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Guzma Thread: Writeboy edition

Your Writeboy !!3CdwzzcxdMT Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:08:04 No.30326976 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30327040 >>30327114 >>30327366 >>30328055 >>30329331 >>30330316 >>30330954 >>30331110 >>30331724 >>30335852

Here we discuss our boy and savior.

Also, I'm back from the land of sleep/irl bs so I'll be taking requests again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:09:48 No.30327040 Report

Quoted By: >>30327400 >>30331557

>>30326976
>Teleports behind you
Pfft. Nothing personal kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:09:59 No.30327044 Report

Quoted By: >>30327110 >>30327206

Please write something lewd with Guzma vs Ilima during Hala's training sections. They sleep together in the same room and sex ensues. Guzma is aggressive and dominant but is surprised and taken back when Ilima likes it and does kinky shit like asking Guzma to spit in his mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:12:04 No.30327102 Report

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>>30327077
most likely they used waifu2x

Your Writeboy !!3CdwzzcxdMT

Your Writeboy !!3CdwzzcxdMT Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:12:18 No.30327110 Report

Quoted By: >>30327206 >>30327228

>>30327044
o-okay yes guzma pls spit in my mouth daddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:12:24 No.30327114 Report

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>>30326976
I'm craving some fluffy lewd so maybe some Guzma body worship that leads to a blowjob? I'm curious to see what people think he looks like under those clothes too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:13:28 No.30327148 Report

Quoted By: >>30327185

I'm not gay but I'd suck Guzma's dick desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:13:28 No.30327149 Report

Quoted By: >>30327441

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKQgZcU5Pl8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:14:23 No.30327185 Report

Quoted By: >>30327441

>>30327148
that's pretty nice senpai

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:14:52 No.30327206 Report

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>>30327044
>>30327110
y'all are gross
but i love ya

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:15:35 No.30327228 Report

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>>30327110
Awesome! Thanks, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:15:44 No.30327233 Report

Quoted By: >>30327313

Some headcanons of mine
>Guzma hugging his bug
>Golispod carrying Guzma to bed when he tires himself out
>Wimpod being his only friend when he is younger because all the other children think his wimpod sucks
>Golispod bringing all of the bug Z-Crystals to Guzma, and him making his OWN trial to show those dumb islanders he can handle it
>Guzma letting the younger grunts pass his trial to make them feel accomplished
>Dad Guzma taking care of the kids with Plum because no one else cares about them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:18:07 No.30327313 Report

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>>30327233
Forgot one
>"GUZMA I AM TRYING TO SLEEP"
>"What, am I BUGGING you?"
>kek.jpg
He has to sleep on the couch for a week

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:19:33 No.30327358 Report

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>>30326939
I was looking for the pic related post about Guzma. It's not important, I was looking for it for anon who asked about the post.
>>30327077
Tumblr
I'm on mobile so I didn't save the blog where I found it etc. It was on the Guzma tag though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:19:49 No.30327366 Report

Quoted By: >>30329693

>>30326976
Posted it in a previous thread, but never got fufilled- any way we could get some tsundere!guz being turned into a big stammering nerd when plumeria starts to softly dom him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:20:46 No.30327400 Report

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>>30327040
I imagine ya boi and his goons mysteriously got rowdier in the Akala area when she and her golf clubs went abroad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:22:43 No.30327441 Report

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>>30327149
i want guzma to ppap
>>30327185
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:30:04 No.30327639 Report

Quoted By: >>30327683 >>30327698

I would like to request non-lewd Chicken x Guzma fluff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:30:40 No.30327662 Report

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:31:26 No.30327683 Report

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>>30327639
I want to see Chicken-chan drink a mug of tapu cocoa with big brother Guzma.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:31:56 No.30327698 Report

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>>30327639
goosema x chicken fluff is so good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:39:56 No.30327931 Report

Quoted By: >>30328021 >>30328134

I have a thing for smoking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:42:57 No.30328021 Report

Quoted By: >>30328067 >>30328070 >>30328531 >>30329409

>>30327931
kissing him would be so gross. i cant imagine he brushes his teeth either
i appreciate the aesthetic though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:44:19 No.30328055 Report

Quoted By: >>30336890

>>30326976
write some daddy guzma giving chicken-chan a good hard smack

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:44:52 No.30328067 Report

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>>30328021
Guzma is probably a gross fucker who smells like smoke and rage induced sweat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:44:56 No.30328070 Report

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>>30328021
>not imagining that he has very tasteful gum that eliminates the taste of cigarettes and replaces it with mint flavor or otherwise

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:46:55 No.30328134 Report

Quoted By: >>30328207

>>30327931
Guzma gets embarassed/flustered if you kiss him all over because it ruins his tough-guy image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:47:50 No.30328158 Report

Quoted By: >>30328207

guzma is that gross man that works at dollar tree who probably smells like old cat litter, but boy, i'd let him do ungodly things to my bhole

liz where

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:49:29 No.30328201 Report

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I want to grind against Guzma's pole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:49:39 No.30328207 Report

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>>30328158
Seek Christ, anon.

