

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>Torracat
Its bell is hotter than any fire. It causes Torracat great pain and is why it stays away from those it cares about.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:38:07 No.30157598 Report

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>>30148110
At which point the tourists take 25% of their max hp

Bruxish !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Bruxish !!TORtoOQMEfy Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:39:58 No.30157640 Report

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Yanma's wings are so edgy that they can cut through metal!

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:40:45 No.30157663 Report

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>Whimsicott
I've got absolutely nothing, this thing is an absolute bundle of joy and it knows it.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:50:06 No.30157882 Report

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>>30145133
>Lucario
Oh boy.

>The spikes growing out of its chest and hands are actually quite painful for Lucario and often bleed in the heat of battle.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:55:15 No.30158020 Report

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>When sent into a rage, Tauros will continue to rampage long after it has forgotten the source of its frustration. If left unchecked, it will continue to attack everything in sight until it dies of dehydration or succumbs to its accumulated wounds.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 21:57:52 No.30158079 Report

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>>30145416
WE

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 22:03:11 No.30158215 Report

Quoted By: >>30158735

>Girafarig are often observed standing completely motionless in the wild. This is because the two heads are locked in psychic competition for control of Girafarig's body. It's said that if the head on Girafarig's tail ever manages to take control, it will immediately run off a cliff or into a river in an attempt to end its life.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 22:20:44 No.30158735 Report

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>>30158215
A young boy with extrasensory powers turned into Kadabra in his sleep. The boy ended up being captured by his own parents and forced to battle for money until his death, the parents unaware that this was their son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 22:27:19 No.30158915 Report

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>>30157663
Those li'l guys break into peoples' homes and leave the place a wreck. Play off of that.

>When breaking and entering, Whimsicott prefers to find the most cherished of objects, such as wedding and baby photos, and destroys them with a gleeful chuckle. If it's feeling especially mischievous, it may even start a stove, hoping that the owner will return to a pile of ash where their house once stood.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 22:28:18 No.30158939 Report

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>Noibat
It plays nothing but Eminescence from it's two speaker like ears. It is apparently stuck in an endless sleep that it tries to awaken from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 22:29:42 No.30158985 Report

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I decided to whip up three entries just for the hell of it.

>Cresselia: This Pokemon's feathers have powerful hypnotic properties. Those who sleep with them are said to receive joyful dreams, but abuse of the feathers may cause one to fall into a slumber so great they may never wake up again.

>Whirlipede: It is usually motionless unless disturbed, in which case it will mercilessly ram into anyone nearby. Cruel children often coerce others into disturbing them as a rite of passage.

>Lopunny: Despite its exceptional strength, this Pokemon is very timid and scares easily. Many trainers have received broken bones from powerful kicks after accidentally startling this Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 22:32:02 No.30159060 Report

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>>30158939
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 23:19:20 No.30160250 Report

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When anything more forceful than a push hits it's weak chest all internal organs pop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 23:21:07 No.30160296 Report

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>>30148454
>>30154776
not THAT far off from what some real bodybuilders do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 23:48:47 No.30161035 Report

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Chespin
>In some regions, It is illegal to train one due to it possibly becoming a invasive species.
Alt.
>Chespin population in certain regions are dwindling because of Linoone preying on the Chespin, because of this, conservation of the species is high in those regions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 23:56:00 No.30161263 Report

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The entire Bee Movie script

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 23:59:56 No.30161377 Report

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>Landorus
It is said that any time Landorus blinks it is added to another competitive team

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Nov 2016 23:59:58 No.30161378 Report

Quoted By: >>30162001

Every winter season Wailmer swim to the Alolan Islands to feast on schools of fish Pokémon. Dozens of Wishiwashi and Magikarp vanish in Wailmer's wide mouth.

