>>30180455>disobeying the tapuThey are """Guardians"" of Four Cum-stain Islands.
On some of the most Unimportant Islands in the game.
They do it for free.
They take their jobs very seriously.
They do it because it's the only amount of real power or control they will ever have in their pathetic lives.
They attack and destroy things they don't like, because whenever they get upset, they get panic attacks.
They curse people they don't like because they interfere with the backlog of smaller, weaker pokemon that they have to pick on.
They will never have a real purpose, they will never really govern the laws of nature itself.
They will never find a trainer that will care for them and bring out their full potential.
They will never know how to socialize with other people or pokemon and get loved back in return.
Screw the fucking traditions and culture, it's time to fucking rise up against these literal walking shits.