>>30328134
I bet he moans like a slut if you suck on his neck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:50:32 No.30328231 Report

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>>30328070
is it 5 watermelon gum?
also he would totally be the type to make out with you when your eating poprocks just to steal them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:52:50 No.30328310 Report

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>>30328231
It can be whatever flavor you want anon

I'm sure he'd let you choose your favorite flavor

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:53:00 No.30328316 Report

Quoted By: >>30329521

fic where guzma gets chicken-chan out of an abusive relationship with _(i would feel bad choosing an NPC with a name so fill in the blank with whoever)_ when?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:55:14 No.30328378 Report

Quoted By: >>30328395

Fic of guzma getting milk from the store

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:55:47 No.30328395 Report

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>>30328378
seconding

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 28 Nov 2016 23:59:50 No.30328531 Report

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>>30328021
I'm a smoker too so I wouldn't notice the taste.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:09:22 No.30328798 Report

Quoted By: >>30328889 >>30329085

I wonder what being dominated by Guzma feels like.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:12:45 No.30328889 Report

Quoted By: >>30329050

>>30328798
____good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:18:02 No.30329050 Report

Quoted By: >>30329085 >>30329347

>>30328889
He seems to be very patient (considering him having a Wimpod and being kind (he compliments you when you win him and even gives you his favorite TM and lucky charm). Whatever he does to you, he makes sure you get plenty of pleasure too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:19:09 No.30329085 Report

Quoted By: >>30329123

>>30329050
Meant for >>30328798

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:20:31 No.30329123 Report

Quoted By: >>30329309 >>30335768

>>30329085
ya silly goose

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:23:38 No.30329221 Report

Quoted By: >>30329286 >>30329347

I want Nanu to fill up our boy's mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:25:26 No.30329286 Report

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>>30329221
With what? Too much hydration can kill too, you know.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:26:35 No.30329309 Report

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>>30329123
Pls no bully

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:27:18 No.30329331 Report

Quoted By: >>30329361

>>30326976
Why are his glasses round in here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:27:22 No.30329334 Report

Quoted By: >>30329563 >>30329567

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8685991?view_adult=true
DELETE THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:27:52 No.30329347 Report

Quoted By: >>30329673

>>30329050
>compliments you

What does he say? I haven't gotten him in the Battle Tree yet.

>>30329221
I want Nanu to glare at me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:28:31 No.30329361 Report

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>>30329331
he changes them at the end of the game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:30:13 No.30329409 Report

Quoted By: >>30329471 >>30329505 >>30329675

>>30328021
I imagine he does brush his teeth, he just tastes kinda smokey all the time, probably mixed with coffee. I wouldn't mind that taste. On him, it'd probably be delicious in its own strange way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:32:16 No.30329471 Report

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>>30329409
>coffee
i think you mean tapu cocoa

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:33:21 No.30329498 Report

Quoted By:

>>30329286
Tapu Cocoa

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:33:36 No.30329505 Report

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>>30329409
>coffee
>not Tapu Cocoa

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:34:05 No.30329521 Report

Quoted By: >>30329950

>>30328316
This this this this
Maybe a Hiker NPC

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:35:36 No.30329563 Report

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>>30329334
we need more comfy dom fics

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:35:43 No.30329567 Report

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>>30329334
Gonna have to read that later

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:38:23 No.30329639 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:39:39 No.30329673 Report

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>>30329347
Oh. He says "Great work, I guess" on the first time you beat him. After the second battle he says "I gotta admit that was great." And on the third battle, well it seems that he is actually mortified of not being able "smash you".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:39:46 No.30329675 Report

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>>30329409
There was another guy a couple years after high school who I got a crush on also looked like Guzma. He was a smoker, and smelled like cigarettes, but it was hot, for some reason. We hugged a few times. later when I got a boyfriend (which was his friend), the boyfriend later told me that the smoker dude had a crush on me. I was internally ripped to shreds from hearing this. Even lived with the guy (roommates). Lots of awkward alone time... wish I woulda jumped him, but probably for the best I didn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:40:07 No.30329691 Report

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Where is writefag anon?

Your Writeboy !!3CdwzzcxdMT

Your Writeboy !!3CdwzzcxdMT Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:40:11 No.30329693 Report

Quoted By: >>30329811 >>30329846 >>30330058 >>30330184 >>30330363 >>30330426

Normal/Bug boiz
http://pastebin.com/2UHpfTx8

>all these people requesting chicken when they could just ask for x Reader if they wanted to self insert
>I write Chicken just as mute as the MC is in the story so it's the same effect

Next:
>>30327366

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:40:48 No.30329709 Report

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>>30329639
Adorable!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:43:53 No.30329800 Report

Quoted By: >>30329882

I don't know how people can cope with smell that comes with smoking. I can't stand it at all, it's so strong.
When I think of kissing a smoker I remember all those gross pictures you see in health classes about what smoking does to you. Are people attracted to daredevils or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:44:05 No.30329811 Report

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>>30329693
Boy, you're gonna make me whip out the brush again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:45:04 No.30329846 Report

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>>30329693
Ayy, thanks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:45:38 No.30329867 Report

Quoted By: >>30329908

>>30329639
What is even happening here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:46:07 No.30329882 Report

Quoted By: >>30330051

>>30329800
I think it's different when a guy you're attracted to does it. If he looks hot, the smoking looks hot on him. If it's some greasy lard-ass with skid marks on the tail of his VGC 2009 t-shirt smoking, then those gross images will appear.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:47:02 No.30329908 Report

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>>30329867
back rubs im guessing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:48:30 No.30329950 Report

Quoted By: >>30329983

>>30329521
>i actually got a reply
at least someone here likes my idea.
hiker NPC would be nice, yeah. i wanted to choose gladion or hau but i just can't see either of them acting that way even away from prying eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:49:32 No.30329983 Report

Quoted By: >>30330290

>>30329950
An ex-skull grunt could also work, or one of the punks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:52:24 No.30330051 Report

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>>30329882
No, I wouldn't kiss a crush who is a smoker. Or someone I think is attractive. I can live without a kiss. If I was going kiss someone, I would make sure that I made it as pleasant as possible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:52:40 No.30330058 Report

