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Pokemon is real RP thread.

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:02:55 No.30207794 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30207825 >>30207895

ITT: we talk/ask questions/RP as if Pokemon exist in the real world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:08:14 No.30207824 Report

Quoted By: >>30208360

i just fucked a primarina and i think i might have caught krabbys, what do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:08:14 No.30207825 Report

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>>30207794
My Alakazam used Future Sight and saw this thread being deleted for breaking Global rules.
How's your day been?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:14:49 No.30207881 Report

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>>30207825
What rule does it even break?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:17:05 No.30207895 Report

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>>30207794
My alolan persian keeps acting really distant and cold towards me. I heard this was a common thing for persians. She was fine when she was a meowth. How do I get her to like me again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:18:28 No.30207909 Report

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>>30207881
I asked my Alakazam, and he says something called "RPing" is not allow. Whatever that means.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:23:40 No.30207966 Report

Quoted By: >>30208077 >>30208099

>neighbors put a fence around their farm to "prevent trespassers from sodomizing their Miltanks"
fucking SJWs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:24:30 No.30207973 Report

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>tfw too tired to walk
When will they allow ride pokemon outside of alola

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:25:24 No.30207980 Report

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>be Psychic
>just want a qt pure Hex Maniac gf
>they're all sluts
At least I got my crew with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:29:06 No.30208020 Report

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>>30207973
Although most regions don't have a Poke Ride service, no one stops you from riding your Pokemon. Where do you live, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:34:37 No.30208077 Report

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>>30207966
>He didnt just steal one earlier and lock it in his basement
Fucking normies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:36:29 No.30208099 Report

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>>30207966
>Not using Dig or Fly to get around it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:39:48 No.30208123 Report

Quoted By: >>30208255

Does anyone know what'll work on wounds from rockruff's stones?

I love cuddling him but the rocks keeps scratching up my skin and it's starting to get bad..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 12:55:02 No.30208255 Report

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>>30208123
>it's starting to get bad..
Then see a doctor. And try to avoid getting hurt in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:03:08 No.30208319 Report

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>>30208255
But I can't help it? I love hugging it but the rocks keeps grinding up against my skin no matter what I try..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:05:51 No.30208347 Report

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>a blissey keeps on showing up in my house and keeps on forcing me to eat her egg
FUCK OFF REEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:07:25 No.30208360 Report

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>>30207824
release them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:07:41 No.30208363 Report

Quoted By: >>30208372 >>30208391 >>30208534

Hey, that blonde girl started to dress as his brother and she's becoming edgy, what should i do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:08:28 No.30208372 Report

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>>30208363
throw rocks at her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:09:17 No.30208383 Report

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>>30208372
But i don't have a rock type mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:09:42 No.30208391 Report

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>>30208363
Defile her. She doesn't have Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:11:21 No.30208407 Report

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>>30208391
Her boyfriend is the fucking champion.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:12:28 No.30208424 Report

Quoted By: >>30208460 >>30208650

Oranguru poster here, ask me anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:13:40 No.30208442 Report

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>>30208407
Oh fuck. Then i should move to another island?

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:15:54 No.30208460 Report

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>>30208424
who is more intelligence you or alakazam

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:16:09 No.30208462 Report

Quoted By: >>30208524

So what the fuck do you do if a bunch of ghosts decide to take residence in your house?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:18:25 No.30208488 Report

Quoted By: >>30208546

>>30208391
>>30208442
Try touching her, bitch. Nebby can literally travel through space and doesn't appreciate people messing with its mom. You won't be getting away, ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:21:42 No.30208524 Report

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>>30208462
Call someone about an exorsizom preferably morty the gym leader

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:23:01 No.30208534 Report

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>>30208363
>>30208391
>>30208442
Don't risk it, anon. He lurks these boards. And have you seen his smile? He looks like someone who kills people for fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:23:50 No.30208546 Report

Quoted By: >>30208611 >>30208677

>>30208488
>boyfriend is the first ever champion in our region
>their pokemon kid is a legendary and reality warper
how can I a bug trainer even compete?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:24:34 No.30208555 Report

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>>30208460
I'd say we general match wits quite well, but in the academic sense, it's hard to compare.

On a related note, me and my Alakazam friend are about to engage in our 23408th Chess match this afternoon. Perhaps to make up for my answer, I will give you the upcoming results.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:26:57 No.30208590 Report

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Anyone else from Slateport? Beach party tonight, bring some lemonade for you and your partner(s)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:28:34 No.30208611 Report

Quoted By: >>30208624

>>30208546
My boss is a bug trainer and he's basically destruction in human form. Don't be discouraged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:30:02 No.30208624 Report

Quoted By: >>30208702

>>30208611
Hey buddy, Team Skull disbanded remember?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:33:04 No.30208650 Report

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>>30208424
monkeyposters please leave

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:35:39 No.30208677 Report

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>>30208546
Don't worry, anon. Alola is filled with qts. There's something for everyone here! Even the guys are pretty fuggable.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:36:32 No.30208695 Report

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>>30208650
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 13:37:13 No.30208702 Report

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>>30208624
So? Boss is still boss. Granted, I wasn't a member for long. Didn't even have time to pick up their style of talking before the Team disbanded, but I still respect him.

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