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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:03:47 No.30214983 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30215000 >>30215027 >>30215074 >>30215084 >>30215154 >>30215365 >>30215508 >>30215524 >>30216530 >>30217689

how do you take care of a female gardevoir. i caught one in my backyard and i want to know how to take care of her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:04:32 No.30215000 Report

Quoted By: >>30215021

>>30214983
Plant it in fertile soil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:05:18 No.30215019 Report

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I think I've seen a comic about this before

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:05:18 No.30215021 Report

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>>30215000
what do they eat. how to care for them. not planting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:05:26 No.30215027 Report

Quoted By: >>30215050

>>30214983
Just train it a beat other trainers for money

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:06:20 No.30215050 Report

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>>30215027
im keeping her as a pet. not to battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:07:04 No.30215070 Report

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>>30215021
They eat fertile soil when planted

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:07:12 No.30215074 Report

Quoted By: >>30215097

>>30214983
You make her your wife.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:07:27 No.30215084 Report

Quoted By: >>30215129

>>30214983
When I say go, be ready to throw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:07:51 No.30215097 Report

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>>30215074
i thought they hate sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:09:02 No.30215129 Report

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>>30215084
THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:09:23 No.30215144 Report

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>>30215097
Its consensual rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:09:28 No.30215148 Report

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>>30215097
No, they HAVE sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:09:41 No.30215154 Report

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>>30214983
>>30215021
They eat beans like all the other Pokémon, fucking newfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:10:21 No.30215164 Report

Quoted By: >>30215225

>>30215097
Then you do it slow and easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:12:09 No.30215200 Report

Quoted By: >>30215248

>>30215097
Actually they don't surprisingly. Daily sex is pivotal to a healthy a strong Gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:12:42 No.30215225 Report

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>>30215164
can they be toilet trained or they go outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:13:44 No.30215248 Report

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>>30215200
i guess im on track. i fingered her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:15:26 No.30215294 Report

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>>30215225
Humanlike intelligence. Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:15:48 No.30215302 Report

Quoted By: >>30215334

>>30215225
I'm pretty sure that if they can read minds and understand the human thoughts, language and feelings, then they can learn how to sit on a toilet for sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:16:11 No.30215307 Report

Quoted By: >>30215429

>>30215294
what can i feed her beside dirt. can they drink mt dew

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:17:13 No.30215334 Report

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>>30215302
she forgot to put the seat down

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:18:16 No.30215365 Report

Quoted By: >>30215401

>>30214983
I dunno
I abandoned mine in the middle of the forest
Grew a stick and told it to catch it, then I drove my car as fast as possible, I didn't even looked back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:19:50 No.30215401 Report

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>>30215365
i want to keep it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:20:45 No.30215429 Report

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>>30215307
Anything that isn't obvious poison like bleach. What do humans eat? You can even drink wine with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:21:51 No.30215467 Report

Quoted By: >>30215514 >>30215543

>>30215429
is moonshine ok. she found my still out in the barn

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:23:07 No.30215508 Report

Quoted By: >>30215533 >>30215919

>>30214983
You let him out of his ball on your couch, feed him a bowl of eggs daily, and refuse to let him back in his ball until he finishes them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:23:21 No.30215514 Report

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>>30215467
Yep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:23:43 No.30215524 Report

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>>30214983
Release it and get a Gallade like a real man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:23:55 No.30215533 Report

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>>30215508
its a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:24:14 No.30215543 Report

Quoted By: >>30215588

>>30215467
It might end up getting tanked. But it should be fine.

Just don't let it anywhere near you while under the influence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:25:02 No.30215568 Report

Quoted By: >>30215763 >>30215830 >>30215863

>Gardevoir is one of my favorite Pokemon
>I don't want to fuck it
Am I the only one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:25:52 No.30215588 Report

Quoted By: >>30215717

>>30215543
this moonshine is 180 proof or around 95% alcohol. she drank bout a quart

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:30:16 No.30215717 Report

Quoted By: >>30215786

>>30215588
Better have her checked for alcohol poisoning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:31:52 No.30215763 Report

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>>30215568
I would say let it just sit there for a bit and let it do it's thing. If it starts to get worse take it to the pokecenter.