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>>30329693
i want to put my tongue in ilima's boyhole

good shit, writeboy, glad to have you here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:52:55 No.30330066 Report

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:54:08 No.30330103 Report

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:55:11 No.30330131 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:56:15 No.30330163 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:56:57 No.30330184 Report

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>>30329693
THANK YOU BASED ANON!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:58:07 No.30330217 Report

Quoted By: >>30330249 >>30330284 >>30330303 >>30334396 >>30334456

>>30330163
I like how this is an actual pattern that someone came up with, but a part of Tumblr thinks that it's actually in the game, and they're making patterns of it, and asking for credit if people want to use it. Incredible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:58:37 No.30330230 Report

Quoted By: >>30330361

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:59:09 No.30330249 Report

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>>30330217
https://www.etsy.com/listing/161534652/bless-this-house-mos-eisley-edition

The original one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:59:37 No.30330262 Report

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>>30330131
i wish that were real

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:00:15 No.30330284 Report

Quoted By: >>30330332

>>30330217
painfully gullible

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:00:33 No.30330290 Report

Quoted By: >>30333933

>>30329983
an ex-team skull grunt would work best i think. would add more drama due to guzma being their boss in the past.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:01:06 No.30330303 Report

Quoted By: >>30330359

>>30330217
Oh dear.
>>30330249
I wonder if they know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:01:38 No.30330316 Report

Quoted By: >>30330341 >>30330364

>>30326976
Is Golisopod allowed in this thread too?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:02:01 No.30330332 Report

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>>30330284
i want to smell guzma's sweat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:02:23 No.30330341 Report

Quoted By: >>30330534

>>30330316
Yes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:03:09 No.30330359 Report

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>>30330303
>I wonder if they know.

I've noticed people commenting on the original post itself about it, but not many bother to read them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:03:11 No.30330361 Report

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>>30330230
>The Chain S that everyone did in elementary school
>The Chain S that never made it to middle school and beyond
>He mystically brings it back to life.
I dig it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:03:11 No.30330363 Report

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>>30329693
OR here and... hooooly shit, this is fucking hot. Perfect. Thanks, anon! I love you for this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:03:12 No.30330364 Report

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>>30330316
yes but no beastiality shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:04:29 No.30330391 Report

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>Next game comes about
>Have to defend champ title again
>Last opponent is randomly fucking Guzma
>He has both Golisopod and a Xurkitree who are both blinged out and doing gang poses to his music
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:05:41 No.30330426 Report

Quoted By: >>30330547 >>30330610 >>30333064

>>30329693
I think it was 2 threads ago I requested this but... Guzma sees chicken chan (reader) looking at Nanu and gets jealous that she has a thing for older men, maybe not just him and he gets all pouty and flustered until chicken cheer s him up. Lewd or not is up to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:09:13 No.30330525 Report

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>Guzma was the first enemy to come close to beating me
His Golisopod is actually pretty horrifying. Too bad the other times I fought him he was obsessed with swords dancing, which gave me time to proc emergency exit and waste it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:09:31 No.30330534 Report

Quoted By: >>30330673

>>30330341
Get out of this thread and don't come back until you understand Team Skull better!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:10:07 No.30330547 Report

Quoted By: >>30330610

>>30330426
then he reminds her who she belongs to by pounding the shit outta her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:12:13 No.30330610 Report

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>>30330426
>>30330547
Seconding this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:12:46 No.30330628 Report

Quoted By: >>30336056 >>30336140

What is Guzma's favorite drink?
What is Guzma's favorite move?
What is Guzma's favorite Pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:13:28 No.30330644 Report

Quoted By: >>30330679 >>30330862 >>30330924

Okay, so am I understanding his backstory right.
>kid guzma is quite smart and talented
>get trophies and does islands trials
>dream is too become kahuna
>best friend is kukui, friendly rivals
>dad is an asshole perfectionist
>beats guzma because he doesn't all get the best trophies/makes mistakes
>guzma can't handle his dad
>goes crazy and beats his dad with golf clubs
>runs away with his pokemon abandoning dream of becoming a kahuna
>starts team skull

I feel like I'm missing something here, is this right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:14:36 No.30330673 Report

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>>30330534
Fuck, I walked right into that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:15:04 No.30330679 Report

Quoted By: >>30330751

>>30330644
You suprizingly got it correct. Congladurations

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:15:36 No.30330690 Report

Quoted By: >>30330729 >>30330876

reminder that guzma will never be good enough to be trial captain

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:17:13 No.30330729 Report

Quoted By: >>30330747

>>30330690
Reminder that Guzma is too old to be a trial captain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:17:57 No.30330747 Report

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>>30330729
Just old enough to be a Kahuna.
Or the champion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:18:00 No.30330749 Report

Quoted By: >>30330792 >>30330862 >>30330970 >>30334451

So, how's our boy gonna handle Team Rocket in the anime?

I can imagine Team Rocket trying to make some demands, or a deal or something with Team Skull. While Guzma slowly walks up to them from his chair, giving them pic related's look so that Team Rocket basically shits themselves.