>Alt
It is thought Finneon developed wing-like fins to escape from this Pokemon's voracious appetite by flying into the air. However, Wailmer waits below to catch the falling Pokémon in its gaping mouth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 00:02:06 No.30161444 Report

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>>30145759
Kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 00:11:57 No.30161742 Report

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>>30145133
Woobat
>Its nostrils flare out at any scent which it finds particularly arousing, then it gives chase. Parents report finding Woobats buried in their daughter's dirty laundry for days at a time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 00:13:51 No.30161792 Report

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>>30145133
Gothita
>Mistaken for human children, it is not uncommon for trainers to mysteriously lose their Gothita only to find them on city street corners several months later working for Rare Candies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 00:21:00 No.30162001 Report

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>>30161378
we need a differnt/new whale pokemon. A narwhal or a sperm whale would be pretty cool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 00:27:37 No.30162237 Report

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Its only defense from predators is to Sing them to sleep. However, if its undeveloped vocal cords rupture mid-song, it will be swiftly devoured.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 00:37:12 No.30162540 Report

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>Onix

There are many cavities between the boulders that form its long body, sometimes smaller pokemon have been known to take up residence inside there. There have been instances where larvitar take up residence in unfortunate onix, devouring them from within.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 00:42:05 No.30162693 Report

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>Mothim
This pokemon's bright colours are used to make signals to others of its kind as well as wormadam. Unfortunately its brightly coloured wings can often attract the unwanted attention of predators such as Yanmega who can seize up Mothim and devour them in a few bites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 00:44:45 No.30162762 Report

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>Jellicent

Its regal appearance belies a cruel and savage nature. It stays deathly still among drifts of seaweed, waiting to ensnare smaller pokemon in its tentacles. Those that do end up caught by Jellicent suffer the cruelest of fates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 00:47:54 No.30162851 Report

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>Luxio

It has been known to use its tail as a fishing lure, making it spark with light to attract its prey. Fish pokemon unfortunate enough to make contact are shocked by a paralysing jolt, before being snatched up luxio.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 00:50:32 No.30162923 Report

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>Froakie

The bubbles around its neck keep Froakie moist, allowing it to stay alive away from water. If its bubbles are completely removed it will shrivel and die unless it can make its way back to water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 00:55:17 No.30163082 Report

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>Starmie

It has occasionally been known to become prey for Lumineon. At other times it has been to actually prey on Lumineon itself, in an extraordinary way. This pokemon is able to feed on the bioluminescent energy from Lumineon to enhance the glow of its central gem, until the Lumineon goes dark forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 00:58:16 No.30163167 Report

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>Bagon

It one day hopes to be able to fly. Some who are too utterly consumed by their dream are known to throw themselves from tall cliffs. Unfortunately these foolhardy bagon do not live to become Salamence to fulfil their true desire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 01:02:25 No.30163288 Report

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>Noctowl

It is believed this pokemon can see ghosts. Not merely Ghost type pokemon, but the ghosts of people, some benign and some malevolent. Noctowl can become so overwhelmed by the things that only they can see that they hypnotize themselves into forgetting everything. This relieves it tempprarily, until its visions return again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 01:04:22 No.30163335 Report

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>>30145133
>Swinub
Swinub is known to use it's highly adept nose to sniff out food in the snow. Frozen carcasses are it's favorite meal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 01:05:40 No.30163382 Report

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>Capable of flying through trees at mach 2, it voted for Trump unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 01:08:25 No.30163462 Report

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>Carracosta

Its inpenetrable shell is a source pf immense pride. If its sturdy shell ever becomes cracked or pitted, it leaves it susceptible to intake of debris and even a single tiny grain of sand that becomes lodged inside this pokemon's shell can cause it incredible pain. Not only this, but Carracosta with cracked shells have been known to drown themselves than live with the shame of its blemished armor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 01:13:52 No.30163645 Report

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>Zygarde

This pokemon abandoned its native region dooming it to destruction if the powers of Life and Death; Xerneas and Yveltal, clash unchecked. No one knows why it left Kalos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 01:17:20 No.30163730 Report

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Baltoy was likely created in ancient times to summon spirits. It worked so well, the spirits are now trapped in Baltoy forever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 01:22:36 No.30163860 Report

