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Mohn

Anonymous Sun 27 Nov 2016 22:47:31 No.30292944 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30294989 >>30295257 >>30296922 >>30297040 >>30300508 >>30300637 >>30302429 >>30305012

This man fucks Lusamine, has 2 children with her, goes missing, and then just chills on Pokemon Slavery Island while she goes insane and almost ends humanity.

Legend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Nov 2016 23:44:22 No.30294670 Report

Quoted By: >>30294687 >>30294941 >>30296671 >>30297206 >>30298290 >>30304895

>this fat fuck was boning Lusamine

HOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Nov 2016 23:44:54 No.30294687 Report

Quoted By: >>30295183 >>30304848

>>30294670
Basically you're just stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Nov 2016 23:46:27 No.30294736 Report

Quoted By: >>30294922 >>30294928 >>30295127

So is Lusamine legitimately crazy or was it all those jellyfish ultra beats? The way Guzma talked before I faced her made me think so, I just caught Solagaleo so I haven't had time to ruh around checking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Nov 2016 23:51:54 No.30294922 Report

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>>30294736
Lusamine lost it when her husband disappeared.
They explain the jellyfish powers in more detail post-game. The jellyfish just made Lusamine go more insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Nov 2016 23:52:10 No.30294928 Report

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>>30294736
A bit of both

Hard for me to clearly define, but Lusamine's actions were her own doing but her mind was kinda fucked by the UB Jellies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Nov 2016 23:52:43 No.30294941 Report

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>>30294670
She likes dad bods

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Nov 2016 23:54:08 No.30294989 Report

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>>30292944
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Nov 2016 23:54:11 No.30294992 Report

Quoted By: >>30295132

So is Lusamine going to be okay? Are they going to at least tell her hubby is alive but lost his memories and now works as on my special island keeping my and many other people's pokemon entertained? I mean, it's not like that island is in another dimension, we can see it on the map.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Nov 2016 23:57:58 No.30295127 Report

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>>30294736
She was always crazy, it's just when Nihilego fused with her, it was revealed one of her deepest desires was to kill Lillie.
Those good times Lillie mentioned were probably "she hasn't beaten me in a while" good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Nov 2016 23:58:07 No.30295132 Report

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>>30294992
Your sociopathic player will keep their mouth shut about Mohn with a shit-eating grin on their face while watching Lillie cry over her Mother's comatose body, thinking she'll potentially be an orphan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Nov 2016 23:59:30 No.30295183 Report

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>>30294687
Made me chuckle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 00:01:48 No.30295257 Report

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>>30292944
All the while he was actually doing a much better job of Pokémon conservation. I guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 00:42:06 No.30296564 Report

Quoted By: >>30297082 >>30298695 >>30304802

I love these

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 00:45:26 No.30296671 Report

Quoted By: >>30296953 >>30303366

>>30294670
>He was hot before his "retirement"
>He was a high-status educated professional
>He had a great personality that helped ground Lusamine and be the emotional stability that her personality needs.
Take your pick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 00:54:00 No.30296922 Report

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>>30292944
The minute I read that Mohn was involved in Dimensional Research I knew everything in the game was his fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 00:55:01 No.30296953 Report

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>>30296671
This anon knows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 00:57:25 No.30297040 Report

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>>30292944
This fat son of a bitch is fucking super hot chicks and basically you are fucking stupid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 00:58:29 No.30297082 Report

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>>30296564

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 01:01:58 No.30297195 Report

Quoted By: >>30298507

I am surprised nobody ever pointed out how closely Mohn and Lusamine look like each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 01:02:17 No.30297206 Report

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>>30294670
Sometimes it doesn't matter what you look if you can slang dick the right way. All you have to do is get in the door, and from what I can tell, Mohn has a great personality. Lusamine is the type of chick who'd fuck any guy that could make her laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 01:07:42 No.30297373 Report

Quoted By: >>30297479

>wife starts going crazy
>Dresses up kids like dolls inspired by UB's
>Probably tried to get him to dress like Buzzswole
>Decide to bail out
>"Fall into a wormhole"
>Go live on a boat and make islands

I mean can you blame him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 01:10:51 No.30297479 Report

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>>30297373
>He doesn't want to be Lusamine's daddy buzzswole

What a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 01:34:25 No.30298290 Report