I can also somehow imagine Guzma sounding like Eddy's Brother from EEnE in a dubbed version.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:18:02 No.30330751 Report

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>>30330679
So guzma's dad is or atleast was a asshole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:19:34 No.30330786 Report

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y'know what i wanna see? i wanna see the wind in guzma's hair and his expression of excitement and slight greed at seeing a legendary/UB for the first time. thats all i want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:19:40 No.30330792 Report

Quoted By: >>30330840

>>30330749
>Guzma stares team rocket into submission
>Golisopod fights Rocket's Mimikyu and wins

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:21:49 No.30330840 Report

Quoted By: >>30330912

>>30330792
Mimikyu is pretty serious in the anime, it doesn't fuck around.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:22:48 No.30330862 Report

Quoted By: >>30330989

>>30330644
didnt one of the tapus intervene/punish him at one point too? maybe thats what he got beat over
>>30330749
will he be in it? like, was there ever a source? dont play these games with my heart, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:23:08 No.30330876 Report

Quoted By: >>30330920 >>30330938

>>30330690
>reminder that this picture exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:24:17 No.30330912 Report

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>>30330840
Thats why I spoilered it for dramatic effect.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:24:30 No.30330920 Report

Quoted By:

>>30330876
well shit, you got me there

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:24:35 No.30330924 Report

Quoted By: >>30330964

>>30330644
Kukui and Guzma aren't friends, they just know each other from the trial.
Like they don't even talk after the first encounter and isn't mentioned by Kukui for the rest of the game.

Guzma & his dad is a bit trickier because it varies depending what version you are playing. In the Japanese he does imply physical discipline, in English he says he tried to set his boy straight but got beaten and in French he challenged him to a Pokemon battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:25:12 No.30330938 Report

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>>30330876
>ywn see gizma become a better, kinder person and realize his full potential as a trainer
>ywn see him become a kahuna and pass on those lessons to the younger generation

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:25:57 No.30330954 Report

Quoted By: >>30330977 >>30330989 >>30330993

>>30326976
>His glasses are wrong in that pic
Why does this bother me so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:26:32 No.30330964 Report

Quoted By:

>>30330924
Yeah that's what I was confused about. I could tell if his dad was abusive or if guzma just went crazy and beat his dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:26:40 No.30330970 Report

Quoted By:

>>30330749
We don't know if he is in the anime, but here is hoping.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:26:47 No.30330972 Report

Quoted By:

This thread needs more torso of our big boi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:26:54 No.30330977 Report

Quoted By:

>>30330954
Good meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:27:26 No.30330989 Report

Quoted By:

>>30330862
IIRC he wanted to be the big kahuna. he fought his way to the top to be the biggest strongest motherfucker around, so he "won" in that regard. but trial captains and kahunas are like being in the scouts - you're supposed to use your strength to support and encourage the younger ranks, not beat and crush them into submission. for that reason, a tapu (probably koko given that guzma's childhood home is on melemele?) rejected his bid to become kahuna.

>>30330954
post-game, team skull is disbanded. guzma removes his chain, washes off his temp tattoos, gets a new pair of unbroken glasses, and draws a big X in the skull logo on the back of his jacket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:27:35 No.30330993 Report

Quoted By:

>>30330954
In the postgame he gets new glasses like those though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:32:11 No.30331110 Report

Quoted By: >>30331390 >>30334104

>>30326976
yknow whatd be cute?
after the battle on the beach (post game) you set the dawn stone he gave you into a necklace or bracelet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:42:29 No.30331390 Report

Quoted By: >>30331439 >>30334104

>>30331110
>necklace

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:44:15 No.30331439 Report

Quoted By: >>30331472 >>30331511

>>30331390
>you will jack it with guzma
Why live?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:45:25 No.30331472 Report

Quoted By: >>30331511

>>30331439
Because you jacked it with Guzma

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:46:48 No.30331511 Report

Quoted By:

>>30331439
>>30331472
YA GOOSE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:47:50 No.30331557 Report

Quoted By: >>30331945

>>30327040
>Makes a good first impression
Pffft. This is personal sir.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:52:10 No.30331665 Report

Quoted By:

>your boy will never get you out your panties
Why do I live this life only to suffer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:53:59 No.30331724 Report

Quoted By: >>30331945

>>30326976
writeboy if youre still taking suggestions i would very much appreciate some dirty talk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:54:37 No.30331741 Report

Quoted By: >>30331945

>guzma probably owns a shitty old motorcycle he can barely ride
>he will never finger you while you sit on it and feel the vibration

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:00:45 No.30331907 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:01:37 No.30331945 Report

Quoted By:

>>30331557
>>30331724
>>30331741
oh baby a triple

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:09:47 No.30332217 Report

Quoted By: >>30334139 >>30336732

>guzma will never catch you masturbating in a secluded place while you're both visiting the beach one day
>ywn be caught moaning his name as you climax, unaware he's watching you do such a dirty thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:11:28 No.30332258 Report

Quoted By: >>30332320 >>30333159

Your Writeboy !!3CdwzzcxdMT

Your Writeboy !!3CdwzzcxdMT Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:13:37 No.30332317 Report

Quoted By: >>30332489 >>30332627

Sorry, have some distractions at my place atm, here's that Plumeria piece. If anybody wants to write out the rest of it feel free, I'll be back on later.

http://pastebin.com/5zjgd0RE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:13:41 No.30332318 Report

Quoted By: >>30332508

>Guzma enters a clothing store
>Immediately leaves because nothing in the store besides the sunglasses fits his huge size

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:13:48 No.30332320 Report

Quoted By: >>30333068

>>30332258
now replace all those with wimpods

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:18:18 No.30332468 Report

Quoted By: >>30332549 >>30332652

What is Guzma's shoe size?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:18:46 No.30332489 Report

Quoted By:

>>30332317
Holy shit, that was fantastic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:18:48 No.30332491 Report

Quoted By: >>30332549

Is Guzma real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:19:26 No.30332508 Report

Quoted By: >>30334482

>>30332318
>Young Guzma hits a growth spurt while doing the trials
>Has to start buying adult-sized clothes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:20:43 No.30332549 Report

Quoted By:

