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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 10:20:04 No.30206622 View View Reply Original Report

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What would your team be if Pokemon was real? There are no rules other than the fact that you cannot own any legendaries.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 10:25:13 No.30206682 Report

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Space is the best theme

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 10:31:51 No.30206743 Report

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>>30206622
Waifumons if pokemon are actually DTF like all those Machamps seem to be.

Otherwise I'd be a ghost trainer. Most of my favourites are ghost types anyway, especially now thanks to SM.

Dhelmise, Mimikyu, Cofagrigus, Mismagius, Banette, Golurk. And a Rotom for a shoulder mon, not for battling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 10:32:57 No.30206760 Report

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6 dewpider

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 10:34:40 No.30206780 Report

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>>30206622
this is what i desperately wanted. pokemon go but with all generations. what a huge let down

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 10:36:07 No.30206801 Report

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>>30206622
>Mawile
>Alolan Sandslash
>Litten with an eviolite

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 10:36:30 No.30206806 Report

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I like this team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 10:37:49 No.30206827 Report

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Galvantula, Scolipede, Feraligatr, Togekiss, Toxicroak and Steelix

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 10:38:58 No.30206835 Report

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Stufful
Stufful
Stufful
Stufful
Stufful
Stufful

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 10:39:23 No.30206838 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 10:50:22 No.30206950 Report

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>Starter?
Charizard

>Why so many starters?
I don't box them often, so I grow attached to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 10:59:05 No.30207059 Report

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>>30206950
Switch out ursaring and greninja for scizor and umbreon and you have my team. Great taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 11:05:48 No.30207121 Report

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>All these faggots think they can handle and train a team of 6 Pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 11:12:39 No.30207191 Report

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I like this one because it remindes me of how I anchor my friends down

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 11:14:01 No.30207209 Report

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>>30206838
looks similar to my trick room team

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 11:52:46 No.30207677 Report

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>>30206835
Someone post the abuse image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 11:54:02 No.30207695 Report

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>>30206622
>If Pokémon were real
>Posts one of the most unrealistic teams ever
You do realize Pokémon like Spiritomb would kill you on sight if they existed in real life, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 11:57:08 No.30207722 Report

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>>30207695
I think he means if the Pokemon World was real, and in this case he has already caught these Pkmn. I see no problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:00:17 No.30207755 Report

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>>30206622
>not having a Snorlax companion that would double as a comfy Bed
I would certainly have a Lapras as well, for sweet fishing trips, and probably an Arcanine to make camp fires and to ride cross country with.

Don't really know what flyer I would be comfortable riding? Lugia always looked the best because of the fin spines for proper purchase, unless we have access to saddles, in which case Dragonite would work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:01:55 No.30207780 Report

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>>30206622
6 Nihilego. I would wear one per day, and rest on the seventh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:13:45 No.30207873 Report

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>>30206622
Lucario and Zoroark

Lucario because I was bullied and lonely as a kid, so my dad sent me to take karate lessons. Riolu is a Fighting type that can sense your feelings, s it's pretty obvious that my first Pokémon would be a Riolu. My little sister have had these problems too, but unlike me she never went to take karate lessons, so I think her first would be a Ralts.

Zoroark because I live in a country with billions of foxes, so Zorua would definitely live here too, and I love foxes in real life and Zorua is my favourite Foxmon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:22:13 No.30207952 Report

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Mudsdale
Blissey
Metagross
Bewear
Ribombee
Scizor-Mega

So my team in Pokemon right now
Why would I play any different IRL?
Except maybe I'd use one of my older teams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:25:38 No.30207984 Report

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>Tropius
>Sharpedo
muh HMs
muh fast surf
muh tasty bananas

>Flareon
eternal bro despite its nomoves

Finally any 3 from Galvantula, Golisopod, Sandslash, Cloyster, Marowak-A, Ledian, Armaldo, Toxicroak, Ferrothorn, Klefki, Rotom, Mimikyu and a handful of others, I have too many sort-of-favourites I couldn't choose between
>>30207873
This is one of the gayest posts I've ever seen anon
I mean it's sad you got bullied but holy fuck the deviantart is leaking like Dale Winton's prolapsed arsehole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:27:26 No.30208003 Report

