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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:13:09 No.30188491 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30188518 >>30188519 >>30188525 >>30188542 >>30188549 >>30188818 >>30188843 >>30188886 >>30188909 >>30189009 >>30189793 >>30190164

Literally why is he so upset all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:14:26 No.30188515 Report

Quoted By: >>30188535 >>30188880

Because GF gave him that shitty speed stat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:14:32 No.30188518 Report

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>>30188491
Because he's sick of hearing plebs call him 'the original Angry Bird' like it's clever or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:14:33 No.30188519 Report

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>>30188491
>Literally why
God, /vp/ is full of underage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:14:45 No.30188525 Report

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>>30188491
Cause he knows he'll never be able to even scratch what Talonflame was

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:15:24 No.30188535 Report

Quoted By: >>30188743

>>30188515
It gave a great flying-type move though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:15:35 No.30188540 Report

Quoted By: >>30188787

He hates Talonflame

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:15:41 No.30188542 Report

Quoted By: >>30188913 >>30190040

>>30188491
Its the only visual difference he has from a regular tocan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:15:52 No.30188549 Report

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>>30188491
Because your mom didn't have an abortion

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:24:46 No.30188743 Report

Quoted By: >>30188828 >>30188842 >>30188949

>>30188535
terrible speed
signature move sucks
is literally the least brave of all regional birds

any one of those three

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:26:35 No.30188787 Report

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>>30188540
I don't know why this made me laugh so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:28:09 No.30188818 Report

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>>30188491
because is the 4th pidgeot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:28:40 No.30188828 Report

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>>30188743
>it is shit because it is slow
>it is shit because it has negative priority
it will be slow either way

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:28:59 No.30188842 Report

Quoted By: >>30188869 >>30188896

>>30188743
>signature move sucks
A 100 power 100 accuracy move that burns the foe if he gets attacked

Where is the issue

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:29:01 No.30188843 Report

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>>30188491
hes upset because he has the worst speed of any regional bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:29:55 No.30188869 Report

Quoted By: >>30188954

>>30188842
It lacks the bulk to tank hits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:30:13 No.30188880 Report

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>>30188515
Because GF gave everything a shitty speed stat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:30:24 No.30188886 Report

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>>30188491
because Toucannon is literally /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:30:42 No.30188896 Report

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>>30188842
Even better, the heating up happens before fake out, which can punish fake out users

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:31:25 No.30188909 Report

Quoted By: >>30189167 >>30189745 >>30189842

>>30188491
>toucans use their beaks for thermoregulation
>Toucannon can heat its beak up to 212 degrees F
>the first toucan Pokemon is a super serious and rage filled toucan as opposed to an expected goofy bird
>webm related
Toucannon is the best bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:31:36 No.30188913 Report

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>>30188542
this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:31:47 No.30188921 Report

Quoted By: >>30189002

Literally why is he so upset all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:33:15 No.30188949 Report

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>>30188743
>terrible Speed
Use Flame Charge. Its Atk is also high enough to cause some good damage even with a base 60 move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:33:25 No.30188954 Report

Quoted By: >>30189100

>>30188869

It burns even if he's KO'd
Even if he's asleep or fully paralyzed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:34:00 No.30188968 Report

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He's mad that everybody called him "literally my mom's toucan" before the game came out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:35:27 No.30189002 Report

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>>30188921
almost everyone has the same eyes in gen 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:35:53 No.30189009 Report

Quoted By: >>30189059 >>30189088 >>30189128 >>30189156 >>30189165 >>30189235 >>30189265 >>30189287 >>30189355

>>30188491
Shit design, shit speed, shit signature move, shit everything. Nothing good about it. Toucannonfags and Crapbominablefags are the new Chesnaughtfags, no redeeming qualities objectively but praise their shitty abominations into oblivion. If you like this piece of shit you should be hunted down, because your opinion is objectively shit and wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:37:25 No.30189059 Report

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>>30189009
Just heard the bell ring, better not miss class, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:38:30 No.30189088 Report