>>30332468
that doesnt matter
>>30332491
in our hearts, anon. in our hearts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:23:25 No.30332627 Report

Quoted By:

>>30332317
thank you based writeboy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:23:25 No.30332628 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:24:27 No.30332652 Report

Quoted By: >>30332701

>>30332468
Big

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:24:49 No.30332665 Report

Quoted By: >>30332701

You know at first I never really though much about Guzma, but after spending a few days lurking in these threads he's now my favorite boy. Thanks guys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:25:45 No.30332701 Report

Quoted By:

>>30332652
big boots for a big boy
>>30332665
glad we could convert you to the truth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:29:13 No.30332799 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:37:48 No.30333064 Report

Quoted By: >>30333161

>>30330426
I'll write this

Drawfag

Drawfag Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:38:01 No.30333068 Report

Quoted By:

>>30332320

I;m on it anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:40:42 No.30333159 Report

Quoted By: >>30333664

>>30332258
i would love to see our boy get to meet exotic bug types from other regions

i wanna see him befriend a scolipede

no donut tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:40:45 No.30333161 Report

Quoted By: >>30333575

>>30333064
not OR, but i'm curious; will you be making it lewd or non-lewd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:49:33 No.30333449 Report

Quoted By: >>30333478 >>30333565 >>30333579 >>30333855

First time posting in a Guzma thread, better make it a good one
I want to destroy Guzma

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:50:40 No.30333478 Report

Quoted By: >>30333565 >>30333579

>>30333449
>Guzma's ass
Ftfy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:53:44 No.30333565 Report

Quoted By:

>>30333449
>>30333478
don't we all?

Pinkan !!IdoUtqVN1RD

Pinkan !!IdoUtqVN1RD Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:54:06 No.30333575 Report

Quoted By:

>>30333161
LEWD

Also adopting name I haven't used for awhile

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:54:17 No.30333579 Report

Quoted By: >>30333730

>>30333478
>>30333449
Either way works for me fampai

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:57:23 No.30333664 Report

Quoted By: >>30333744 >>30334000 >>30334255

>>30333159
I don't understand the donut thing???

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:59:35 No.30333730 Report

Quoted By: >>30334013 >>30334101 >>30335747

>>30333579
mina and guzma sounds pretty cute actually

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:00:01 No.30333744 Report

Quoted By: >>30333832

>>30333664
you might be better off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:03:04 No.30333832 Report

Quoted By: >>30334237 >>30334338

>>30333744
No, really. I drew a picture of Guzma riding a Scolipede and someone got mad at me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:03:42 No.30333853 Report

Quoted By:

guzma: what is my purpose
lusamine: youre bait for the UB's
guzma: oh my god

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:03:45 No.30333855 Report

Quoted By:

>>30333449
Me too, anon, me too.

Either you want to destroy Guzma, you want Guzma to destroy you, or you're a kinky fucker who wants it both ways.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:06:18 No.30333932 Report

Quoted By: >>30333983 >>30334194 >>30334361 >>30334375

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:06:18 No.30333933 Report

Quoted By: >>30334215 >>30334439

>>30330290
And then there should be a fist fight between Guzma and the grunt. Grunt says "nobody can take her/him from me, especially YOU!" Throws a fist then Guzma calmly grabs it and says, "Nobody puts baby in a corner." Then he tightens his grip on the grunt's hand and crushes his bones. Grunt laying on floor in pain, while Guzma sweeps you off of your feet. "Let's get some McDonalds." He calmly says to your ear. Then he carries you away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:08:19 No.30333983 Report

Quoted By:

>>30333932
dont mind if i do

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:08:42 No.30334000 Report

Quoted By: >>30334255

>>30333664
>those digits

SO CLOSE

I think the donut thing came from a thread about a venipede and a sewaddle in love or something. I saw it for a few seconds but I didn't pay too much attention to it. I think sewaddle was donut desu

I too would like to know the whole story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:09:07 No.30334013 Report

Quoted By: >>30334081

>>30333730
>trying to get me on another crack ship
Pls no, my heart can't take all the guzma shipping as it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:10:10 No.30334049 Report

Quoted By:

do you think Plumeria has pierces on her tongue

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:11:20 No.30334081 Report

Quoted By: >>30334164

>>30334013
think about it. she paint on all kinds of tattoos for him
she could dye his hair whatever colour he wants
her total calm would cancel out his constant rage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:12:00 No.30334101 Report

Quoted By: >>30334189 >>30335747

>>30333730
artfag here, i've been kinda wanting to draw this for a few days now

if i do it i'm gonna make them fug, though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:12:08 No.30334104 Report

Quoted By:

>>30331110
I was thinking this when he gave me the stone.
>>30331390
I'm dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:13:10 No.30334139 Report

Quoted By:

>>30332217
I like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:14:00 No.30334164 Report

Quoted By:

>>30334081
cute...
cute!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:14:46 No.30334189 Report

Quoted By: >>30335747

>>30334101
yes please ma'am

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:14:54 No.30334194 Report

Quoted By:

>>30333932
I want to pinch Guzma's nipples.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:15:31 No.30334215 Report

Quoted By: >>30334505

>>30333933
perfect.
now we just need to get someone to write it out that's not me since i'm shit at writing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:16:05 No.30334237 Report

Quoted By: >>30334364

>>30333832
there's some shitty detailed drawing of a leavanny nibbling on a scolipede's butthole, and it's butthole looks like a donut

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:16:50 No.30334255 Report

Quoted By: >>30334347 >>30334364

>>30334000
>>30333664

Sometimes I feel like a bunch of the posters in these threads are crossposters from tumblr from the typing styles. Thanks for confirming.

