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This is the Anti-chesnaught Club. In this thread, you join the Anti-chesnaught Club and bash chesnaught. RULES OF THE CREW: 1. You must hate on chesnaught 2. You must HATE on chesnaught 3. You must hate on chespin too 4. Hating on other grass starters like decidueye and meganium is optional, but strongly encourage 5. You should mock and diss everybody who likes/is indifferent to chesnaught (e.g.: ">liking shitnaught", "hahaha faggot, liking shitnaught", etc) 6. You must hate all dog Pokémon, unless they are bipedal and/or sexy (no, arcanine and lycanroc aren't sexy; yes, lucario is sexy) 7. You must hate ALL hedgehog and knight related things, and mock everybody who likes anything from this group (sonic, hummingbirds, holy grail movies, the crusade, echidnas, swords, etc) 8. You must like Greninja and the most powerful OU Pokémon (unless they're non-bipedal canids or grass starters) To join the chesnaught crew, simply bash chesnaught ITT. Have fun, and hate on chesnaught!
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>>30259314 I LOVE CHESNAUGHT
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>>30259411 Whoops
>>30259314 I LOVE CHESNAUGHT
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Why would you hate chestnaught? Did a chestnaught touch you inappropriately OP?
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>>30259314 I must CUM on chestnaught
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>>30259314 >Not liking Monty Python and the Holy Grail Holy shit taste, Batman!
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>arcanine and lycanroc isn't sexy >lucario is Get the fuck out.
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Chesnaught more like shitnaught
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This is now a Torterra thread. Post Torterra.
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Chesnaught thread? Chesnaught thread.
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>>30259741 posting best starter
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>>30259632 >liking shitnaught Anonymous
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I just hate chesnaught so much. It's such an ugly excuse for a pokemon. Chespin doesn't even look like a grass type! and the other grass starters stink too. Rowlet is just a fat owl only nerds like and torterra is a venusaur rehash. Don't even get me started on that piece of shit meganium....
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>>30259904 shit i dont actually have that many torterra picks. granted its been years since ive saved any new pokemon pictures but i thought i had more
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>>30259932 >>30259919 why cant we just be happy and get along, anon? there are 802 pokemon you dont have to hate any of them.
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>>30259742 Noooo i totally hate chesnaught and don't think he's great go away fag
he's fucking great i'm just playing along because i feel like op is just joking as it sounds too retarded to be real am i doing it right? Anonymous
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>>30259903 Give me sauce or give me death!
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>>30259314 >you must hate on chespin too but chespin was the best first stage, chesnaught is shit because it deviated too far from chespin
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>>30260096 >>30260089 OP might have been joking but maybe not. This is /vp/ afterall. Anonymous
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>>30259314 I was with you until number 6. Shit taste.
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>>30259919 Chesnot is shit but dont you fucking talk shit about my bros venusaur and torterra
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>>30260138 i guess but lets hope for the first >>30260203 Right oh em gee why would anyone like a furry friendly giant i mean how fucking gross is that right? totally not normal and not cool
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>>30259314 I just wish there were a few changes. The long arms look very strange with his poses and his head looks far too small for the body. Same problem with Kommo-o on the arms, they're too long and look out of place with the way the creature poses.
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i bet shitnaught likers think they have a chance now with less brave bird spam in the meta. know your place.
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I fucking hated Chespin. I was so disappointed in it as a starter. It's middle stage was so bad, it looked like a chubby mexican kid in a really bad green hoodie. Everything about it pissed me off. After that, I will never base my starter on what my out of game rivals have chosen. Literally ruined my first playthrough of Pokemon X.
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On a purely objectively and unbiased viewpoint, Chesnaught is easily the most disgusting abomination to ever disgrace Pokemon. And Chesnaughtfags should feel bad about liking it.
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>>30260906 I don't think so.
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>>30260906 Yeah right? fuck SHITnaught lovers i totally hate chesnaught like you my fellow chesnaught haters just fuck that thing, the totally cool and not ugly as fuck venusaur is better
i think i gained their trust guys, i feel like i'm doing it right Anonymous
I hate XY. I hate greninja i just hate chesnaught with i burning passion. If chesnaught was in my house i would chomp his neck and then cover my body with its blood and scream "CHESNAUGHT DIED! CHESNAUGHT DIED! CHESNAUGHT DIED! CHESNAUGHT DIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARW ROARROARROAR CHESNAUGHT DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED".
>>30261023 read the thread chesfucker
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>>30259314 Haha that nigga gay af
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>>30259742 Chesnaught is the worst pOKEMON EVER I HATE CHESNAUGHT I HATE CHESNAUGHT I HATE CHESNAUGHT CAAAAAAAAAAAAW CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW I HATE CHESNAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHT MOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AGHAGHAGHAGHAGH MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SKUNTANK'S TERRIBLENESS HAS NOTHING ON CHESNAUGHT'S ARMS PONCHO FINGERS BEARD FATNESS SUGGESTIVE MOVEPOOL, ABILLITIES AND STATS MOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW MOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>30261267 >read the thread chesfucker i don't think so
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>>30261267 >>30261728 holy shit calm down
take your ritalin and go to bed
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>>30259314 worst grass starter IMO
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dear 4chan after nintendo announced pokemon ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ultra Z versoin looking back at it chestnaught was ok