Would you like to try our Moomoo Cappuccino? It goes down as smooth as a Voltorb's body in a brisk autumn breeze. Its aroma will bring you to a serene peace as it envelops your taste buds, a transcendent experience that any trainer would appreciate. It's silky texture will make you feel like a Spinarak has made its spiderweb on your gums as it glides down your neck, transforming your reality into bliss. At least I think so, I'm too lazy to check.

That will be ₱300 please.