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I've been playing sun for 3 hours now

>literally nothing but pure trash pokemon in the early areas
>there is already talk about "destiny" (lazy storywriting)
>there is an island called le le memememe and a pokemon named top kek
>social media exists within the game
>brown people everywhere
>the laziest fucking roadblocks I've ever seen (including just a straight up literal roadblock)
>your walk cycle is fucking whacky
>your head is too small
>YOU CAN'T GO 3 FUCKING SECONDS WITHOUT HAU OR LILLIE TRYING TO FUCK YOU
>the PSS goes straight down the shitter to make room for your brand new FisherPrice handholdinator9000
>you don't even do gyms anymore, beating 8 hardcore dudes would be too challenging and kids would just go back to playing candycucker on their iphones, instead you just have to beat 4 goofy cunts with an IQ of 40 to win

The only good things about sun and moon are the fact that you can remove your hat, the earthbound-esque cities and the aesthetic climate

everything else is garbage, trash

please tell me it gets better than this, I've been at it for hours and I'm not even on an adventure yet