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>>30189009
wew the Imtheonlyonewithtastefag found a new victim
you also think basic muk is shit or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:38:55 No.30189100 Report

Quoted By: >>30189210

>>30188954
Doesn't matter. It should be capable of tanking hits with a move that necessitates it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:39:46 No.30189128 Report

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>>30189009
>being this mad
well at least you have something in comon with toucannon now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:40:36 No.30189156 Report

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>>30189009
>shit signature move

Feel free to hate the bird, but the signature move is great(and would be even better on a bulkier bird).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:40:51 No.30189165 Report

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>>30189009
is this (you), anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:41:00 No.30189167 Report

Quoted By: >>30189204

>>30188909
Oh my god that's adorable

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:42:07 No.30189204 Report

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>>30189167
it is

and at the end of the episode Toucannon lets Rowlet go with Ash because he knows it's the best for Rowlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:42:18 No.30189210 Report

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>>30189100
>>30189156
See? Exactly my point. The speed wouldn't matter if it was very bulky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:43:23 No.30189235 Report

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>>30189009
The three mentioned Pokémon are my least favorite of all of the 802. I love you, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:44:17 No.30189265 Report

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>>30189009
Why even be mad about people liking things?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:44:49 No.30189287 Report

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>>30189009
>feather dance
>roost
he'll be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:46:00 No.30189315 Report

Quoted By: >>30189376

>Another fucking Normal/Flying

Y'wonder why he's pissed?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:47:36 No.30189355 Report

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>>30189009
>being this mad at a fictional bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:48:20 No.30189376 Report

Quoted By: >>30189521

>>30189315
To be fair he pulls it off decently without being a Pidgeot or Staraptor style clone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 21:53:24 No.30189521 Report

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>>30189376
I feel so bad for unfezant in this regard, it should have been a special attacker not a shitty follow up to staraptor. Staraptor was my mvp in platinum alongside empoleon. Close combat reksss!>>30189376

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 22:01:31 No.30189745 Report

Quoted By: >>30189840 >>30189955

>>30188909
Cuck toucan lel

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UB Gr0nd D4d Thu 24 Nov 2016 22:02:55 No.30189793 Report

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>>30188491
When he's statused he actually looks sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 22:04:20 No.30189840 Report

Quoted By: >>30189988

>>30189745
but it's the same egg group

so it's still his biological child

which is weird, seeing as if you're a Pokemon, your children can be different species

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 22:04:22 No.30189842 Report

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>>30188909
this would explain why he's pissed, fucking cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 22:09:00 No.30189955 Report

Quoted By: >>30189988

>>30189745
same egg group, and he's clearly a male so the one that got cucked was that trumbeak if it was suppose to be its partner and not just an older son

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 22:10:12 No.30189988 Report

Quoted By: >>30190090

>>30189840
>>30189955
man, Pokemon breeding is so strange

no wonder the daycare people have no idea how the egg got there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 22:12:30 No.30190040 Report

Quoted By: >>30190099

>>30188542
You know, besides the red shit around his ass. Or the fact he's four times bigger then a toucan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 22:14:32 No.30190090 Report

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>>30189988
The egg will be whatever the mother's species was. Ergo there was some sort of egg shenanigans intentional or not, or that toucannon got it on with a female of its species and a decidueye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 22:14:50 No.30190099 Report

Quoted By: >>30190195

>>30190040
>red shit around his ass
No wonder he's mad. He has hemorrhoids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 22:16:07 No.30190136 Report

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He knows he'll never be able to live up to the legacy of his older brother, Talonflame. All he ever wanted to do was be a cute woodpecker, but the sheer force pressure and expectations turned him into a bitter, angry toucan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 22:16:57 No.30190164 Report

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>>30188491
Because you arent giving him enough pokebeans

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 22:18:15 No.30190195 Report

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>>30190099
thanks, I didn't need to see have that in mind everytime I see it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Nov 2016 22:19:24 No.30190219 Report

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you disgust me

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