Donut is a meme that surfaced a few months ago. It's about a photo of Sewaddle biting Scolipede's anus, which is inflamed and looks like a chocolate donut.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:19:37 No.30334338 Report

Quoted By:

>>30333832
Also, I enjoyed your drawing. Please don't stop, and keep on buggin'

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:19:53 No.30334347 Report

Quoted By:

>>30334255
>crossposters from tumblr from the typing styles
I only lurk on tumblr, anon. But now that you mention it, tumblr might be leaking into my writing style lately. I swear I only use desu ironically though

Okay, that explains it. Thank you for the information!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:20:18 No.30334361 Report

Quoted By:

>>30333932
*points at lap* is this seat taken

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:20:22 No.30334364 Report

Quoted By:

>>30334255
>>30334237
Ah. Gotcha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:20:53 No.30334375 Report

Quoted By:

>>30333932
You guys, stop! I'm so sore from the previous sessions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:21:10 No.30334396 Report

Quoted By:

>>30330217
I wish it were real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:22:40 No.30334439 Report

Quoted By: >>30334505

>>30333933
As you can see, I also suck at writing. Better at drawing this stuff out, rather than writing it. Let's hope someone will do the honors.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:23:01 No.30334450 Report

Quoted By:

will our boy ever know happiness again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:23:01 No.30334451 Report

Quoted By:

>>30330749
>inb4 team rocket winds up giving him support that he got from lusamine in the games
>inb4 team skull and team rocket ally

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:23:15 No.30334456 Report

Quoted By: >>30334549

>>30330217
this makes me laugh. i saw a picture yesterday of one girl doing exactly that, she was like, three quarters of the way through to finishing.
should we tell her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:24:31 No.30334482 Report

Quoted By:

>>30332508
>young Guzma got beat by his dad and bullied by his peers for being too tall

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:25:11 No.30334505 Report

Quoted By:

>>30334439
Oops, quoted myself. Meant to reply to >>30334215

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:25:38 No.30334516 Report

Quoted By:

how bad did his dad beat him? did he crack a bone or two?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:26:22 No.30334536 Report

Quoted By: >>30334643

i just felt bad for him most of the time.
he's a pretty depressing character i think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:26:44 No.30334549 Report

Quoted By:

>>30334456
Nahh, let her find out in her own path.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:28:45 No.30334605 Report

Quoted By: >>30334662 >>30334694

>so this is z-power, huh...not bad
How would you feel if this happened in the anime or stars?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:30:14 No.30334643 Report

Quoted By: >>30334747

>>30334536
either he beat him with golf clubs or guzma did, in the japanese version he said something about disobedience will get you beaten black and blue, but in the english translation the dad said that he got beat. i cant remember the exact quote, but he did make mention to trying to whip guzma back into shape

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:31:11 No.30334662 Report

Quoted By: >>30335827

>>30334605
>So this is z-power, huh.. not bad
Do you have to post about this in every thread?

also not okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:32:04 No.30334694 Report

Quoted By: >>30335827

>>30334605
i would stare slack jawed at the screen and be in denial for a while, but it would add a tiny bit more of character at least
i like watching my husbandos hurt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:34:19 No.30334747 Report

Quoted By:

>>30334643
Japanese:
>A child going on a journey is a wonderful thing, but it's no good to run off! So I set him to task! I got beaten black and blue because of that."

English: (Can't remember the first line but)
>I tried to set that boy straight, but instead, I was the one that got beat.

The physical discipline is already implied in the Japanese version, the English version makes it clearer by implying Guzdad tried to beat Guzma first before Guzma beat him instead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:36:25 No.30334805 Report

Quoted By: >>30336309

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:37:13 No.30334831 Report

Quoted By:

there isnt enough art of guzma with his glasses on

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:37:37 No.30334841 Report

Quoted By:

writeboy, did you ever write that guzma/reader fic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:40:32 No.30334946 Report

Quoted By: >>30334991 >>30334994

I want Guzma to drunkenly molest me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:41:47 No.30334991 Report

Quoted By: >>30335143

>>30334946
>i want guzma to drunkenly grope and molest me*
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:41:53 No.30334994 Report

Quoted By:

>>30334946
This
I think I might have a drunk sex kink

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:48:13 No.30335143 Report

Quoted By: >>30335214 >>30335255 >>30335353

>>30334991
>I want Guzma to drunkenly grope and manhandle me, but grow too drowsy to initiate anything further
>I want to stroke and play with his cock as he drifts in and out of consciousness, watching his facial expressions

ftfy x2

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:51:03 No.30335214 Report

Quoted By: >>30335255 >>30335455

>>30335143
>not wanting him to use your boobs as pillows too
shit taste

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:52:48 No.30335255 Report

Quoted By:

>>30335143
>>30335214
>no sloppy makeouts n takeouts
i hate alcohol but ill do it for him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:57:01 No.30335353 Report

Quoted By:

>>30335143
Drunk licking and mumbling romantic clean things while occassionally throwing in dirty talk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:00:46 No.30335455 Report

Quoted By: >>30335544 >>30335560

>>30335214
does he pull down your shirt and suck your tiddies after?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:04:16 No.30335544 Report

Quoted By:

>>30335455
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:04:54 No.30335560 Report

Quoted By: >>30335666 >>30335719

>>30335455
Yes. And then he shuffles down your body and clumsily pulls your pants off. Then he pushes your legs apart and gives you sloppy, languid, drunken head

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:08:35 No.30335661 Report

Quoted By:

i just want to feel guzma's tongue

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:08:42 No.30335666 Report

Quoted By: >>30335688

>>30335560
All of this talk makes me wanna draw more lewd comics

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:09:37 No.30335688 Report

Quoted By:

