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My Neighbor's Toucan

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:38:20 No.30329638 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30329670 >>30329702 >>30329767 >>30329770 >>30329813 >>30330431 >>30330456 >>30330775

Fucking literally, no joke, its just my neighbor's fucking toucan.

Why is this design so horribly fucking lazy? At least make its beak shaped like a canon. Give it a fucking crest or a fancy long tail. Or maybe some kind of stupid looking meter! Anything!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:39:30 No.30329670 Report

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>>30329638
please do not bully toucannon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:40:35 No.30329702 Report

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>>30329638
>Or maybe some kind of stupid looking meter!
It's beak literally is, like a heat meter, it's hottest near the tip, and when it attacks it all turns red.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:41:20 No.30329726 Report

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You're ignoring its size compared to a regular toucan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:42:50 No.30329767 Report

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>>30329638
That pissed off look and half-turned head in battle redeems.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:42:57 No.30329770 Report

Quoted By: >>30329870 >>30330516

>>30329638

Fucking literally, no joke, its just my neighbor's fucking pidgeon.

Why is this design so horribly fucking lazy? At least make its beak shaped like a canon. Give it a fucking crest or a fancy long tail. Or maybe some kind of stupid looking meter! Anything!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:44:11 No.30329813 Report

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>>30329638
>raises his wife's son
Kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:45:44 No.30329870 Report

Quoted By: >>30330036 >>30330592 >>30330621

>>30329770
That would work if not for the fact that Pidgey looks nothing like a real world pigeon, you blind imbecile.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:48:17 No.30329942 Report

Quoted By: >>30330043

but real toucans can't heat their beak
say something op

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:48:49 No.30329962 Report

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its just a normal toucan as drawn by Gamefreak that was given angry eyes and more noticeable divides on its beak.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:51:01 No.30330020 Report

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>thread is about what it looks like
>points out something that it occasionally does with a single move that's not that impressive

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:51:57 No.30330036 Report

Quoted By: >>30330287

>>30329870
You're right, it's literally my neighbor's fucking wren. Shut the fuck up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:52:12 No.30330043 Report

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>>30329942
That doesn't disprove that it looks uncreative as shit. It doesn't even have large cartoonish eyes or a goofy attachment like Chatot. Its just an angry-looking Toucan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 00:57:57 No.30330209 Report

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>>30330043
How about its size?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:00:18 No.30330287 Report

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>>30330036
>posts pic proving otherwise
>responds with Shut the fuck up.
Not an argument.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:01:45 No.30330321 Report

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>>30330209
A giant rat is still just a rat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:03:56 No.30330381 Report

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It is literally, LITERALLY,

L I T E R A L L Y

my mom's pigeon. What the fuck, what was GF even thinking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:05:51 No.30330431 Report

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>>30329638
Toucans are perfect, and super cute. So not much you could change, you'd be ruining a perfect design as is.

The fact it's angry as fuck is hilarious though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:06:31 No.30330456 Report

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>>30329638
>I'm taking a pro-Digimon stance

Pidgeot is a hawk. Fucking literally, no joke, it's just the bird outside my window right now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:08:43 No.30330516 Report

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>>30330381
>>30329770
Are you anons legitimately blind?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:09:52 No.30330539 Report

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>>30330516
Now show as a toucan with the same stripes and spots as Toucannon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:11:34 No.30330592 Report

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>>30330456
Put a Pidgeot and a Hawk side by side or overlap one another transparently, the two are still distinct. Overlap a Toucannon and a Toucan, its still a fucking Toucan. >>30329870

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:12:08 No.30330608 Report

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But are regular Toucans always mad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:12:38 No.30330621 Report

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>>30330539
Here ya go kiddo >>30329870

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:18:57 No.30330775 Report

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>>30329638
>He doesn't follow his nose to the fruity taste that shows
And people wonder why its so angry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:12:49 No.30332294 Report

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>>30330621
Nice shop. Try again.

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