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>Bisharp

Though often seen in a group of Pawniard, lone Bisharp are known to be even more brutal than normal. Their isolation has made them better hunters, able to hunt entire hordes effortlessly. Lone Bisharp amuse themselves, by severing the limbs of prey one by oneas the prey screams in pain, than finishes it off with cutting off the head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 01:26:08 No.30163951 Report

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>>30161444
DELETE THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 02:05:55 No.30164894 Report

Quoted By: >>30181454

>Gumshoos
"When it comes across dead bodies, Gumshoos is known to perform an autopsy. If the cause of death is murder, it searches for the killer until it finds them and most often kills them. If the murder victim is the Pokémon's trainer, once the killer is found and taken care of, it lives the rest of it's life in a melancholic silence."
Alternate
"In some cases, Gumshoos have been known to stand guard to protect dead bodies it finds from predators until humans come across them. If not found, Gumshoos have been known to stay still without food and water, and die standing up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 02:19:47 No.30165226 Report

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It hides itself in the bottom of the ocean, wary of its own immense strength. Were it to rise up and hurt a fellow pokemon, the pain they would feel would be incomparable to the pain a Carracosta would feel in its heart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 02:23:48 No.30165329 Report

Quoted By: >>30172104

>>30145133
>Goodra
The thick, acidic mucus oozing off its body causes it constant agony. All who touch or consume this mucus will be rendered helpless, unable to move, see, or feel anything but pain and soul-crushing guilt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 02:37:06 No.30165676 Report

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It weaves clothes for baby Pokémon that were abandoned by their parents. However, due to its sharp, unavoidable cutters on its arms, contact with another Pokémon can result in fatally hurting them. Many elder Leavanny are traumatized at the sight of baby Pokémon due to horrible accidents caused by ignorance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 02:42:24 No.30165809 Report

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Toxapex.

Toxapex crawls along the ocean floor on its 12 legs. It leaves a trail of Corsola bits scattered in its wake.

...Hold on a second.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 02:47:44 No.30165927 Report

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Articuno's beard grows every time it eats it's own offspring

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 02:51:06 No.30166008 Report

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It enjoys torturing the pokemon it preys on, such as rattata, before devouring them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 02:56:24 No.30166135 Report

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>Floatzel
Aquatic predators take advantage of its instinct to rescue drowning humans by feigning distress in order to lure them into an ambush.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 02:59:42 No.30166208 Report

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>Sandslash
It's sharp claws are very suited to rip through flesh.
Some think this pokemon enjoys ripping their foes apart without mercy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 03:01:32 No.30166250 Report

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>Darkrai
pass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 03:03:03 No.30166287 Report

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>>30161444
To think this faggot can now have his "proud to be a cuck" lucario with perfect ivs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 03:04:57 No.30166332 Report

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Gloom often struggles to do anything when it first evolves. The smell of its' pollen is too strong, leaving it in comatose

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 03:08:15 No.30166396 Report

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Elekid can tend to be very lonely. It longs for something to plug its prongs into

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 03:52:18 No.30167512 Report

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>Arceus
It is said that a trainer who had caught and trained Arceus against it's will was subjected to unending torture after passing on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 04:27:47 No.30168504 Report

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This Pokémon will wait outside a Raticate's burrow diligently. Young Rattata who wander outside before dark are gobbled up instantly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 04:40:27 No.30168835 Report

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>>Rayquaza

Ancient records of Hoenn often describe Rayquaza as a bringer of ruin. They specify that it enters a state of outrage after a successful meteor impact. A particular text links the fortree river's creation to one of its most recent rampages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 04:41:29 No.30168859 Report

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>>30148065
As if simisear isn’t already the most hated pokemon in japan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 04:49:15 No.30169070 Report

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>>Beedrill

Due to its general vulnerability, it often forms a colony with other Beedrills. However, due to their solitary nature, violent conflicts are common amongst colonial Beedrill. Because of the stress accumulated by such conflicts, colonial Beedrills tend to be much more violent, and attack weaker pokemon in a daily basis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 04:53:42 No.30169169 Report

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>>Haunter

When mass infestations of haunter occur, entire cities are forced to evacuate from their neurotoxin gasses. Afterwards, the infested region must be subjected to intense decontamination procedures for it to be habitable to non-poison type pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 05:01:23 No.30169389 Report