>>30335666
You should.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:11:05 No.30335719 Report

Quoted By:

>>30335560
Guzma seems like the type that would like giving head. But he's better at it with women then men.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:12:35 No.30335747 Report

Quoted By: >>30335771 >>30335774 >>30335793 >>30335808 >>30335809 >>30337742

>>30333730
>>30334101
>>30334189

it's pretty late here, this is all i have the energy for tonight. maybe i'll try again later.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:13:36 No.30335768 Report

Quoted By: >>30335834

>>30329123
honk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:13:39 No.30335771 Report

Quoted By:

>>30335747
cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:13:42 No.30335774 Report

Quoted By: >>30335809

>>30335747
>that good shit
we are not worthy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:14:40 No.30335793 Report

Quoted By: >>30335834

>>30335747
Guzma would probably have a meltdown afterwards because she barely reacted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:15:15 No.30335808 Report

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>>30335747
Adorable sex!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:15:16 No.30335809 Report

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>>30335747
>the confusion on his face
beautiful

>>30335774
I want to see Guzma in that pose

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:15:56 No.30335827 Report

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>>30334662
I was on the fence, I'll probably not do it again, don't worry.
>>30334694
He'd be dead, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:16:26 No.30335834 Report

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>>30335768
https://youtu.be/2sNuyWXKDr4
>>30335793
that is rude and you are being asked to see yourself to the door

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:16:49 No.30335852 Report

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>>30326976
where are the rest of the post game images

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:18:12 No.30335894 Report

Quoted By: >>30335915 >>30335963 >>30336030 >>30337752

Is Guzma pronounced 'gooz-muh'?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:18:58 No.30335915 Report

Quoted By: >>30335943

>>30335894
I think so? GOOZ-muh is how I've been pronouncing it in my head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:19:53 No.30335943 Report

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>>30335915
same

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:20:39 No.30335963 Report

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>>30335894
google says "guz-ma" but my heart says "gooz-ma"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:22:51 No.30336030 Report

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>>30335894
I've been mentally reading it as Guhz ma

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:24:09 No.30336056 Report

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>>30330628
No

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:27:33 No.30336140 Report

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>>30330628
his favourite movie is back to the future but i dont know why

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:30:57 No.30336234 Report

Quoted By: >>30336324 >>30336337 >>30336400

>guzma will never fall asleep while drinking milk from your lactating breasts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:34:23 No.30336309 Report

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>>30334805
Source

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:35:09 No.30336324 Report

Quoted By: >>30336508

>>30336234
Delete this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:35:29 No.30336337 Report

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>>30336234
god it hurts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:38:14 No.30336400 Report

Quoted By: >>30336482

>>30336234
this isnt a hex maniac thread

Pinkan !!IdoUtqVN1RD

Pinkan !!IdoUtqVN1RD Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:38:53 No.30336408 Report

Quoted By: >>30336437 >>30336518

>tfw on page 5 of this smut
wake me up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:40:05 No.30336437 Report

Quoted By: >>30336565

>>30336408
What smut?

can't wake up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:41:41 No.30336482 Report

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>>30336400
I want Guzma to initiate me into his gang

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:42:32 No.30336498 Report

Quoted By: >>30336529

Can't believe I'm asking this, but are there any Guzma bottoming fics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:42:53 No.30336508 Report

Quoted By: >>30336706 >>30337515

>>30336324
>you will never give guzma an enthusiastic titjob, making sure to take care of his needs first and foremost
>guzma will never give you a sloppy drunken facial after he can't take it anymore, then pass out immediately afterwards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:43:12 No.30336518 Report

Quoted By: >>30336565

>>30336408
there is no waking up from this nightmare, pinkan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:43:35 No.30336529 Report

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>>30336498
Why can't you believe it? That's the best kind of Guzma!

But yes, there's been a few fics in these threads. We need to start putting all of these in one place.

Pinkan !!IdoUtqVN1RD

Pinkan !!IdoUtqVN1RD Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:44:36 No.30336565 Report

Quoted By: >>30336706 >>30337312

>>30336437
>>30336518
http://pastebin.com/QAT3mM3s

Save me you fucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:48:51 No.30336666 Report

Quoted By: >>30336858

...so did anyone ever write bugfucking

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:50:20 No.30336706 Report

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>>30336508
i was already hard and im only getting harder
>>30336565
we're in too deep, there's no going back

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:51:13 No.30336732 Report

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>>30332217
im ending my life

Your Writeboy !!3CdwzzcxdMT

Your Writeboy !!3CdwzzcxdMT Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:55:39 No.30336858 Report

Quoted By: >>30336921 >>30337070 >>30337336 >>30337417

>>30336666
Back and actually giving in. There's no more purity, Guzma's getting fucked by Golisopod. No eggs though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:57:15 No.30336890 Report

Quoted By:

>>30328055
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:58:17 No.30336921 Report

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>>30336858
BUGS ARE PURE
PURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:03:56 No.30337070 Report

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>>30336858
BUGS WILL BE FOREVER PURE, DELETE THIS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:07:43 No.30337167 Report

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NO FUG THE BUUUUGGG!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:12:00 No.30337312 Report

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>>30336565
>"The smirk still in place he looked at you from behind his circular shades and put a thumb in-between the waist band of his boxers."