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>>30294670
>HOW

bee yourself :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 01:41:08 No.30298507 Report

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>>30297195
Incest is a hell of a drug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 01:47:25 No.30298695 Report

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>>30296564
>I'm never going to buy from them again
He didn't even buy the fucking game.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 02:45:34 No.30300508 Report

Quoted By: >>30300528 >>30302581

>>30292944
>Assuming Mohn didn't look like Hiker David in his youth
>Thinking Lusamine could resist that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 02:46:19 No.30300528 Report

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>>30300508
God I loved Kiawe's trial
>Come my fine hiker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 02:50:03 No.30300637 Report

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>>30292944
I bet he got """"Lost"""" in UB Space on purpose to begin with. He shacked up with Lusamine because she was hot and mistook her legitimate mental illness as eccentricity until it was too late. Then he left her and his whiny kids to bum around on an island for the rest of his life. Gotta respect that, even if he did almost inadvertently end the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 03:42:20 No.30302429 Report

Quoted By: >>30302518 >>30302573

>>30292944
I'm baffled that the protagonist character does nothing to reunite this family when all the pieces of evidence come together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 03:44:58 No.30302518 Report

Quoted By: >>30302768

>>30302429
Wait for Stars. It'll all come together then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 03:46:48 No.30302573 Report

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>>30302429
To be fair, all the bits of evidence do come a bit too late. I mean, Lusiname's already gone through with her plan, and gotten her ass kicked for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 03:47:12 No.30302581 Report

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>>30300508
That trial was fucking gold. I enjoyed SM's humor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 03:51:50 No.30302723 Report

Quoted By: >>30302858 >>30302872 >>30302953 >>30303201 >>30303864

Why did the police just let Team Skull take over an entire town?

You can't even say it's because they're incompetent, because the police chief is the kahuna.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 03:52:53 No.30302768 Report

Quoted By: >>30302858

>>30302518
Remember when we could go to all the regions in Pokemon Rainbow? Me too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 03:55:40 No.30302858 Report

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>>30302768
Hey man my dad is John Gamefreak and he TOLD me it'll be in Pokemon Stars so shut up

>>30302723
Nanu just straight doesn't give a fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 03:55:59 No.30302872 Report

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>>30302723
The police don't seem to take Team Skull as a serious threat at all, since whenever you talk to one they talk about how peaceful Alola is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 03:57:03 No.30302953 Report

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>>30302723
Nanu probably didn't care enough to do anything about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 04:03:29 No.30303201 Report

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>>30302723

Po Town seems pretty isolated from the rest of Alola. Here we have a town that was completely overrun by this gang that the rest of the region sees only as a minor nuisance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 04:07:58 No.30303366 Report

Quoted By: >>30304200

>>30296671

This. Why wouldn't people think on this some more?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 04:11:48 No.30303518 Report

Quoted By: >>30303693 >>30303858

I must be retarded because I didn't realize that Lillie and Gladion were Lusamine's kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 04:17:13 No.30303693 Report

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>>30303518
...they both call her mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 04:22:08 No.30303858 Report

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>>30303518
I must be retarded because I just realized that reaction gif is great

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 04:22:23 No.30303864 Report

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>>30302723
No one takes Team Skull seriously until they actually succeed in stealing Pokemon and kidnapping Lillie.

Po Town is practically a low rent, ghost town containing a bunch of rowdy losers and Nanu does not give a single shit so long as they aren't hurting other people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 04:33:55 No.30304200 Report

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>>30303366
If the average /vp/ user could figure out what might make a woman want to hook up with a man they in most cases wouldn't even be here in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 04:56:08 No.30304802 Report

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>>30296564
>tfw had a great one from /m/ or /a/ about Kawamori making Macross at 21 while someone else labels them a 21 year old kissless virgin

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 04:57:32 No.30304848 Report

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>>30294687
literally made me lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 04:59:16 No.30304895 Report

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>>30294670
He ate a shit ton of shiny beans. He says so himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 05:03:05 No.30305012 Report

Quoted By: >>30305046

>>30292944
Was Guzma fucking Lusamine after Mohn left?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 05:04:24 No.30305046 Report

Quoted By: >>30305176

>>30305012
Lusamine was fucking Guzma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 05:09:28 No.30305176 Report

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>>30305046
>Pulmeria and Guzma not having nasty ghetto Secks in the team skull mansion

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