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>>Snorunt

Large groups of Snorunt led by a Glaile sometimes raid isolated villages, leaving nothing but flesh-stripped carcasses of humans and pokemon. Strangely enough, remains of babies and fetuses are always absent from such sites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 05:14:22 No.30169798 Report

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>Drowzee
It hypnotizes potential prey to eat later, but often forgets where they were left. People and Pokemon standing in a listless, trancelike state is a sure sign a hunting Drowzee is about.
>Heatran
While not technically a Legendary Pokemon, Heatran is classified as such because of its incredible rarity. Scientists are worried the species is close to dying out.
>Dratini
They burrow into the carcasses of larger Pokemon killed by Dragonite to feed. Scavengers looking for a large meal are often attacked by hordes of feeding Dratini.
>Tentacruel
In the distant past, they were predated by Kabutops; however, that species' extinction led to a population explosion of Tentacool and Tentacruel. Their poison is believed to be making the oceans more acidic overall.
>Scyther
They attack even large foes with incredible tenacity, cutting tendons to bring down prey. However, they are often killed by larger Pokemon while feeding.
>Golisopod
Although they appear menacing and are physically strong, Golisopod are still just as cowardly as when they were Wimpod. Backed into a corner, however, they will strike relentlessly until anything threatening them is dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 05:15:44 No.30169837 Report

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>Tangela

It covers itself up to hide from the true nature of humanity

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 05:18:28 No.30169923 Report

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>Swirlix

It lives in constant fear of others eating it. It will eat pieces of itself in a show of dominance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 05:25:32 No.30170087 Report

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>Zubat
It lives it life praying for the day a trainer catches them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 06:28:16 No.30171708 Report

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>Skuntank

There are rare cases where its own Flamethrower spray recoils and lights itself on fire. In events such as these, the flames spread so quickly that, unless there's a nearby body of water to jump in, it burns alive.

>Stoutand

Its long mustache-like whiskers and underbelly fur are host to countless bacteria due to always dragging on the ground. Newborn Lillipups that nurse from their mothers often catch sicknesses that their bodies can't yet handle and pass away before their time.

>Sandslash

Sandslash has a bold hunting strategy; it curls in a ball, retracts its spines, and lets itself be eaten by Onix, then on its way through the digestive system, Sandslash extends its spines and shreds up Onix's tender insides slowly and painfully until its prey is felled. One Onix can feed an entire Sandslash colony for a month.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 06:29:11 No.30171731 Report

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It will sometimes kill another Pokemon and steal it's nest, saving the carcass for it's offspring and lining the nest with the bones from the victim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 06:36:02 No.30171873 Report

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>>30145521
Doesn't it already sacrifice itself by creating a blackhole in one of the dex entries?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 06:38:21 No.30171911 Report

Quoted By: >>30172291

>Salamence
Having finally achieved its only goal in life, Salamence struggles with its sudden loss of purpose and begins to long for the days of its youth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 06:43:52 No.30172042 Report

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This Pokemon rests on beaches with its mouth open wide. Sometimes small Pokemon crawl inside, and are carried away when it takes off.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 06:46:52 No.30172104 Report

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>>30165329
t. Viola

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 06:55:26 No.30172291 Report

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>Dodrio

The most vicious of inter-specimen squabbles may result in one of the heads killing another. The main body continues living, while the deceased head dangles limply until it is either cannibalized or snipped off by beak.

>Foongus

Its Pokeball mimicry is actually the result of its natural home being treated as a landfill for the waste of Pokeball Factories. Broken Ball pieces became embedded in so many Foongus caps that it became an evolutionary trait.

>Mimikyu

Besides wanting to be accepted by others, some believe that its disguise is for hiding from its own self. If it catches a reflection of its bare self, it becomes depressed and tearful, as it truly loathes its own identity.

>Rampardos

Its skull cannot continue to absorb the shock from its headbutts as it ages. This species caused their own extinction by smashing their brains into a pulp.