And lock up the still. If one of those can get into it the neighborhood kids can as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:32:37 No.30215786 Report

Quoted By: >>30215871

>>30215717
shes drunk as fuck right now. i'll make a thread later to post updates of her drunk antics

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:34:31 No.30215830 Report

Quoted By: >>30216997

>>30215568
No, you're not. This board is just full of Pokewaifufags who would put their dick in a toaster if it would feel warm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:36:05 No.30215863 Report

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>>30215568
No, but thanks to you gardefags companion now you are automatically marked as a pokephile and a pervert by almost anyone who has lurked enough the Internet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:36:18 No.30215871 Report

Quoted By: >>30215925

>>30215786
Shes acting to see if you would take advantage of her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:36:20 No.30215874 Report

Quoted By: >>30215996

It's threads like these that make me wish I was brave enough to kill myself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:37:57 No.30215919 Report

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>>30215508

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:38:01 No.30215925 Report

Quoted By: >>30216058 >>30216115

>>30215871
if i whip out my dick, she will tilt her head to look for it and start sucking it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:39:11 No.30215947 Report

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>>30215021
Beans and cupcakes and soda

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:41:27 No.30215996 Report

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>>30215874
Nobody is stopping you tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:43:12 No.30216058 Report

Quoted By: >>30216128

>>30215925
You are a bad person if you try to fuck a heavy drunk while you're sober. Just saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:45:24 No.30216115 Report

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>>30215925
Doubt it.
You just found it in the shed about a half a hour ago and it has had no time to get to know it's new surroundings. Let alone that it will possibly take it as a offence if you do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:45:45 No.30216128 Report

Quoted By: >>30216195 >>30216261

>>30216058
she broke into my barn and went to town drinking 180 proof moonshine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:48:12 No.30216195 Report

Quoted By: >>30216226

>>30216128
She is gonna paint the whole town red, put her down for good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:49:06 No.30216226 Report

Quoted By: >>30216290

>>30216195
i want to keep her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:50:15 No.30216261 Report

Quoted By: >>30216275

>>30216128
And? Taking advantage of the drunk girl is worse. She can obviously consent when she's sober because of humanlike intelligence but wasted? Just no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:50:43 No.30216275 Report

Quoted By: >>30216332 >>30216356

>>30216261
she sucked me while sober

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:51:08 No.30216290 Report

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>>30216226
But you can't, also i called the police, do something or they will

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:52:47 No.30216332 Report

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>>30216275
she tried to take my car. i stopped her. so she took my 4 wheeler and is now making a giant donuts on my farm. i live in the country

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:53:30 No.30216356 Report

Quoted By: >>30216407

>>30216275
Doesn't matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:55:40 No.30216407 Report

Quoted By: >>30216447

>>30216356
females gardevoirs will fuck any males near them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:57:24 No.30216447 Report

Quoted By: >>30216482

>>30216407
Then why are you still a virgin OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 19:58:44 No.30216482 Report

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>>30216447
used to be

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 20:00:30 No.30216530 Report

Quoted By: >>30216650

>>30214983
Ignoring the fact that this thread is the cringiest teenage shit I've seen in months

>Wild Gardevoir
fake and gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 20:00:55 No.30216537 Report

Quoted By: >>30216592

Impregnate her you faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 20:02:54 No.30216592 Report

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>>30216537
you cant. biology and shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 20:05:21 No.30216650 Report

Quoted By: >>30216683 >>30216696

>>30216530
We have these kind of threads every single day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 20:06:46 No.30216683 Report

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>>30216650
my gardevoir drank 180 proof moonshine. she is now trying to pee like a guy and is failing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 20:07:11 No.30216696 Report

Quoted By: >>30216759

>>30216650
This one is EXTRA cringey and reeks of awkwardly horny 13-year old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 20:09:36 No.30216759 Report

Quoted By: >>30216775

>>30216696
>Implying that gardevoir isn't the baby-first pokewaifu usually picked by kids who just learned the feeling of touching their pee pee

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 20:10:16 No.30216775 Report

Quoted By: >>30217028

>>30216759
*furries who just learned the feeling of touching their pee pee

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 20:19:22 No.30216997 Report

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>>30215830
>Comparing the sweet sweet loving of Gardevoir to fuging a toster.

What is wrong with you? Gardevoir isn't anywhere close to an electric type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 20:20:40 No.30217028 Report

Quoted By: >>30217147 >>30217250

>>30216775
>Furries

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 20:24:54 No.30217147 Report

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>>30217028
get off. you need to be 18+

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 20:26:15 No.30217184 Report

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i think the moonshine got to her. i think shes dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 20:29:43 No.30217250 Report

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>>30217028
When a guy wants to out his moist sausage inside of an animal but then he thinks, "Its not good enough, something is missing, oh I know, it should walk in 2 legs and have tits"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 20:49:23 No.30217689 Report

Quoted By: >>30217994

>>30214983
Gardevoir is one of the easiest pokemon to take care, mostly because of natural loyality of this species.

Gardevoir can eat same food like humans. Actually gardevoir is psychic type and can tell you what she needs with telepathy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Nov 2016 21:01:43 No.30217994 Report

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>>30217689
she can talk

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