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So.. My nephew helped me out with a program called Pkhex. I'm not stupid, I know what Gamesharks were back in the day. I don't mind it. Pretty nifty actually. BUT Here's the problem. I keep fucking dying, I'm talking a full team wipe out. I told him I didn't want ANY of the starters and I wanted the ''average'' pokemon with a diverse grouping of moves. Let me explain: Toucannon Adament 2 Physical Flying moves 2 Physical Normal Moves Well this little shit went in and modified these fucking things to hell. I'm talking Grade A wtf hackability x 9001. This fuckwad made them 255 x 6 EV's, 31 x 6 IV's, and gave the damn thing Brave Bird, Dragon Ascent, Thrash, and Mega Kick. Stab bonus for all, that's pretty cool. Now here's the deal, he set each of the 6 pokemon I'm doing in a modified Nuzlocke for 255 x 6, 31 x 6, most powerful moves that don't charge/cost a turn after with each having two types. Started: Level 1, Shiny, HA's if good- 1: Flying/Normal - Toucannon, Adament Moves) Dragon Ascent, Brave Bird, Mega Kick, Thrash 2: Bug/Electric - Vikavolt, Modest Moves) Bug Buzz, Pollen Puff, Thunder, Zap Cannon 3: Ice/Fighting - Crabominable, Adament Ice Hammer, Icicle Crash, Close Combat, Super Power 4: Poison/Fire - Salazzle, Modest Moves) Blue Flare, Overheat, Sludge Wave, Sludge Bomb 5: Ghost/Fairy - Mimikyu, Adament Moves) Play Rough, Shadow Force, Spectral Thief, Phantom Force 6: Water/Psychic - Bruxish, Adament Moves) Psychic Fangs, Zen Headbutt, Aqua Tail, CrabHammer So here's the issue. I'm losing. I come super close to losing these pokemon almost in every fucking battle. Sometimes without switch ins. What the fuck?! Am I missing something here? I know I started at level 1 but they're in the 10's-13's now, finished the 1st Trial. But it seems almost every pokemon I've got is a close call! This is utter bullshit! Wtf is going on, /vp/? Am I just this bad at Pokemon??
/vp/ I got a problem..
>>30213481 I don't remember ever using a Gameshark and having this many problems in the past! Is there some kind of flag that tells the game to up the difficulty to match yours?
Just wondering if any other Green/Red/Blue JP, Blue/Red/Yellow/Gold/Silver Anons also returning to find themselves, even with haxs, to be in troubled water gameplay wise?
Am I really THIS rusty? Or have I just never been good at vidyagames?
I have no idea.
/vp/ will surely have the answer...
Reddit didn't.. Anonymous
>My mother's toucan >Dragon Ascent literally fucking screaming desu
Anonymous
>hack in an entire team of minmaxed fully evolved pokemon >still can't beat the game holy fucking shit and people wonder why the games keep getting easier
/vp/ I got a problem..
>>30213610 That doesn't help, Anon :(
Do YOU have any other suggestions?? Perhaps a type I don't have or a team I can shuffle that actually is viable and good to use? Also why the fuck are the pokemon so slow??
Should I of gone with the 3 starters instead?
Anonymous
>>30213727 if you're that desperate just hack in a level 15 Arceus with the most OP shit you can think of
/vp/ I got a problem..
>>30213669 If you could 'minmax' a fully evolved team which ones would you use or should I just learn the Pkhex thing and try this myself? I don't have a hacked 3ds though. I should just steal it from my nephew.
Anyway, I am having difficulty with the game, it's not fucking easy unless I'm missing something. Enlighten me, Anon :\
Anonymous
>>30213841 Here's a suggestion: fucking kill yourself
If you can't beat a kids game even after hacking it to hell and back you are probably braindead will never live a normal life
Anonymous
>>30213886 I bet he just mashes b to skip dialouge and then has the audacity to ask where he is supposed to go now.
/vp/ I got a problem..
>>30213764 Here's the issue though..
I want to play through Sun&Moon, I
bought.. both copies and am working on Moon since I've got some down time after the family day we all dread.
I want to play thru it using New Mons but these guys are getting wrecked. Is it because of their types or is it just my shitty playstyle? Is there a better team you can come up with that I can try out? Arceus would of worked if this wasn't gen 7 or gen 6.5. I didn't keep up so I don't know what this is.
Anonymous
Why can't you just play the game legitimately?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Jesus, just play the fucking game dude. What a waste of time.
/vp/ I got a problem..
>>30213886 Whelp, I guess you didn't get any Turkey this year or a pat on the head as a kid, I'll go as far to say not even a gold star from your Teacher in Pre-K for effort.
Was Uncle too erect and your Father drunk and strict? Mother abusive, drug addict? Well, glad it toughened you up enough to talk smack online to people from the comforts of your screen and keyboard. Makes you look like a strong Anon, indeed.
So, aside assisting in my suicide, care to drop as to what team YOU used to beat the game, hotshot? Or do you just troll random threads to look cool and gain anonymous e-cred?