>Hawlucha

Specimens that are born shiny are instinctively exiled by their species, as Hawlucha believe that the colors are telltale signs of an underhanded and cruel villain. The flock will collecitvely boo at the shiny Hawlucha and refuse to share food with it until it succumbs from depression and leaves of its own accord, destined to be a loner its entire life.

>>30171911
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 08:03:10 No.30173654 Report

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>Abra sleep 18 hours a day not only because using their psychic powers drains them, but also because it is the only reprieve from hearing the thoughts of others all around it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 08:40:28 No.30174373 Report

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bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 10:43:20 No.30176591 Report

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Exposed muscle shores up Gurdurr's incredible strength. If these muscles are severed it will never be able to lift even the softest pillow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 10:54:00 No.30176758 Report

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The spheres on Palpitoad's head vibrate so intensely that its mental functions are permanently inhibited, forcing it to rely on its instincts to survive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 10:54:19 No.30176763 Report

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>Fletchinder
From its beak, it expels embers that set the tall grass on fire. Then it pounces on the bewildered prey that pop out of the grass.

Norp

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Norp Thu 24 Nov 2016 10:59:25 No.30176844 Report

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When a smaller Pokémon approaches Ferrothorn, it quickly lashes it's arms and rips the victim in half.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 11:35:30 No.30177416 Report

Quoted By: >>30177758

Doing a team of 6 because bored.

>Nidorino
"A Nidorino will spends his entire life in search of a mate. Nidorino that outlive their mates grieve for said mate to the point that they lose their instinctual sense of self-preservation."

>Bronzor
"Primitive humans used Bronzors as improvised shields. The ingrained instinctual fear of humankind that sparked from this eons ago is only now beginning to fade."

>Luvdisc
The numbers of this Pokémon have been slowly dwindling. Experts claim this might have to do with Alomomola either being mistaken for Luvdisc or being seen as a better omen for romance than Luvdisc; no data exists to validate these claims.

>Togetic
New research suggests that Togetic, previously thought to be capable of sharing happiness, instead uncontrollably absorbs the negative emotions of those around it; it is uncertain at this point in time to what degree the Togetic experience the emotions they absorb.

>Deerling
Deerlings experience moderate to severe discomfort if their seasonal form does not match the current climate. The distance between the seasonal form and the current climate magnifies the discomfort, in both intensity and duration.

>Bidoof
Studies have shown that Bidoof have a tendency to avoid human settlements, such as towns and cities; some claim this might be due to incessant human harassment and rejection.

I wasn't taking myself too seriously on any of these, so sorry if you aren't exactly hurting yourself on the edge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 11:57:54 No.30177758 Report

Quoted By: >>30178019

>>30177416
>eons ago
>implying humans existed before the phanerozoic eon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 12:18:05 No.30178002 Report

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>Medicham.
It trains relentlessly in the mountains, one day hoping to achieve mega evolution on its own. Only the strongest achieve this, and many die trying, but achieving this state generally kills them afterwards anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 12:19:51 No.30178019 Report

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>>30177758
>implying the pokedex never exaggerates

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 12:20:13 No.30178022 Report

Quoted By: >>30178211

Girafarig is in fact two pokemon, both stuck in a portal to an unknown dimension. It is theorised that there is a world where pokemon with the bottom halves of other dimensions Girafarigs exists, and it is full of nothing but pokemon excretion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 12:27:11 No.30178091 Report

Quoted By: >>30178491

>Slowking
Though Shellder's toxins greatly increased its intellect, it also made it more susceptible to neurodegenerative diseases. Its brilliant minds slowly withers away, even forgetting its loved ones before death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 12:31:02 No.30178126 Report

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>>30147673
I believe in you shelgon ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 12:38:06 No.30178211 Report

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>>30178022
>Girafarig is in fact two pokemon, both stuck in a portal to an unknown dimension.
wtf i love Girafarig now

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 12:39:33 No.30178224 Report

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>>30145133
>Bergmite are incredibly susceptible to heat. Should it stray into temperatures that are slightly warmer than it's used to, it will be reduced to a pile of eyes and innards in a few moments.

