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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:13:25 No.30352715 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30353091 >>30353257 >>30353266 >>30353332 >>30354037 >>30356361 >>30358881 >>30359980 >>30360009 >>30360211

>he kissed Lusamine
>he licked Lusamine's armpits
>he sucked Lusamine's boobs and toes
>he fingered and licked Lusamine's pussy
>he knows what Lusamine's butt smells like
>he made Lusamine pee all over him
>he blew his load inside Lusamine's mouth
>he planted his hot potent seed inside of Lusamine's fertile womb
>twice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:21:08 No.30352890 Report

Quoted By: >>30356315

He was her employee or her dad's employee. Factor in how Lusamine's whole character is about treating living things like toys, she must've had her way with him. I doubt he ever felt in charge, and he was probably not a big guy at the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:29:27 No.30353091 Report

Quoted By: >>30353170 >>30360289

>>30352715
>will never be scat-spitroasted by lillie and lusamine

just end it all my good brothers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:33:05 No.30353170 Report

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>>30353091
Why are we here? To suffer?

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:35:06 No.30353226 Report

Quoted By: >>30354055 >>30356399

why do I even bother coming to this garbage board. Thanks for spoiling everything you retard. That's why spoiler functions exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:36:29 No.30353257 Report

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>>30352715

There's already a thread like this, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:37:05 No.30353266 Report

Quoted By: >>30353315 >>30356437 >>30360910

>>30352715
>he licked Lusamine's armpits
>he sucked Lusamine's [snip] toes
>he knows what Lusamine's butt smells like
>he made Lusamine pee all over him

Having been married for a few years now, I still haven't done any of these and can't figure out why anyone would want to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:38:00 No.30353288 Report

Quoted By: >>30354229

He stuck his dick in crazy and had to open a dimension-tearing wormhole to get away from her.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:39:22 No.30353315 Report

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>>30353266
>he's a tits guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:39:35 No.30353320 Report

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At least he scored

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:40:04 No.30353332 Report

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>>30352715
LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN :^)

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:43:28 No.30353405 Report

Quoted By: >>30354027

Please do not sexualize Mommy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:52:28 No.30353593 Report

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>Lusamine gets hooked on jellyfish drugs and goes mad, treating her kids like shit in the process
>Mohn gets to chill the fuck out on a tropical island, farming beans and playing with people's Pokemon, and doesn't even have to remember his past
Damn, Mohn has it good. If only Lillie and Gladion had been sucked into the same portal with him, they probably would've had a much better childhood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 20:10:11 No.30354027 Report

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>>30353405
Mommy sexualizes you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 20:10:49 No.30354037 Report

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>>30352715
Not this meme again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 20:11:55 No.30354055 Report

Quoted By: >>30355970

>>30353226
the game's been out long enough faggot, it's your own fault

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 20:20:51 No.30354229 Report

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>>30353288
indeed.

he accidentally hit the wormhole control machine with a hammer repeatedly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 20:31:13 No.30354445 Report

Quoted By: >>30354691

Wait, where does it say this guy is Lusamine's lost husband?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 20:42:57 No.30354691 Report

Quoted By: >>30360605

>>30354445
Well, it's a bit more subtle than that.
Lillie mentions that her father discovered the Ultra Wormhole in Alola and was sucked through one.
The Aether Paradise's files on UBs reference a "Professor Mohn" who had discovered the Ultra Wormhole in Alola.
It's up to the player to put two and two together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 21:18:23 No.30355970 Report

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>>30354055
>hurr everyone should play a potentially multi-hundred hour game at my pace because I don't give a shit about decency

yeah it's my own fault when you could have just spoilered

kill yourself faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 21:32:02 No.30356315 Report

Quoted By: >>30358321

>>30352890
stop projecting

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 21:32:59 No.30356342 Report

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If your going to rehash the thread, atleast add another sentence

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 21:33:58 No.30356361 Report

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>>30352715
he's genuinely hot tho
i thought aarune was one of his relatives since both have a side purpose, well they probably are

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 21:35:41 No.30356399 Report

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>>30353226

>giving any amount of a shit about the story in a pokemon game
>giving any kind of fuck at all about this barely noteworthy part of the story

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 21:36:43 No.30356437 Report

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>>30353266

How do you not know what your wife's butt smells like? Has she never been naked near you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 21:38:07 No.30356460 Report

Quoted By: >>30356531 >>30360736

>>30356399
>trying to justify being a lazy disrepectful asshole

it's the principal. People waited ages for this and you couldn't do the bare minimum of hitting ctrl+s. I don't give a shit how little you care about the story. Again--kill yourself. Last reply you'll get from me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 21:40:30 No.30356531 Report

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>>30356460

>People waited ages for this

For the game, yeah

>and you

I'm not even the guy. I'm just pointing out how stupid it is to get upset that someone mentioned something you didn't know yet in a fucking pokemon game, like that ruins the game for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 22:46:22 No.30358321 Report

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>>30356315
Literally the point of her character was to be obsessed with treating humans and Pokemon like objects, down to freezing Pokemon into collectibles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 23:07:00 No.30358881 Report

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>>30352715
You make me so hard, OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 23:43:39 No.30359980 Report

Quoted By: >>30360275

>>30352715
Good

He gives the rest of us hope that we can impregnate a hot batshit insane girl one day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 23:44:43 No.30360009 Report

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>>30352715
Imagine how huge his dick is, you can tell hes hung as fuck by how constantly confident he is.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 23:50:34 No.30360211 Report

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>>30352715
>he fucked pregnant Lusamine

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 23:52:16 No.30360275 Report

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>>30359980
And then we can escape through a cross-dimensional wormhole when we realize she's probably going to freeze us

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 23:52:44 No.30360289 Report

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>>30353091
Degenerate

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Anonymous Wed 30 Nov 2016 00:02:47 No.30360605 Report

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>>30354691
Does these two even have the same name on the JP versions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Nov 2016 00:06:40 No.30360736 Report

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>>30356460
What the fuck did you expect? This is literally 100% your fault. You can't go to a Pokemon forum and expect people to not be talking about the new Pokemon games.
I for one care a LOT about the story. You know what I did? I stayed off 4chan and all vidya-related sites (barring Serebii) from October 17 to today and the first thing I see is you bitching about spoilers.
No, YOU kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Nov 2016 00:11:20 No.30360910 Report

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>>30353266
Does it not fancy you to lick up and down an ass crack, and all around the hole?

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