Anonymous
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>>30214071 if you can't beat the game even when you hack then you don't deserve to live
jesus christ if you're that desperate just hack in a level 100 lunala or some shit
/vp/ I got a problem..
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>>30213923 >>30213970 >>30214059 I don't think you get what this thread is about, which is alright, I understand most of you can't read,,
/vp/ I got a problem..
>>30214215 It's actually not, I asked a pretty honest open question hoping for people to tell me their teams and let me know what would make my game easier..
Anonymous
>>30213545 >Skill Link with those moves If you're going to hack then hack it right jesus.
/vp/ I got a problem..
>>30214326 >Saying it's wrong >Not giving a detailed explanation as to why >Not giving the proper moves with it Wtf are you on about then?
Anonymous
>>30213951 You're just shitty
I'd I'm not having any real issues playing legit with 3 mons so far then it definitely is you being bad at the game
Anonymous
>>30214275 I literally have just a pikachu, rhombee, and toucannon rn
Anonymous
I don't understand how your pokemon are even fainting. Just spam an attack move with those hacked skills and you should 1 or 2 hit KO literally everything
Anonymous
>>30214394 I'm not going to spoonfeed you retard. Git gud.
/vp/ I got a problem..
>>30214474 I don't know what a Rhombee is but is your game difficult too? Are you having issues?
>>30214425 You're playing legit with 3 and breezing thru then?
Maybe it does have something to do with flags or special cases with hacked mons. I'm thinking the game compensates if you guys are walking through it with ease.
I'm being serious, not to mention alot of my attacks miss and theirs always hit critically. Or most always make a 'critical strike' and hardly do they ever use status dropping moves. I pray for those, like string shot. Most is tackle, water gun, ectect. Moonblast and others, and these pokemon using it always hit crits :(
/vp/ I got a problem..
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>>30214560 I'd like it if you would..
>>30214560 I don't know either, desu. I remember back in the day with the Brick and Color all I needed was Gameshark, lvl 100's, or the best moves. That was it. This is foreign to me and frustrating. Especially since I can't nuzlocke properly, I got too attached. I keep using Full Restores ..
/vp/ I got a problem..
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>>30214560 I wish you would..
>>30214503 I don't either. It's all foreign to me. I don't get why all I needed back in the day was level 100 and the best moves on the old brick and color. Now it's complicated as fuck and getting destroyed..
Anonymous
>>30214571 Since apparently you've got the mental constitution of a 3 year old, let me spoonfeed this to you:
Moves don't just have base power, they have accuracy. A lot of the moves you're using are heavily inaccurate, meaning you're going to miss a lot.
On the other hand, you have hacked fully evolved Pokemon, and a substantial amount of your moves ARE fully accurate, so there's absolutely no reason you should be having difficulty. There are no hidden flags or anything in SM. You're just shit.
Anonymous
/vp/ I got a problem..
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>>30214848 Thanks to your brilliant deduction my problem is now solved.
I am just shit.
Thank you, Anon. Sincerely, from the bottom of my heart.
/vp/ I got a problem..
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>>30214928 Don't you go elbow, eyebrow gazing, giggletuck at me, Anon. This is a very serious thread needing serious replies. Don't make me make you serious up.
Anonymous
>retard hacks damn near the easiest pokemon game to date, save for a few battles IF you don't have a diverse team/movepool >shits on others calling him stupid despite him needing help on all of these things I cant believe it's not bait.
Anonymous
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>>30214571 Eh, you shouldn't have been dealing with anything that can use Moon Blast if you're still around the first trial. That's a relatively high level fairy type move. There may be another explanation here, your nephew might have buffed all the wild and opponent Pokemon as well as yours.
Anonymous
>>30215088 >near the easiest pokemon game to date What fucking game are you playing
Anonymous
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>>30215379 pokemon sun and moon
>near the easiest pokemon game to date, save for a few battles IF you don't have a diverse team/movepool if youre not breezing through the game youre probably really shit at pokemon
Anonymous
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>>30215379 I ran Rowlett, Abra, Grubbin on the first island then finished my team with Mudbray, Pikapek and Wishi Washi on the second. The only close battles I had were final Lusamille and Champion Kukui. You're probably shit at the game.
Anonymous
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>Check if nephew hacked pokebeans >go to pokemon refresh >give 3 rainbow beans to each member of your team >enjoy getting random crits/enemy misses/extra experience There, problem solved
Anonymous
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>>30214571 Ribombee I mean
its "difficult" but its not like I'm getting wiped ever, I think I've only been wiped once
why don't you start a legit game up and actually learn how to play instead of making beefy shitmons and dying.
Anonymous
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>>30213481 Dude, if you're having this much trouble with hacked mons, just catch some different ones. Popular consensus is that Magnemite fucking obliterates most of the game. On the first island alone you can nab mag, grimer, diglett, and gastly. Even if you just want Alola mons, cutiefly and yungoose aren't too terrible. Electric oricorio can also sweep the first Kahuna with aerial cutter.
Anonymous
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>a nigger bitch with blonde hair