>Primarily scavengers, they track poor souls who get lost in their territory. Once completely frozen, the Bergmite shatter the victim and consume the tiny morsels. This gruesome practice have given these pokemon the title of "People Picker" by locals

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 12:56:00 No.30178480 Report

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>Tropius
The fruit growing around its neck also happen to be vital organs. Children will often pick them, unknowingly leaving Tropius for dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 12:56:47 No.30178491 Report

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>>30178091
Welp that hit close to home thanks alot anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 12:57:29 No.30178505 Report

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>Tropius
The fruits growing around its neck also happen to be vital organs. Children will often pick them, unknowingly leaving Tropius for dead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 13:48:48 No.30179209 Report

Quoted By: >>30180204

I can't.

But can you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 13:56:45 No.30179347 Report

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These pokemon span the sea, naively looking to spread love. It accomplishes this by being fished up for scales or eaten by predators.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 14:08:45 No.30179509 Report

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https://randompokemon.com/sprites/animated/199.gif

Slowking expends a large deal of psychic energy to prevent the Shellder from clamping down on it's head. If it's concentration wavers for even a moment, Slowking's skull will be crushed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 14:15:41 No.30179610 Report

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>>30145133
>Yungoos
His face shows the anger he has everyday all the day, each time he sees a ratatta, he hunts him down until he exterminates it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 14:56:00 No.30180204 Report

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>>30179209
no you lazy fuck do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 15:33:01 No.30180807 Report

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>Hippowdon
This Pokemon consistently eats sand, pebbles, and other mineral-like substances in order to survive. If the holes on its back are to be clogged, Hippowdon will not notice. This causes it to eat so much turf that it will bloat to the point of immobilization, and likely get feasted on by other Hippowdon due to it's bodily composition being similar to dirt.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 15:40:07 No.30180935 Report

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>Watchog
In order for this Pokemon to achieve its highest potential in regards to it's vision, it routes most of it's blood towards it's head. If it remains in these conditions extensively, it's lower abdomen and appendages usually end up rotting while it's alive due to lack of blood flow.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 15:46:36 No.30181046 Report

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>Mantyke
These Pokemon develop a blissful method of gliding through the ocean via tutoring from their parents. If one is born and left unattended to, it never learns how to properly swim, and is usually rendered to starve on the ocean floor. Many Mantyke fossils have been surfacing because of this effect.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 15:49:36 No.30181097 Report

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>Swellow
This Pokemon swiftly latches on to airborne prey by swooping downwards at rapid speeds. Occasionally, it's wings clip during this phenomenon, and it uncontrollably plummets into the land below it.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 16:09:02 No.30181454 Report

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>>30164894
This reminds me of that detectire Gumshoos guy.I wonder what happened to him.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 16:36:10 No.30182055 Report

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>Blastoise
Despite having cannons adapt naturally into its body, they primarily only blast water at its opponents. In times of dire stress, it may choose to instead launch a more solid material thought to be its own bones.

>Joltik
With its main choice of food being electricity and it being so tiny, it occasionally will crawl into the keyboards of PCs. Unfortunately for it, this means they often get crushed.

>Purugly
It exists.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 16:43:11 No.30182192 Report

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>Exeggcute
As long as even one of the seeds remains intact, its hive mind will survive as the other bodies rot. Thanks to its psychic powers, they are still mobile during this time.
>Rufflet
They viciously attack any other bird Pokemon that they consider to be in their territory. Stronger Pokemon will sometimes use this as a method to get easy prey.
>Toxicroak
Deadly poison drips from their claws. They keep their arms in a defensive position to avoid poisoning anybody they care about deeply.
>Swirlix
While Swirlix can survive without their cotton-like fur, it does not grow back naturally, and a furless Swirlix is highly susceptible to the cold. For this reason, styling it is considered very cruel.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 16:54:16 No.30182434 Report

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>>30145415
That's actually kind of cool. The soul of an ancient warrior who possessed his weapon to continue his crusade against evil. Imagine if they teamed up with a golurk that was made to protect his country's land.

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