Alright, /vp/, I'm going to settle this now
I CHOSE THE DAMN OWL FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
1. I got a female with a good nature (at least from my perspective)
2. The owl looks like a someone that I would actually be friends with IRL (First stage would be cute af, second stage would be a bit stuck up, but manageable, and third stage would be a true friend because she's just like me)
3. Between the stale meme John mema z-move and the slowass water moon, the arrow air-strike is the coolest looking z-move.
4. It's so cute in pokeamie!

This is not me claiming that you all are fucking degenerates for choosing any other starters.
This is not me judging your taste.
THIS ISN'T ME PROCLAIMING A MASTER RACE OF DECIDUEYES
FUCK I'M NOT EVEN SAYING HE'S THE BEST STARTER EVER
I'm just saying it is my opinion that she's cool and she is my favorite starter this generation.

Anyway, have a nice thanksgiving if you live in the US and a nice whatever day if you live outside.