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Porygon2
Breloom
Spinda
Mismagius
Golurk
Mimikyu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:27:54 No.30208010 Report

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>>30206622
Just roselia

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:33:48 No.30208072 Report

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>>30206622
Gardevoir
Roserade
Lopunny
Delphox
Steenee
Tsareena

All female and dedicated to pleasing their master

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:39:58 No.30208128 Report

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>>30206622
>Braixen (female)
>Delphox (female)
>Zoroark (female)
>Lucario (female)
>Weavile (female)
>Mienshao (female)
Here's my top meme waifu team. I assume 6 is the limit, otherwise I'd add some more like Silvally

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:41:36 No.30208143 Report

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:42:28 No.30208145 Report

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>>30206622
Realistically, since having six mons is super rare and I probably won't even be a trainer, just my boy haunter.

Norp

Norp Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:43:36 No.30208153 Report

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>>30208128
Weavile and Silvally are bros, not fucking waifus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:45:00 No.30208166 Report

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>>30206835
Go to sleep Olivia. You'll never find someone to love if you stay up so late.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:08:48 No.30208377 Report

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Nothing but my absolute bros the ones who get me out of shit creek and rarely ever let me down,
Starter - Gible

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:14:40 No.30208453 Report

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>>30206622
Depends how real, I think realistically most people would only have 1-3 Pokemon unless they really were fully fledged Red-tier trainers.

I would be that trainer who gets a Dratini as his first Pokemon and is essentially weak as fuck in the beginning because Dratini is generally useless. Until I would learn to train it better and eventually end up with my bro Dragonite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:16:55 No.30208473 Report

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It's me, I'm the trainer just goofing around with my Ampharos friend and generally doing nothing useful with our time outside of work

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:20:00 No.30208507 Report

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>>30208072
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 14:26:48 No.30209358 Report

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Cute Klink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 15:06:23 No.30209844 Report

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>>30208145
Similar ideology to this. It'd be Mimikyu and Torracat for me. Maybe, maybe a (normal) Raichu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 15:25:02 No.30210116 Report

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>>30208145
This, but with pic related if at all humanly possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 15:27:37 No.30210148 Report

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Does having Psychic-type Pokemon slowly make me psychic as well, or are those trainers just born that way? If the former, it'd probably just be me and my Slowking. If the latter, still just me and my Slowking. We could walk around and use our psychic powers for good, getting little kids' Meowths out of trees and the like.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 16:05:14 No.30210826 Report

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I would breed only the cutest pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 16:23:19 No.30211233 Report

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Popplio (Male)
Cinccino (Male)
Lopunny (Female)
Ambipom (Male)
Togekiss (Male)
Glaceon (Female)

Bruxish !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Bruxish !!TORtoOQMEfy Fri 25 Nov 2016 16:24:23 No.30211256 Report

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Is this a legendary?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 16:25:05 No.30211271 Report

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semi-mono fairy team :/ (bc i have flygon and metagross bc im a weak shit i need help i rely too much on metagross)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 16:26:50 No.30211313 Report

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>>30210826
And I would breed with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 16:27:54 No.30211330 Report

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wooper
quagsire
ampharos
mareep
chespin
cinccino

Who needs to try to be the best trainer when you could just grab favorites and settle down?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 16:33:10 No.30211447 Report

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>>30206622
>You can't own legendaries!
No, fuck you, I'd own whatever the fuck I want.
But I don't want legendaries.

>Sableye
>Porygon-Z (too much porn as a kid corrupted it)
>Venusaur
>Azumarill
>Rotom-Heat

And I wouldn't be able to afford feeding a 6th.
I live in the tropics and I've always worked with electronics, my grandfather owns a rabbit farm too and I grew up near a river so I feel like Azumarill would be my first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 17:30:59 No.30212684 Report

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>>30206622
I wouldn't have a team, I have agoraphobia and a fear of animals/bugs.

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