>>30202482>>30205723>>30206592>>30207196>>30207222>>30207277>>30207763>>30207841Hi. I'm here to talk to you today about a subject very dear to me: Furry Porn. I browse e621 looking for the best furry porn to furiously masturbate to. But I only discovered just now that some people out there actually dress up as animals and suck each other off, like what the fuck is wrong with you, man. I mean, fuck, I would fucking flip my shit if I saw a man in a dog suit walking down the road barking like an autistic kid and asking people to pet him. I'd just whip out my gun and shoot him there and then. People actually like that? I wouldn't want to fuck someone in a fursuit, that'd be nasty. All the sweat and grime and cum would get every-fucking-where. And the heat and friction would cause a fucking fire. Not to mention those retards who fuck actual fucking animals. Like, how deep are you into Pokemon, man? You fucking masturbate to dogs humping each other, you sick fuck? Do you have wet dreams of foxes taking your load and stuffing your dick in their cheeks? Well, no you autistic cunt. You'd have your dick bitten off and you'd probably fuckin die. And then some shitheads get the idea that they ARE animals. No, you brain damaged cunt, you're a fucking human. If you were a dog or someshit, you would've been born in a kennel instead of a hospital. No, I don't want to hear your "I was born an animal in a human's body" bullshit, you've got the brain and mind of a human and you sure don't act like an animal, you turd. If you ever WERE a dog in a human's body, wouldn't you be licking your dick and not understanding everything a fox doesn't even fucking understand? I mean, you went to school and learned math, assfuck. Stop pretending to be a retard. Dogs can't learn to do math, dipshit. What are you, an attention seeking faggot? Thank you for reading this and I hope you've learnt that fucking animals is not OK and you need to stop it and get some help. Also, go fuck yourself