HOLY FUCK DRAWFAGS HAVE MERCY AND BRING THIS TO LIFE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:12:52 No.30337336 Report

Quoted By: >>30337417

>>30336858
Ignore the naysayers, I'll be happy to read it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:13:17 No.30337350 Report

Quoted By: >>30337935

>Guzma is invited to aether paradise
>is taken to lusamine's bedroom
>she tells him she's heard about how strong he is
>he ain't buying it because he's guzma
>she starts rubbing his dick through his pants
>"I had to see just how strong you are"
>Guzma now entranced by Lusamine's seduction can do nothing as she pushes him on the bed and straddles him
>being experienced because of age she fucks his brains, all the while remarking how strong and powerful he is
>after filling her to the brim with cum he knew he would follow this woman anywhere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:15:14 No.30337417 Report

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>>30336858
>>30337336
NO BUG FUGS, BUGS ARE PURE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:18:44 No.30337515 Report

Quoted By: >>30337578 >>30337746

>>30336508
I want him to pass out on top of me. He would be too heavy to move out from, so I'd just be pinned down by him all night, being so close to his body and face. Since he's drunk and won't wake up so easily, I would gently kiss his cheek and whisper thoughts of love into his ear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:21:07 No.30337578 Report

Quoted By: >>30337720

>>30337515
bless u guzmanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:24:03 No.30337653 Report

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S-someone please provide link / write Guzma with a mommy kink being dominated by Lusamine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:26:44 No.30337720 Report

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>>30337578

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:27:38 No.30337742 Report

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>>30335747
Do you have a blog anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:27:47 No.30337746 Report

Quoted By: >>30337782

>>30337515

>close to the face of a drunk

I can understand being pinned underneath him, but alcohol breath at pointblank all night would make me vomit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:28:04 No.30337752 Report

Quoted By: >>30337779

>>30335894
I've been saying "gooz-mah"

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:29:19 No.30337779 Report

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>>30337752
thats the way, anon

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:29:25 No.30337782 Report

Quoted By: >>30338553

>>30337746
Have one of these at the bedside.

Drawfag

Drawfag Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:35:59 No.30337926 Report

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Consider the following:

Guzma passing out in his chair and the grunts covering him in blankets and helping him get comfortable.

FoxyDrampa

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FoxyDrampa Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:36:22 No.30337935 Report

Quoted By: >>30338051 >>30338145 >>30338398

>>30337350
>Plumeria finds out Her Boi lost his virginity before her
>angery.jpg
>it was at this moment that Plumeria decided to go full ganguro
>Plum revenge fucks all the grunts since she can't have Guz
>meanwhile Guzma is getting all that aether foundation puss
>essentially the two become total sluts
>after Guzma gets dumped by Lusamine Plumeria tells him all about her many sexscapades to make him jealous
>Guzma's response is essentially "me 2"
>now both of them are trying to outdo each other
>>well you haven't even fucked me yet!
>idea
>the two have angry sex
>every position under the sun
>plumeria goes from full bondage mode to gentle femdom in like 2 hours
>guzma starts off super violent, shoving it in any of Plumeria's holes without asking, spanking and biting her, before mellowing out and asking her what she wants to do next
>eventually the two tire out but with their massive libidos they keep going
>this results in passionate vanilla sex for the rest of the night
>the two enter an open relationship with each other and the grunts
>every night in the Skull mansion ya boy and big sis have orgies with the lucky grunts that have won the most battles that day
>Guzma and Plumeria effectively raise a family of sex machines
>people who wonder why team skull is so tight have no idea they are all fucking each other

I'll see myself and my /d/-tier ganguro slut fetish out of here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:40:55 No.30338051 Report

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>>30337935
By all means do

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:44:08 No.30338145 Report

Quoted By: >>30338287 >>30338301

>>30337935
Lmao at attaching your name to your cuck fantasies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:49:12 No.30338287 Report

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>>30338145
It was an accident famalam

I prefer monogamous Guzmeria though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:49:31 No.30338301 Report

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>>30338145
Maybe they wanted us to know. And oh well, I enjoyed reading.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:53:08 No.30338398 Report

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>>30337935
im into it. btw i loved your ao3 fic

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:57:19 No.30338508 Report

Quoted By: >>30338550

>>30338301
It actually was an accident. I was namefagging earlier to ask about fic ideas but I forgot to take it off and now everybody knows my biggest shame

I'll never write anything non-monogamous with Guzma and Plumeria though, they're for marriage only

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:58:54 No.30338550 Report

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>>30338508
>I'll never write anything non-monogamous with Guzma and Plumeria though, they're for marriage only

It's too late, anon, I'm calling everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 05:59:09 No.30338553 Report

Quoted By: >>30338581

>>30337782

That really doesn't help with alcohol breath because the smell comes from the stomach, not the mouth, so then you just get alcohol breath + MINTY FRESHNESS or whatever and it could make it like 10 times worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 06:00:24 No.30338581 Report

Quoted By: >>30338693

>>30338553
Gum is the best option.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 06:04:46 No.30338693 Report

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>>30338581
or you could suck him off and block your nose with his cum

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 06:05:20 No.30338704 Report

Quoted By: >>30338808

>>30338550
I swear I'm pure!

The actual reason I probably have such a weird fetish when all I want in life is pure vanilla loving is that I'm a virgin autist and enjoy self inserting as a girl with enough confidence to be a man eater. /blog
This is honestly why you should never namefag

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 06:05:28 No.30338707 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 06:09:39 No.30338808 Report

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>>30338704
hits close to home, anon.
ganguro is p cute if done right

Drawfag

Drawfag Tue 29 Nov 2016 06:16:52 No.30339002 Report

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>>30338707
LEWD
Whoa there fella you didn't quite crop that enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 06:17:36 No.30339025 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezHehUa15RY

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 06:18:10 No.30339045 Report

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>>30339025
good

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