It's a lot later than I'm used to staying up anymore since I got a full time job, so this may not be too great
and there is not even a hint of smut because I hate it, sorry, but I had this idea and had to write it out.
http://pastebin.com/M2azdvL2Guzma getting his starter. Sorry it's a mess. If it's decent enough, I might rewrite, polish and officially post it somewhere, but for now, take this.
Goodnight, anons.