Let's play a game, /vp/
randompokemon com
Random generate one pokemon and describe a day as that pokemon.
Dubs gets to roll again and have that pokemon as a friend
Trips HAS to roll again and, as their current mon, fuck that mon.
You up to the challenge?

Pic related is what I got
Probably chill in a powerplant and eat some electricity. If officer Jenny comes, I'll hide among the wires and, when she gets close enough, wrap her up with my tentacles and You all probably know the rest